Okay, first off, this is definitely not a film that should be sandwiched in between Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindee r for Christmas Eve viewing pleasure. It is certainly not a tale to tell children. And it's definitely not a story I heard when I was little!
Jeff D. Kota plays Santa, except he's not fat. But he's blond and doesn't have a beard but has a big, uncut dick. Oh, yeah - and he has six hunky black elves. The basic premise of this flick is the gang-banging of Santa Claus by his six elfin bucks.
It starts out quick enough - Kota is drunk and his elves take advantage of him. They remove his clothing and force him to suck their dicks. Kota is like a lone marshmallow in a cup of hot chocolate. He slurps and sucks at every available black dick thrust in his face - and he must have one hell of a blow job technique, because every dick he sucked got hard instantly.
Soon the guys line up to sit on Santa's face, and the guys tag-team to have him sample their meat. After an hour(!) of the sucking, they line up again and, one by one, pound Santa's hot, little hole.
And after all that, Santa is covered in spooge but never gets to shoot his own load! Pretty unfair for someone who brings good cheer every year.
It's not a bad flick, but the holiday-esque music gets really irritating after a while, and the fucking could have been longer. For the most part, the guys stay erect. There are occasional woody problems, but when it comes to fucking, the men maintain wood. The really annoying part was that the director's voice would be heard often in the background - and nothing is more distracting than that.
- Jeremy Spencer