The lore of cowboy sex is not just for Americans. Wherever there are ten-gallon hats, animals to corral and chaps to wear, there are bound to be cowboys panting for each other. The Hungarians of Csaba Borbély's "Longhorn Roundup" are a sterling pack, focused on the denim-clad fantasies of outdoor humping and bangs that rattle the barn door. Oh, and the longhorns of the title? Well, since there is no cattle here, you can guess what long items are found, right?
The setting is a picturesque farm with a horse of interest to potential buyers. However, I must admit the horse is less impressive than the men surrounding him. Perhaps only the Queen of England, that world-famous devotee of all things horsey, could find more beauty in the equine than the beefcake.
From the onset, two of the cowboys in particular are burning for each other. They don't mind kissing or spitting in each other's mouths around the horses or anything else. Finally, square-jawed blond Devon Williams whips out his cock and bright-eyed compact Brooks Dexter sucks it, even handling a deep-throat with fierce determination. The lust factor here is huge. Brooks is a dynamite sucker and it's a great idea to have him start the movie. The swapping of spit continues through the blowjob and adds to the heat. Devon gets to go down on Brooks as well and they easily reverse their roles so Brooks spits and face-fucks as Devon heartily gulps. While 69ing, Brooks once again shows off his backless throat, but Devon keeps going strongly with Brooks' fat piece. Brooks, upside down, adds rimming to his bag of tricks and is then treated to the same while on all-fours on a bale of hay. Devon's tongue pushes into Brooks' hole, and then so do up to four fingers! After that, of course, Brooks takes a giant pound from Devon. Every thrust ripples up Brooks and the sounds of groin hitting ass are heavily featured. Devon is so full of oomph, even when Brooks rides him and receives a serious upwards thrust. Best of all is a downward fuck by Devon into a bent-in-half Brooks. Man, oh man, do these two go for broke! Brooks returns to sucking Devon so both can cum. The scene ends with the two sweetly riding off on the same horse.
The dude in charge of this farm is Mad Stefano, who makes messes just so he can force his employees to clean them up. He's just plain mean with Martin Grey and Lucien Dickson. They know they have already done their jobs, but they are powerless to argue with the boss. They spend the day grumbling with revenge plans, but a sneaky move by Mad Stefano to dupe the horse traders gives them plenty of ammunition when they spy it unseen.
A day of hard work turns into a night of horniness for Martin and Giovanni Delagiorna. The latter, a robust slightly older stud with a delicious body, sits among hay and jacks off, using his hat to help. He's watched by trim Martin, brandishing his personal weapon by a campfire nearby. Giovanni definitely knows how to play more to the camera, going for the slow and sensual self-workout while Martin is faster and more to-the-point, though both end their solos with nice cum blasts.
The guys interested in the horse Mad Stefano is selling are two mammoth he-men, Cort Berringer and Derek Lyon. They find out very quickly that Mad Stefano is trying to cheat them, and the Porn Handbook says you gotta pay with sex for that! Mad Stefano, a delicious hairy hunk, is forced to blow them, but even with his hands pinned back, he looks thrilled to be doing it. He goes back and forth on them and then they decide to share his cock. I guess all is forgiven! All three get to work on the others' dicks, though Cort's long one is the real prize here. Derek does quite well by it, but he's game to put his mouth anywhere. This whirlwind of snappy oral work benefits by a camera that gets very close to the action. It's in a perfect spot when Mad Stefano is bent in half so the other two can rim him together, kissing while licking. Tongues flap at top speed here. Mad Stefano, still in stylish leather boots, is bent over a table with Cort's dick in his mouth while Derek fucks him. Derek is rhythmic and unrelenting, though somewhat cautious at times. Mad Stefano can handle brutishness, so there's no reason to hold back. Borbély has a great ability to pull unlikely positions out of his models, so while Cort is flat on the ground with a condomed hardon, Mad Stefano is fucked a few feet above by Derek, who holds up Mad Stefano with his torso while slicking in and out. Naturally, Mad Stefano is easily lowered onto Cort in this position. He is then pulled between the two guys in alternating fucks of increasing harshness. It's exquisite to watch and Mad Stefano steals the movie as its best bottom. After this unbelievable display, he's still not done, taking the guys sideways one at a time on a blanket. Once again, it's soothing warm mouths that get everyone to pop loads.
