"Filthy dirty wet dreams," says the blurb on the cover. This, of course, has nothing to do with the content. Nobody's dreaming, nor is anything particularly dirty, including the sex. The setting is, in fact, the same dark red dungeon that is seen in many other Hungarian movies. It's rather well-kept, as dungeons go. It looks more like a gay bar than a dungeon -- there are even pictures of hot guys on the wall and empty glasses on the counter. In fact, the only dungeon-like qualities are the rough stone walls and a row of bars above the counter in the first scene.
Our protagonists in this so-called dungeon are a real "who's who" of Hungarian porn. Each of the five scenes features only one couple -- no group scenes here. First up is macho bald bodybuilder Randy Jones making out with hairy Rod Stevens. They're wearing some leather harnesses and such just to make sure we know how butch they are. After making small-talk in their limited English, they waste no time getting to business. They suck each other, do some light rimming, and then Randy pumps away in Rod's well-used hairy hole. There are lots of exits and re-insertions so that we can see Rod's gaping red hole. Randy fucks him doggy, on his back on the counter, and on his side, then they cum. Not particularly sweaty, though.
In another part of the red dungeon featuring a low barrel vault and a steel pole, Steve Hunt is giving Ted Colunga a half-hearted pole-dancing demo. In full leather -- including pants, vest and boots -- Steve seems a bit overdressed for the occasion, considering Ted's only wearing a harness and cap. Ted quickly makes his move, starting to suck on young, dark Steve's long dick. Ted, as you may know, is in great favor at the Imperial court. We're not sure exactly when this was filmed, but his body is not only completely covered with its natural pelt of hair, but he's lost significant weight and his impressive physique is harder and more defined than we've ever seen it before. He's much less brawny than in, say, "Breathless" (TITAN). Young Steve soon is returning the favor with Ted's mammoth Hungarian dick (which looks somewhat less mammoth these days, now that his muscles have gotten so big). There's some brief boot-licking, then a 69, then Steve fucks the much bigger Ted standing. It is pretty hot to see Steve's long cock energetically fucking Ted's hairy ass while we have a full view not only of his furry muscled torso, but also his pendulous, size-L dick dangling there. After more fucking with Ted on his back on the stage, Ted shoots his typically minuscule load on Steve's chest, and Steve squirts on Ted's boot and licks it off. Hung and hairy we have here, but not sweaty.
One room of the dungeon has a vaguely western feel. It's because there are wooden benches and a niche in the wall where the leather gear hangs -- it looks like a barn with riding tack. Apparently unsatiated by his tryst with Randy, Rod is now licking the leather pants of long-time porn stalwart Sergio Solli, better known under the name Don Camillo, and here sporting a close-cropped beard and his always hard, muscular body. Once again, the two suck first, then Rod rims Sergio prior to Sergio's predictable topping of Rod. Sergio stands during all the fucking, while Rod changes from bent-over to crouched on the bench in front of the "tack box," to lying on his back. Sergio shoots a nice load on Rod's buttcheek, but leaves Rod unsatisfied.
The rather ordinary-looking, short Nico Blade encounters old-timer Janos Volt in another room. Janos's body is not as hard and muscular as in his halcyon days of yore, but he still manages a convincing performance. Nico enjoys showing off his English skills as he keeps up a fairly steady stream of dirty-talk while Janos services his modest dick. Nico finally has to shut up later while he sucks Janos; then Janos eats Nico's ass, and Nico fucks Janos, who remains soft throughout. We actually see Janos astride Nico, the first and only time this position is seen in the red dungeon. Both then cum, and Janos licks his own load off of Nico's thigh.
In the final scene big hairy Ted stumbles across Sergio in a room with a wooden wall. Sergio shows off his own English language skills. "How are you, my friend?" he asks, smiling broadly and exchanging pleasantries while immediately reaching for Ted. These two make quite a pair, both being extremely muscular and hairy and endowed. (If they were only sweaty, too, perhaps they could provide a reason for the title.) They actually seem to be turned on by each other's bodies, spending a lot of time squeezing and caressing each other's muscles and tenderly kissing. Ted's still wearing his leather cap, evidently to hide his shaved head. Ted sucks Sergio first, then Sergio manages to get about two inches of Ted's meat in his mouth, then Ted flicks his tongue on Sergio's hole for a while. You almost think he's going to fuck Sergio, but once again the rimming bottom is the fucking top. Sergio fucks Ted standing and lying on a bench before they cum, Ted only shooting a single drop of cum. And still nobody looks sweaty.
We're not sure why they even bothered with a director for this video. Every scene pretty much follows the same formula. They could have just left some written instructions and a cameraman, for all the variety exhibited here. "And don't forget to turn out the lights when you leave the dungeon!" There's not much liveliness in the editing either, and shots tend to run on too long. It has sound problems: in places you can hear the director (proving that he WAS actually on set) barking out order in Hungarian. Guess they forgot to edit that out. But what this video has going for it is some great guys in the cast, particularly Ted and Sergio. It's worth watching it just for them, and Randy Jones is a major bonus. This video also purports to be "filmed in HD." The Imperial Palace has yet to be equipped with a player that displays high-definition images (heads will roll!), so we can't vouch for the actual effect this might have on the picture. We're not totally sure that all the models' skin can stand up to such scrutiny, so maybe that's not altogether a bad thing.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Glory Hole of Desire," "Poolside Party," "Heavy Industry," "Hard at Home," "Leather and Chains," "Twin Warriors" and "The Bar"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor