Hawaiian Vacation 2 is a sequel that should have never been. The sexcapades of Dino Phillips' vacation continue, only the best was used in the first installment, with the sloppy seconds given here. There is only one sex scene that rocks, and director Rick Van could have saved us wasted time by editing it into his first vacation epic.
After a quick rehash of what happened last time, Dino Phillips continues to scour the tropical paradise for anyone he can conquer with his third club - sounds good to me. Back in a randy Jacuzzi, he lays his paws on Nicholas Gage to satisfy his lusty needs. However, it's a sex romp that never heats up.
Back in the jungle at night, James Perry drags Rip back to Phillips' nest for some playtime. Rip is a thin guy covered with tattoos. There is promise of down-and-dirty sex that never materializes. Such good talent wasted again.
Daytime brings the best sex in this video, as Mathew Thomas, Don Dawson and mega-hung Anthony clash, sending sparks everywhere. All three are well-endowed. Anthony could teach Tony Donovan a lesson or two in keeping a bone-on. Dawson gives his ass up to Thomas as he continues to suck on Anthony's lollypop. Then it's Anthony's turn to bury his rod in Dawson's guts. Penetration shots are up close and personal and will leave your VCR exhausted. The ending explodes with man juice everywhere. Definitely one of the hottest three-ways of the year. Any dedicated size queen will quiver over this one.
Finally, Perry tops Gage in a coupling that never catches fire. It's a better scene than it appears, but coming after the previously scorching three-way never gives it a chance. This is where better sequencing would have really helped. Although Dawson, Anthony and Thomas are really hot, they can't save this dismal video.
- Adam Morris