WARNING!
There is no attempt to showcase anything new in "Fantasy Fucks 3: Dirty Professions." In fact, it revels in exploiting favorite porn scenarios and stuffing them with perky young things who tackle them with fresh vigor.
Things get off to a fun start with that old chestnut, the pizza delivery guy. You see, the customer, a cute lean guy with a brow piercing and some body ink, wanted "extra meat," which the delivery guy, in a motorcycle helmet, made sure was there, but when the customer opens the box, he's not happy. "That's only six inches. I ordered 12." He only has to look to the delivery boy's crotch to make up the difference. The customer dives into the delivery boy's pants and sucks him greedily even when he's not hard. As meat puns continue to fly, the delivery boy doffs the helmet to reveal a gorgeous young face and then blows the customer. The customer gives the delivery boy a suck-and-rim combo that has a nice heat. He really loves using his tongue. Our dirty-talkin' delivery boy eats a bit of ass too, but he's more eager to fuck, raving about his new mate's "cunt" as he slams it. The riding section works best because they work in such able harmony, one going up, the other going down. After playing in every position, they flip and start all over again. "What's it like fucking the pizza man?" chirps the pizza guy, and from the looks of things, the customer adores it. These two only get stronger as they continue. The delivery guy is riding in double time when he cums and then fingers his pal into shooting.
The second scene is called "Ready Steady Fook." A restaurant owner, more mature than his costars, but every bit as tasty, tells a friend on the phone that he hired a new sous chef and their first day working together was a whirlwind of heaving sex. Thankfully, we get to see it in flashback! The new guy is a hunky black man who needs only one pun from his new boss to start kissing him. They make out with serious passion, but the owner is overflowing with lust when he sucks the new guy's eye-poppingly humongous cock. He just can't get enough of it. The owner is equally adept at rimming, but he always finds a way to get in more suck time. The owner is first fucked raw standing up, beautifully managing every bit of his employee's member. A bounce is fun, but the bottom seems to get off most on being dominated, and his top is definitely obliging. The sous chef uses the sexiest hip gyrations to guide his thrusts, all of which are incredibly powerful. They are such a tireless twosome that it's a joy to watch them fuck for so long. Hell, even when the top rests and uses a cucumber on the owner instead, it still pulsates! Even the longest fucks must end, but only when the sous chef can ram his cock into the owner's throat to make sure some of it is swallowed. The sous chef, now definitely over it all, patiently waits for his boss to plop a load on his chest.
Our third vignette is "Gym'll Fuck It." Guess where it takes place? The set-up is another phone call, with the story a "work-out" a trainer gave some guy that "he'll never forget." The trainer is a sumptuous hunk, all muscle, ink and confidence. His client is a wiry pale young guy. The trainer does bench presses to show his client how it's done, asking his client to touch him in order to feel how the muscles work. The client's bench press gets them heated up enough to go for the groping lip-lock. Our cocky trainer knows how to keep a client pumped, going down on him vigorously and then getting the same in return. Both have wood issues, but both suck back and forth paying that no mind. The trainer is so pleased with his client's abilities that he insists they work out "three times a week." The excitable client is a peppy rimmer too. Shockingly, it's the trainer who bends over to get fucked and now his client is completely enthralled getting to fuck him. They have to stop for some reason, and keeping the awkwardness edited in is bizarre. However, things do improve a lot when they flip and the client takes it on his side. The trainer is a much more natural top, though also only briefly. For unknown reasons, they rush off to releasing spunk. The client slurps down a mouthful and then parks his on the trainer's lips so he can kiss it off.
"Finding Homo" is a teasing title, no? Two guys in an office are talking about their fantasies, and one says he wants to watch strangers fuck. Neither are quite porn types, but all they want to do is watch. They head off to the park to find a partner for someone one of the guys has called to be a participant. A cute fair-featured guy with braces agrees (for the right price) and then they pick up the other boy at the train station. Inside, both of the twinky guys seem nervous, especially since one confesses he's straight. The interviewing by the voyeurs goes on far too long, but we do get to the sex eventually. It starts with simple kissing, where the straight guy is the zestier of the two. The straight one does indeed have a tasty smooth body, and the one with braces is turned on by it. He doesn't need much prodding to suck the straight guy, easily complying when the voyeurs tell him to deep-throat. The straight mate blows too, tentatively. It's watching this that convinces the voyeur whose fantasy this all was in the first place to actually join the action and deep-throat the guy with braces. Not to worry, he doesn't get naked, handing the scene back to the pros. I didn't expect the straight guy to be a bottom, but he is, starting by riding his partner's thick pecker. The guy with the braces is a kind top, not selfishly powerful in making sure the bottom is comfortable. The boys eat each other's asses, and it's once again the straight guy who excels. The guy with braces squats over the straight guy's cock and rides raw with his own dick amazingly hard. I think everyone enjoys this part of the flipping most, with the braces bottom an ace bouncer. The main voyeur is mad with glee as the pair gets stronger with position changes. They guys having sex are having enough fun to flip back again to the straight guy getting plowed. The guy's braces don't inhibit him from gulping down the other's cum. He then stands up and blasts off a giant spray all over the straight guy, licking it up as commanded by the obviously wowed voyeurs.
Last is "All to Let." The setting is a real estate open house. The agent is unbelievably handsome, all swarthy and dark, and the potential buyer knows it, eyeing him hungrily from room to room. The potential buyer makes the first move, and then follows it up by immediately hitting the floor so he can blow the agent. They don't realize they are being watched by a window washer, but when he can't simply stare any longer, he finds an excuse to join. The potential buyer chugs cock with sprightly determination, able to go back and forth on the guys. If the window washer looks a bit ragged compared to the hunky agent, no one pays any mind and the three play well together. Everyone has a chance to blow, and the potential buyer is lucky enough at one point to have the agent sucking him while the window washer rims and fingers him. There's no doubt the potential buyer will bottom, and he does it ideally for the uncovered window washer while sucking the agent again. The window washer is only interested in keeping up a steady rhythm, but it's nicely hypnotic. He's actually better thrusting up into the potential buyer in their second position. The potential buyer is a great sport, taking harsh pounding while contorted to please his top. My only regret is that the agent didn't join the anal action, cumming before it's actually over. The little bit left has the potential buyer briefly fucking the window washer before they let off cream.
DVD Features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***