It may be hard for some to forgive the fact that the title so poorly matches the actual story being told; there are very few butts that are spread wide open. However, fans of the "good ol' days" of porn may actually appreciate this movie's blatant lack of Roman ruins, desert sunsets, whiz-bang graphic effects and pulsating soundtrack, which, like its mainstream counterparts, often come at the expense of its core audience.
Zachary Scott plays Buddy Buttwide, a guy who has recently become obsessed with butts and assholes, the actual hole, "not guys who are jerks," he tells his doctor, played by Talieman the Bard. We are to believe that Buttwide is currently hetero, because when Bard asks if he is a top or a bottom, he tells the good doctor that his wife doesn't get into anal sex.
The doctor's assistant, Devin Knight, comes in, and the doctor instructs Buttwide to just go with the flow. An edit later, Knight is on his knees slurping on Buttwide's more than ample pole. After a lengthy oral scene with Buttwide and Knight trading blow for blow, Buttwide does a little "put your wad on my shoulder action," and Knight dribbles out an end-of-the-day money shot.
One blow job later, Buttwide divorces his wife, and we catch up with him sharing sex stories with buddies Jacob Ambers and Joshua Scott.
Joshua Scott is a buff hottie with a vascular washboard tummy and chest. He tells about his encounter with mechanic Sam Dixon. I'm sure it was a difficult choice for Dixon ? who was pretty busy making this movie, as producer, director and videographer - to pair himself with Joshua Scott. Yeah, right. Both actors are nice to look at and seem to have a good time lubing each other's universal shafts and ball joints. But the scene goes on a little too long, and perhaps could have started when both actors were hard, which is about halfway through the scene. By then, they are done with the fucking.
Ambers tells about his encounter at a pool party with Shane Patrick and Gage Michaels. Ambers turns out to be a "grower, not a shower," to quote my friend David, as his Speedo springs to life with the nicest wiener this side of Boystown. At one point, Ambers sucks Michaels and Patrick at the same time. When Ambers takes over for Michaels plowing Patrick's hungry hole, it's evident where his talents lie. Michaels shoots the most impressive load in this scene and the next.
Without a story of his own to tell, the final scene finds Buttwide following doctor's orders, finding his own path, with a group scene including himself, Joshua Scott, Michaels and Knight. Joshua Scott gets ridden pretty hard in this scene, with a smoking double-fuck from Zachary Scott and Michaels. Zachary Scott has a great ass and awesome cock; I'd be curious to find out why Gage Michaels and not Zachary Scott is featured so prominently on the front of the box cover.
To end using a food comparison, the porn scene can be like those specialty food shops featuring gourmet cheeses and wines of the world. Watching this movie can be compared to heading off to the county fair somewhere for a melted malted and a smoked wiener on a stick, feeling the warm summer breeze on our face and eating until our pants explode.
- Harry Bayer