Well, I finally figured it out, why the Czech Republic is such a hotbed of gorgeous men and boys who love to fuck with each other. The answer is that the small Eastern European country used to be known as Bohemia when it was part of Germany way back when. And, as we all know, the word "Bohemian" has come down through the years to mean everything from uninhibited to free-lover. In this, director Alex Schnegr's best flick of 2001, you get a true Bohemian Rhapsody: beautiful men, large cocks, and completely uninhibited lovemaking. Forget the lousy subtitles. Forget the story. Enjoy the ride.
Nine guys land in Prague on a commercial flight, on a layover to somewhere else. They split for the city, do a little sightseeing, and break up into four groups -- quite convenient for the standard four-scene fuck flick, with three couples and one trio. Only the first scene bothers with any introductory foreplay, the rest start in with sex from the get-go.
But, that first scene is a whopper. Lanky, tightly curled dirty-blond Petr Bartonicek goes into a small hotel with muscular hot-bodied Ivan Plop, who made a big splash bottoming on the wing of a plane in Schnegr's "Hangar 69," and an even bigger impression as Vasil Dudov bottoming for the incredible Pavel Novotny (a.k.a. Jan Dvorak and Max Orloff) in Studio 2000's "The Back Room." The two page through a porn magazine conveniently left on the counter, shout for the desk clerk, but getting no reply, decide to fuck right there. They kiss, strip each other, and Petr goes for Ivan's hard six-incher with gusto. Here we get an idea of what's in store: The camerawork is excellent, good tight close-ups of mouths on cocks, cocks in asses, tongues in holes, abound throughout this movie -- a major, major improvement over most of Schnegr's previous work. Ivan shows his mastery at cocksucking as well, and then gives a wet, delicious rimjob to Petr, first as the blond is standing bent over the check-in desk, then bent over a lounge chair. Petr then bends Ivan over the chair and poles him, but Ivan has a better idea: A prolonged, energetic sit-fuck that ends with a copious load from each.
We don't get a chance to catch our breath, however. We are shown into a Jacuzzi where two dark-haired lovelies, Roman Senko and Radek Luzar, are already sampling each other's wares. Roman, who appears more exotic looking (also with a loop earring) is getting a terrific blowjob from Radek, who reminds me of American porn star beauty Patrick Allen, he even has a prominent right shoulder tattoo which makes the resemblance more startling. This is a strictly top-bottom event, Radek's oral skills are outstanding, and Roman, who gives a little head, but no more than that, takes full advantage of Radek's hole as well. First he finger-fucks him, then shoves his pole up the chute in a series of doggy maneuvers in the Jacuzzi. Nice close-ups of juice spitting out of Radek's hole while Roman's tool is battering away highlight this coupling which ends in the usual moans and explosions. This is the weakest scene, but is more than saved by the exceptional talents, and looks, of Radek.
We are shown into the hotel's main room, which has a fireplace. Three guys are buck-naked except for jockstraps (I love the Czechs, they seem to find venues for sex scenes which are dangerous for filming, but perfectly natural for sex). This trio consists of two guys who look alike, Marcel Manigati and Vladislav Juracka, slim, mid-20s types with classic features, dark hair and huge cocks. They are flanking a guy sitting in an armchair who looks nothing like them or anyone else in this flick, the beefy, and very handsome jock, Josef Cernan. (Those who saw "The Back Room" will recognize him as Miro Lauko, who came out of the backroom with a woman in an early scene and returned in the last scene to service and be fucked by Vilem Cage.) In this movie, Josef shows his sensational debut was no fluke, he's one of the best, if not the best, of his type to come out of the Czech scene since Jirka Kavloda (a.k.a. Ales Hanek), and, indeed, is far more charismatic, active, and versatile than Jirka ever has been.
You will be struck by the amazing resemblance he has to the NFL star and commentator Howie Long, all he needs is those silly little granny glasses Howie wears in the Radio Shack commercials. In any case, this man is the star of this movie, he sucks cock like an American, loves to kiss, and his butthole is one of the hungriest to come along in quite some time. He sits there and takes cocks as they are fed to him, and offers his own very thick pudder up for each of the others to gobble (it's really quite a mouthful across). There is a wonderful sequence in which he is on his knees with his head buried in Marcel's crotch while Vladislav is porking him. He serves as the bottom layer in a three-way doggy-fuck with Marcel in the middle being fucked by Vladislav while Josef stuffs his own butt with a condom-covered black dildo. He even does a good job with a longer dildo on Marcel's hole before the three of them wax cum enthusiastically.
The final scene is a distinct surprise. Petr Matijka wakes up in bed next to Michal Pavlas and immediately the lovemaking begins. (Shaggy haired Petr is a cross between Czech star Pavel Dubcek, a.k.a. Max Pellion from German flicks, and Hollywood star Steven Weber; sandy-haired Michal bears a resemblance to Bel Ami star Hans Koloman.) The sex is intense. Deep, loving kisses, very heavy and deep cocksucking, and -- this is new! -- a flip-flop-flip: First Michal tops Petr doggy, then Petr fucks Michal missionary, then Michal ends it with a forceful scissor-fuck of Petr - and then Michal shoots the thickest, most generous, wad in the flick.
The biggest problem this movie has is that the soundtrack (truly dreadful) is the same throughout. In fact, there is virtually no real moaning and groaning, no sounds of sex. This is a problem in most of Schnegr's movies, but in this one, he overcomes this defect, and the usual abysmal subtitles, with men, and sex, which score a bull's-eye in every scene.
DVD features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion