Amateur tapes are best judged by comparison to other amateur tapes. I've tried to factor that into account here, perhaps giving it a slightly higher rating than some of my contemporaries would. It is what it is, so if amateur is your thing, check out this one.
I see that the opening footage shows the front of Midnight Books in Oceanside (north San Diego). I've been there and have fond memories of the place. Go there if you are able (Oceanside is home to Camp Pendleton Marine Base, Mmm). Just be careful to take your new friend someplace else; the place has a history of arrests. But I digress
Uncle Don gets the festivities underway when he picks up Bobby hitchhiking. You've seen Bobby in some other tapes from The Body Shoppe; he's the Hawaiian surfer dude with the dreadlocks and huge cock. Remember? Anyhow, this is supposed to look like their very first encounter ever, and perhaps it really is. Uncle Don's been known to tell a fib now and again, so it's hard to say for sure. He's (Bobby, not Don) a hot little snapper that performs a solo jack off scene quite well. So, if you like 18-year-old surfer boys with tight bods and substantial wankers, you may just love this scene. I did.
Next up is former Army guy turned college student by the name of Jason. He too has a nice big dick, though it's a bit on the skinny side. He strokes it into action for us. He doesn't show us his ass for quite some time, but it's worth the wait when he does. Very, very nice ass. The scene grows lengthy, but the cum shot is great.
Jeremy the Marine tries his "hand" at the next scene. Uncle Don gets a little grabby here, but Jeremy refuses his advances. Don promises, gives his solemn word, that if he'll just pull it out of his pants that he won't touch it. And guess who's helping himself to a feel just moments later? Hhmm. Well, though I don't agree with Don's approach, I'd be right on it too. Jeremy has some wood trouble at first, then bones up bigger than one would have guessed he could. His ass is lovely, though not as striking as Jason's from scene two. Completely serviceable just the same. In fact, he goes on to service his own ass with a smallish vibrator while blasting his load onto his tummy.
Now, another Marine graces the screen; Todd, a 20-year-old Texan. He's cute, but the lighting here is so grubby (even by amateur standards) that it's hard to really appreciate him. True to form, Don speaks to him while he is cumming. Hellooooo?
Than Bill, a Navy Seal, shows off his slab-o-beef body for us. In spite of his tiny little voice, he has a nice, fat cock and an appreciably meaty ass. Sometimes a big, firm, white ass is preferred over the twinky little butts. You'll see. It would look great on the receiving end of a fuck, but, alas, that doesn't happen here. He checks his watch a time or two, like maybe we're keeping him from something. In time he blasts his load like a good Navy Seal should.
The finale is a bit of a letdown. Two "YMCA buddies" sit on a sofa and jack off while complaining about the heat. Come on now fellas, it's not that hot.
- Burny Edmonds