The position called "missionary" is apparently alive and well, practiced still all over the world where willing participants can be found. I mean, the word of ... oh, wait, you think I'm talking about the sexual position called "missionary." Ah, sorry. Yeah, that's here too, but so is a cute little spoof of religion under the non-threatening and tender care of director Chad Donovan.
Brother Rod Daily has been sent to Argentina to preach and convert. He first meets Brothers Michael Amerika and German Rojas for some praying, but all three have trouble keeping their eyes on the Good Book. Later, they take their act to the street, knocking on the door of heathens Lucas and Ulises Falcon, who aren't hiding their sexuality, causing the Brothers to dash out quickly. Lucas, a strapping beefcake, is already half undressed, so he and his gorgeous brunet boyfriend Ulises go at it. Piercings twinkling in the light, Ulises is all flapping tongue in Lucas' mouth, down his chest, past his ripped abs and right to his fat cock. Energetic Ulises is an ardent deep-throater with loads of desire. He's no less zesty applying that tongue and mouth to Lucas' hairless hole for a wonderfully-captured rimjob. Ulises then gets to relax a bit while Lucas takes over and fucks him. It's an easy one for Lucas, since Ulises is a terrific bottom with a welcoming ass. Hulking Lucas is definitely an equal partner for Ulises, giving him a forceful and exciting fuck before they both cum all over Ulises.
Foreigner Brother Rod takes to the park, where the truly delicious Max Schutler finds him. Max, one of South America's most talented porn hotties, approaches Rod, who explains what he's doing in Buenos Aires. Max offers to help Rod, both as translator and tour guide. Is there anything as hot as Latin chivalry? And what of fellow missionaries Michael and German? They share a bedroom, clad only in underwear, able to lock hands in bed across a narrow divide (as Church chanting turns to pounding rhythms in the background). There is ardent make-out and groping before reedy pale-skinned Michael heads down to tanned handsome hunk German's cock, which he first tastes only through the fabric. German frees his gigantic dick from its cloth confines and Michael gives it a thorough and sensual blowjob, stretching his mouth to take all he can. Little Michael is packing big down there too, so German willingly sucks his uncut monster with impatient hip thrusts from Michael. German eats Michael's furry ass, getting it nice and wet so it can be fucked. German tosses off a topping routine with almost blasé grace. He just looks so perfect plowing his smaller bottom, tucking his entire cock inside. The only thing lacking in this scene is actual chemistry, for German seems unwilling to ever look Michael in the eyes. German keeps at Michael until the latter cums, only then pulling out to finish himself off.
A confused-but-not-upset Rod has sneaked a peak at his fellow Brothers, returning to bed for some pondering, though images of Max are all he can see. Out of his official clothing, Rod heads to the park and watches the cruising that brings Bruno Bordas and Juan Pablo together. He shakes his head, but that's not too convincing. At someone's apartment, Bruno and Juan make good on the park pick-up. Compact but very muscular Bruno is just oozing sex, licking every part of tall inked Juan's body he can get to. Bruno, with a nice tat of his own on his stomach, just as lustily sucks Juan's dick, a moderate member that he can deep-throat even upside down. He's a rather quiet performer, leaving all the moaning to Juan as he works feverishly. While Bruno is underneath Juan, he adds ass-licking to his repertoire, with lip-smacking heartiness. Workaholic Bruno doesn't ask so much as a blowjob from Juan, even though his own wowing curved dick has been hard since the start. Instead, Bruno goes prone and lets Juan fuck him strongly, causing the bed to creak. Juan is a smooth top, fitting inside Bruno naturally enough that he can get funky with speed and positions to keep the fuck always lively. Their best work finds Juan doing Bruno sideways, which gets both of them to pop.
It turns out Rod is the one converted, because the finale starts with him sitting hand-in-hand in the park with Max, both beaming. Rod is worried about his job, but Max convinces him there's more to life, no doubt that other kind of missionary position we all know so well. Back at home, star-inked Rod has a truly sweet kissing session with sharp-featured Max, generating noticeable mutual heat. Guiding Max sucks Rod's long thin dick while beating at his own. As usual, Max is full of sizzle and talent, taking the dick to the balls as Rod coos appreciatively. Rod then blows Max, and if he's not the ace Max is, he never lets the passion level dip. Max then orally laps at Rod's perfectly-shaved hole, spitting and chasing loudly before fitting some fingers into Rod's rounded ass. Patient Max gets to fuck his new mate, starting slowly and then delivering a superb fuck with winning gyrations and camera-baiting nearly full in-and-out thrusts. They do find their way into a missionary position, where Max jabs at Rod powerfully. In the movie's only flip-flop, Max then sits on Rod's cock and rides, bouncing the full length with an excellent ab-led grind. Max cums while bopping and then gazes at Rod lovingly while the other works to cum.
"Brother, this isn't our mission!" a shocked German explains, bursting in on the two lovers in afterglow. "That's okay, I've found a new mission," Rod says before he and Max return to puppy-love kissing.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Bailando Tango," "Brazilian Outback," "Latinolicious" and "Viva Guadalajara"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue