WARNING!
Dean Flynn
Rick van Sant
Eduardo
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Titan Media | 2008 | 219 |
Description source: promotional material
Celebrated director Brian Mills brings together 13 of the hottest men around to the Warehouse for almost three hours of sweaty and raunchy, non-stop man-on-man action.
Wait a minute! How has Titan NOT done "Warehouse" already? I mean, an empty warehouse is the prototypical Titan setting: spacious, not beholden to any time constraints, full of sturdy multi-use wood furniture, lack of sunlight allowing for growth only in men, not plants and allowing for loud echoes. But, somehow it hasn't been done, so director Brian Mills is correcting that oversight in a big way. His "Warehouse" is colossal. I don't know what went on in there before it was abandoned, but now it's a haven for giant hulking studs and their massive sexual desires, and I bet it's never been so alive and humming.
So, the scene is set. The title tells us all we need to know. First up is Damien Crosse, ever-dependable in his slightly hairy beefiness. He pisses a storm into his own mouth, and he's standing up! The unending supply of pee completely coats him, and whatever pheromones exist in urine, they bring colorfully inked Dak Ramsey to him. Dak hunkers down for a blowjob that starts with an aching deep-throat, and only betters itself from there. Damien's uncut cock is huge, but Dak is just the guy to chow on it, delighting in the gagging it causes. If Dak thought he was king of the scene, Damien shows him he has competition with a blowjob every bit as extravagant. Damien has his face buried so deep in Dak's crotch, I was worried he wasn't getting enough air. He works up such a mouth of saliva that all he can do is spit it at Dak, who has no problem spitting it back in a tasty wet war. Dak and Damien finally shoot no-longer-containable loads, and so does swarthy Ago Viara, who has been watching the world-class suckfest from a corner. Getting something for nothing isn't fair, so Dak and Damien tie him up so Damien can piss all over him. Okay, not much of a punishment, I admit. Ago is then placed flat so Damien can voraciously eat his ass, Dak helping out with some of that drool. Damien, who is so full of energy he could light this whole building, gets some relief when he fucks Ago. Hmmm, "fucks" doesn't seem the appropriate word. His dick is in Ago, but it's so fast and furious, it seems like it deserves another verb. It's pure carnal lust, not a nicety to be found, and no one does it better than Damien. Dak certainly tries. He comes damn close with a pound that alone would leave Ago sore for a week, with Damien forcing his cock down Ago's gullet at the same time. After Ago has taken more than just about anyone can take on all-fours, he's flipped over to take it all again on his back. Dak and Damien show no let-up in excitement, trying to outdo each other and themselves. When all three drop cum-shots on Ago in heaves and moans, they deserve a very long nap. It doesn't come more outrageous than this!
There are plenty of dark spaces, so keep the men coming! Chad Manning, butch of body but angelic of face, grabs a beer from a fridge, which he shares with bald bearded Eduardo mouth-to-mouth before hitting the floor so Eduardo can pee all over him. With Eduardo's dick still dripping piss, it gets a hearty sucking from Chad. Eduardo's thick uncut piece is a real treat, and he coos in adoration as Chad swallows it whole with effortless grace. In fact, where others revel in working up a sweat, Chad looks so calm as Eduardo thrashes around in his mouth. Stacked Chad has a humongous veiny dick. He makes it even more mouthwatering by sprinkling it with beer while Eduardo is nibbling on his balls. Study pro Eduardo can suck it with his hands behind his back (literally) and his blowjob has them both cumming quickly. As a coda to this appetizer, Eduardo bathes Chad in his piss, Chad does the same to himself and then finally they are ready for more. Chad gets cozy on his back so Eduardo can go apeshit rimming him, but Eduardo can barely hold out and needs to fuck him almost immediately. Chad's boyish face and dimply smile urge Eduardo on to a fiery fuck. Eduardo, whose own ass looks better than ever, plows through Chad. They then switch places and Chad actually licks Eduardo's ass with a total change in style. His tongue gets in deep, but it's all about sensuality and tease. Just when he has Eduardo relaxed, he inserts his curving cock and sails ahead with a roaring set of thrusts. Indeed Eduardo's meaty asscheeks are oh-so-fuckable, and Chad rocks the furniture proving it. Eduardo creams being fucked and Chad, still without breaking a sweat, finishes off the scene with his pop.
Things were humming along with typical Titan abandon (which is typical for these guys, not mere mortals), when into the movie arrives one of porn's zestiest performers, Tommy Blade. The elegant and inked heartthrob is paired with tight-bodied Darius Falke, but it's immediately apparent that Tommy is in charge of setting the pace. He's game to take spit all over his face from his smaller partner, all while maintaining a dreamy serene demeanor -- Tommy doesn't have to work to make this sizzle. He just has to show up. About the time Tommy starts a blowjob that sets a new oral high bar in this movie, easy-on-the-eyes Matt Baxter swings by to watch the ado. Tommy, stretching his tongue out to be lubed by Darius' spit to make the blowjob even warmer, is able to deep-throat Darius' very tough upward-curver with gorgeous perfection. In my opinion, Tommy's brown eyes are the sexiest pair around, and he knows it. Mouth full of cock, he peeks up at Darius with an almost bashful begging for more, while at the same time staring at Matt with silky invitation. Darius, enchanted with a partner who loves his spit as much as Tommy, gives Tommy's wondrous ass a slurping rimming that is almost good enough payback for the blowjob Tommy has given him to get him to cum. Once Tommy has finished too, Matt joins them. Matt's legs are tossed in the air immediately because Tommy is a workaholic and needs to tongue and finger his hole. Darius has to remain content dangling his cock at Matt's mouth, because Tommy is the center of the action. When he goes to fuck Matt, he does so with the movie's demanding passion, rocketing in and out of Matt's ass, but still kissing Darius like they were back in the intro! Darius and Matt are fine performers, but neither has the necessary wattage to best Tommy. That's not to say that they don't try. Matt takes a fantastic fuck from Darius, who is single-minded and pushy with that giant thing between his legs, but Tommy does it better. So, when Tommy goes back into Matt, Darius tries to best him again by making it a train fuck. That just gives Tommy two ways to split his energy, and playing both top and bottom together has never looked so smooth. Darius stands still and lets Tommy do all the work, which has made the scene crackle so far. Even with Tommy flat on his back as a bottom, he can't be controlled. Darius has fun fucking him, but Tommy can still steal the scene eating Matt's ass.