There was no doubt in my mind that Giovanni was going to settle simply for a solo. Luckily, he returns with vet Rod Stevens, ever the adaptable willing partner. Giovanni pins Rod up against a tree and they make out breathlessly. They don't need a fancy set, instead falling to the grass to 69. Soft moans come from both guys as they suck deeply, Giovanni with a finger in Rod's ass from the beginning. Our old friends Martin and Lucien watch them jealously, again complaining about having to work while everyone else is having fun. Giovanni, veins poking out all over his body, fucks Rod mercilessly. They are briefly interrupted by a storm, but Giovanni never loses his zest, slamming at Rod just as devoutly in the tricky sideways positions as he did with Rod on all-fours. To finish, they head to the barn where Giovanni can shower Rod's chest with cum.
Martin and Lucien continue to bear the brunt of Mad Stefano's ire, but finally, they can't handle it anymore. So, Lucien, with a magnificently tight body and shoulder tattoo, and Martin, forgiven for bad teeth by sporting a tight lean body, grab Mad Stefano with the intent to abuse him as Cort and Derek has before. We've seen how Mad Stefano handles being overwhelmed by two angry guys: he loves it! It may seem that Lucien, who has a curved thick cock that can only be seen to be believed and Martin, with a round uncut eye-popper of his own, have to keep Mad Stefano's head in position to get blown, but Mad Stefano is super willing. The challenge of Lucien's dick alone seems inspiration enough.
Lucien is a good gobbler too, impaling his face on both Mad Stefano and Martin's dick as another rainstorm cascades into the action. They are under cover, but the rainy background makes it so much sexier, and frankly I'm not sure Mad Stefano or Lucien notice as they keep ceaselessly sucking. Mad Stefano hasn't had a chance to rim yet, but that is rectified when Martin sits on his face to get his fuzzy hole licked. Mad Stefano is as attentive here as he is sucking. However, his ass is once again a scene's focus when Lucien works it over with his tongue and fingers. It's a big gaping hole that allows for maximum penetration. That will come in handy when Lucien fucks him, but there's no hurry to get there, as Lucien is having a great time munching and fingering. Mad Stefano is then placed on all-fours for that promised fuck. Lucien can get in halfway with no problem, but that's not good enough for this glamorous top. He pushes and pushes with his hips until it's all in there. Mad utters not a grunt of complaint, not that he could since he's deep-throating Martin when Lucien is at his fieriest. Just watching Lucien stuff inches into Mad , no matter the speed or position, is terrific, but Mad is such a pleasure-giving bottom that they try all sorts of angles. Taking an upwards thrust from Lucien is no picnic due to his cock shape, but Mad manages amazingly. Mad rides Martin as well, once again in a position that lends itself to alternating tops jostling for time in his ass. This scene, like Mad 's other, is full of his two tops so close together that double-penetration seems inevitable, but unfortunately, it never happens. That's not to say that there's disappointment anywhere because Lucien and Martin are unrelenting in abusing his hole. Mad 's endurance is awing because Lucien and Martin are given oodles of time to fuck him. Still being taught a lesson, Mad gets creamed on both sides of his face by the boys, who then lock him in the stable. My guess is that it won't be long until he's let out to pleasure them again.
DVD Features (2-disc set): Chapters; cum-shots chapter; interviews (director and performers); deleted scenes; solos (Giovanni Delagiorna and Martin Grey); trailers ("Leather to Leather," "Manhunt 1" and "Prime Twinks"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue