Donnie Russo has "carved" out an undeniable niche in the porn world.
In the early 1990s, he was a fixture in mainstream gay porn offerings, but lately he's turned his attention to his own productions and to pure raunch. And, he has bulked up quite a bit with bulging muscles everywhere and elaborate tattoos on his chest and arms (and a modern blond hairdo, too). Say what you will, but Russo's brand of porn is something you just won't find anywhere else.
"What Pigs Do Best" runs through its fetishes with ease.
In his kitchen, as Russo takes a ham out of the oven and brings it to the kitchen table, we discover "pork" of another kind is already sprawled out naked -- in the form of Jeremy Michaels, who grabs a hold of Russo's tubesteak and works it into his tonsils. The Russo-Michaels sequence is an entr?e to three vignettes -- two pure sex, and one totally Russo-esque.
The first features three little piglets -- all different types: a handsome blond with a muscular body and roly-poly 8-incher; a bespectacled bald fellow with a perky 6-incher; and a tanned longhair with a goatee and an upturned 6-incher -- united by their unbridled sexual appetite. On their menu is a bit of everything, the scene runs the gamut from deep-throating to ass-chewing to some serious dildo action. There is also some toe-sucking that leads to one entire foot in the goateed fellow's mouth. After a dildo has scorched each of the trio's rears, it's the longhaired gent who gets a genuine anal mounting. With his butt pumped quite well, he jerks his dick and the cum lands right in the blond's mouth, before the blond guy spanks this monkey and blows lava all over the bald guy's smooth face.
In the centerpiece of "Pigs," Russo is tied up, and his captor, Wayne, decides to have his way with him. Wayne is a fortysomething muscle daddy with a gray goatee and a plump 6-incher. It turns into a food free-for-all, with the captor crushing eggs on Russo's chest and then dousing him with a cold beer. Before you know it, Wayne has brought out mustard, ketchup and made a sloppy mess all over Donnie. Then he mashes ham all in Russo's jock area, before taking his food-soaked meat out and hungrily savoring it. Hell, he even brings a cigar out and brings the lit end near Russo's nipples. "This is a sick fetish," Russo yelps. Later chocolate syrup is drizzled all over Russo. It's equally gross and funny. The second half of this segment begins with Russo's body momentarily clean and his hands free. Wayne sprays his body with liquid latex and then hoists a dildo up Russo's nether regions. When he turns, his captor damn-near bites his balls off. With his nuts being chomped and the dildo ramming up him further and further, Russo reaches a fiery climax.
Another three-way follows, this one with a group of leathermen in the backroom of Chicago's infamous CellBlock bar [ http://CellBlock-Chicago.com ]. It's somewhat like the opener, led this time by heavily tattooed Brian-Mark, but still juicy. The three fortysomething participants are all appropriately hungry, with serious dildo play and sucking before one of them wraps his legs in the air and is rewarded with an invasion. Russo's tape isn't politically correct -- as in the first sequence, there is cum-eating here with two fighting for the just-released sperm of another and then greedily kissing each other. Each of these two blow their own cum as well.
When we return to our original setting, somewhere in New York City, it looks like Russo is gonna have has way with both the real ham and the naked one in his kitchen. The raunch master brings his carving tools near Jeremy's ass. Yet it's the younger Michaels who throws Russo on the table and pushes his big stiff dick in him. Donnie takes the porking like a man. He also asks Michaels to kick him squarely in the nuts a few times while they are standing.
Russo's style may not be for everybody, but he is far from the typical star model type -- he jumps in, spreads his hole just like his co-stars do, and isn't afraid to get himself messy. "What Pigs Do Best" may not be the Donnie Russo of yesteryear, but it's definitely proof that not all porn has to be sugarcoated vanilla sex. In Russo's world, sex is sweaty, salty, un-choreographed and just damn raunchy.
Special DVD Features on DVD (DVD-ROM compatible): Digitally remastered, slide-show gallery, Dolby stereo sound, full-motion chapter and scene index, no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Max Southern