After Tommy's showiness, it's soon back to Titan stoicism. Shaved-headed Victor Banda steals through a window and is enjoying a ciggie when security guard Dirk Jager comes upon him. Dirk is the ultimate in manly hairy heat. He's so classically butch and beautiful, and when he pulls out a cock with a big foreskin, he's about as ideal as I could imagine. The square jaw and the chiseled abs cry out for a tight superhero costume. Wait, never mind. I like him naked better. So does Victor, who is soon caught and made to suck all of Dirk. Dirk keeps a paw on the back of Victor's head so he can make sure Victor never stops sucking. There seems no danger there, since Victor deep-throats with hurricane force. Dirk is no statue, though. When fuzzy Victor stands in front of him and presents that eye-popping thick cock to him, Dirk dives in and wows with a superb blowjob. He keeps Victor's shaft wet with gooey saliva and isn't happy unless his nose is all the way to Victor's balls. He has Victor shooting on his chest in record (for this movie) time, and then casually tosses off a shot of his own. You get the feeling watching Dirk that he's the kind of tough stud who saves it up for the fucking. Victor stands up, pokes out his ass and just lets Dirk goes wild with a forceful munch before indeed topping him. With one push, Dirk gets himself all the way in, and then he goes at Victor with surprising control. Every muscle in Dirk's body works to this fuck, which starts purposely slow and then builds in fits and starts as they try to find positions that work best for them. After much trying, Dirk decides on a missionary fuck, tying Victor's legs up with his hand and now emitting those blasts he's been so intent on delivering. This is where he finally lets loose. Unfortunately, it's a little late in the game, so their fuck doesn't have the pure brutishness of others, but it's still terrific.
The work here is best in the three-ways, so the movie ends with another shattering mini group. Thick bearded Dominic Sol strolls around the property, eventually finding uber-hunk Dean Flynn and smooth ripped Rick van Sant going at it. As they make out, Dean yanks at Rick's foreskin, and the two are so focused that neither hears tattooed Dominic arrive and start to beat off. He doesn't wait long to be found, either, instead slithering over and burying his face in Rick's ass while the other two are still macking. Rick bends over, giving Dominic better access anyway, so he can blow Dean. Grizzled Dean looks hot just sitting in a chair, but Rick is working his cock well and Dominic is proving the oomph with a spicy rimjob that would have Rick howling if his face wasn't full of dick. Regal Dean stands on his chair, with Rick in a better position now to keep throating him, and Dominic working on Rick's long cock, which curves right at the head. Between Dean's face-fuck and Dominic's sexual ardor, Rick doesn't have to do a thing to shine, the lucky bastard. Dominic's ability to deep-throat him is astounding given his size. Rick gets to reveal in adoration even more when he takes the chair, Dominic back in his ass and Dean now deep-throating him. Dean gets down deep on him, but with such a different style than eager Dominic. Both styles are welcome, which is why the three-ways in this movie are so luscious. Mills doesn't force anything, just letting the guys do it. In the first scene, it was two powerhouses and one receiver, in the third it was one powerhouse and two quiet guys. Here it's different again: two rapacious beasts with opposing angles on how to best delight the lucky guy in the middle. With a spit-filled kiss, Dean and Dominic switch places, Dean now shoving his tongue up Rick's ass and Dominic back to puffy-cheeked cock-swallowing. Two cum-shots later, Dominic finds himself face-full of Rick with Dean piercing his hole orally. Dominic keeps Rick swallowed completely, so when Dean enters him, he can barely make a sound. Dean is at his best when he can work those hips and grind into his bottom, and he has a great playmate in Dominic. The close-ups are so hot, with Dominic's ass raided by Dean's big cock, attached to those muscular thighs. For size lovers, Rick is the most imposing guy here, and he fucks Dominic extremely well, devoting his own hip-grind to succulent work before Dominic decides to be more active and backs up on Rick. The tops alternate for a while until the scene takes an unexpected turn. As Dean continues to fuck Dominic standing up in the middle of the room, Rick fists himself. It's a rather unlikely move for quieter Rick, but it's certainly welcome. Dominic is all smiles when he gloves up and sends his arm into Rick's ass while still being plugged by Dean. Another black glove fits perfectly on Dean, who decides to join the fisting fun. He and Dominic are a merciless pair, but Rick takes it so naturally until everyone is done.
The only way this warehouse has seen more sparks is if it were a firecracker factory ablaze. Otherwise, Brian Mills and his men are giving it the most energetic workout four concrete walls can handle.
DVD features (2-disc set): Chapters; widescreen; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Folsom Prison," "POV" and "Telescope"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue