Mmmm, mmmm, good! "Bucketful O' Chicken" is a barrel-o'-fun. Sharp in delivery and very creative, the video takes a nice swipe at the chicken lover in all of us, whether culinary or sexual. Packed solid with some of today's best meat, they perform with the agility of tender young years. I’m thinking this restaurant needs to go national, because when you see how they deliver, you'll want a franchise in your neighborhood real soon.
"I'm hungry."
"I'm horny."
"Let's go to Clucks!"
These are the cheeky opening words of the video. Blond bad-boy Gavin Braun saunters up to the drive-in window of Clucks, lorded over by the mysterious Candy Francea, and orders "Chicken on a Queen." Candy points to the other side of Gavin's car and there is Brad Benton, naked, Gavin's order fulfilled. Brad Benton nude is just about everyone's order fulfilled. The whole scene takes place at the drive-in window in Gavin's Jeep, which leads to some ultra-fun positions. Forgetting that, the intensity of these two performers leads to a whiz-bang scene, one of the most exciting scenes of the year. After some big swooping kissing, led by the powerful Brad, Gavin sucks heartily on Brad's very long dick, grabbing onto the balls and deep-throating impressively. It’s so easy for him, and this isn't an easy dickybird is standing up in the car, so Gavin slides underneath him in order to get to his ass, first spitting and then rimming it, as Brad convulses and coos harmoniously in time to the motions. Gavin is all up in the butt and all down on the cock. There is a whooping good position where Brad bends over the top of the car to blow Gavin in 69, with Gavin doing equal work by sliding upwards into Brad's mouth. It's such a hot moment. These two just don't let up, not even when sweat is literally flying all over the place. Having had their fill of oral, Gavin slams Brad down on the top of the car and finally fucks him. Brad does equal work to Gavin, going backward to meet every forward thrust from Gavin. You may have to watch the scene twice to fully comprehend the actual speed used by Gavin at some points. It was too fast for me to catch the first time. Brad can only whimper in admiration for something this bewitching. No matter the position, this possession, which is the only word I can think of to describe it, has these two tearing at each other like animals. By the time they hit their cum-shots, they have earned the right to own this video.
See, the chicken in this restaurant doesn't have wings. Cocks and asses, yes, but no wings. Customers go in and order guys. Trent Atkins, looking his most fierce and blond and gorgeous, is exactly what Ty Parks orders (the guys are brought to the customers from a freezer) and good-looking dark Clint Fox orders especially tasty tall Antonio Madiera. This is one stunning quartet, led by the increasingly necessary Trent, but the scene suffers a tad from never letting all four get together, instead putting it together as two very long duos, intercut every once in a while. That said, each pairing is wonderful. Trent stands on the table and allows Ty to blow him. Allows? Well, actually Ty is the one getting the treat. Ty is all over the cock and the tits, worshipping Trent from all angles. Then Trent flattens Ty on his back on the table and licks all up and down his body, finally settling of course on the cock. Trent keeps the pace good and slow, sensually dotting it all with his tongue piercing that we know is driving Ty crazy. The pleasure is doubled no doubt with an ensuing rim, and Ty matches the tongue by having a giant ripe ass to take it. Finally, Ty gets to fuck little Trent, whose own rounded butt is a gift from the gods. He goads Ty into fucking him hard with his cute little grunts, so Ty takes him up on the offer. The style used is fast and hard, and the shots over Ty's shoulder show just how good this works. Ty has such a good time that it's almost no time before he has to pull out and dump himself on Trent's slightly fuzzy butt.
That's only one half of the scene. The other is the pairing between Antonio and Clint. Antonio starts off sucking Clint like he's studying in an anatomy class, very slow and focused, not missing one inch of pleasure. There's a very sensual section next where Clint stands behind Antonio and they grind together, both taking hold of Antonio's cock and finding a rhythm that will carry them through the rest of the scene. Clint then unleashes his backless throat on Antonio's dick and makes deep-throating look like the easiest chore in the world. Things are toned back down to the languid lovely pace when Clint rims Antonio, but boy does he go in there deep with an honest tongue-fucking. Clint is first up to play top, taking mere moments to sizzle up to a slicing quick fuck. He's a very able top and the two of them wear big smiles as they plow in time. Clint has some of the fast-paced energy of Gavin in the last scene, just as effective here. The scene goes on a bit too long. (Which brings in an in-joke -- Ty, who has long finished with Trent, looks over at Clint, who notes to him "God, you eat fast." Ty burps in response.) But has the added surprise of seeing Antonio fuck Clint. Slicing is replaced by grinding, but it's not as heroically all-out as some of the other fucks around it. It also takes Clint mere seconds to park a gooey load on his tummy and then Antonio roars one out.
Who else should be running this big-game enterprise but the "Big Cluck" himself, Mr. Chad Knight, the ageless wonder? Looking forever trim, with every muscle pulled so tight over a bone you want to dip him in your own hot sauce, and an angular face as handsome as any ever on video, Chad is interviewing teen punk Lance Landers. The first thing attitude-filled Lance does is light a cigarette and then tells Chad "I need a job and I like servicing people." The goofy interview continues until finally Chad has Lance try on the red uniform of a Cluckster, sees the cock Lance is packing and all but dives over the desk to swallow it. Lance has one massively thick cock, but it's met its match in mouthy might. Chad, throwing his whole face into the action, slurps down the whole big pinga, mastering the blowjob with customary ease. Lance isn't quite as pretty a sucker when they switch places, but his attempt doesn't last long before Chad decides he needs to rim Lance, which means he spreads his own muscled body along the floor and tears off into Lance's butt. Chad, his asscheeks very red, then faces Lance and sits on his cock. Now, I ask you: can you imagine having Chad Knight staring you in the face, his butt engulfing your cock? Well, lucky Lance gets it all, and a spectacular ride from the vet, too. Lance has his active moment in a missionary fuck, but it's fairly tentative. Lance then has a decent shot on Chad's stomach before Chad finishes himself off.
It's closing time, and stacked sturdy fake-blond Cade Devilin is all alone cleaning up. So, he coyly goes over to the freezer and pulls out tasty Chad Savage, a huge muscle god with a tight waist and an amazing cock. These two bodybuilders-in-training are both incredibly handsome, but Cade gets his way first in blowing Chad. This cock may well be thicker than what we saw in the previous scene, but Cade is a man with a determination equal to the size of it. His big lips are just the ticket this mass of meat needs to be conquered, and so he does. Soon enough, Chad is perked up (or defrosted, as it were) enough to push Cade against the grill so he can have his blowjobbing turn. Cade contorts himself into any number of hot poses as he allows Chad to gulp down his cock and balls, two impressive low-hanging orbs. He turns around so Chad can rim him a second, but Chad is more interesting in seeing what he can get up in the ass. Two fingers slide in with total ease, and Chad fingers Cade for a long time. Cade is so in lust with just this penetration that you can see how good a bottom he's about to be. When Chad starts with the official fuck, it's gentle, but that's only because he insists on getting his entire cock stuffed inside the butt, rather than slowly giving a few inches at a time. Once he has it opened and formed around his dick, he becomes more playful and adds a spirited speed to his routine. Cade gets to sit on the cock and ride for a while, which is slightly less comfortable for him, but a joy to watch because these two big boy bodies are stunning in any combination. Cade stays hard the entire time he's being fucked which leads to a spry cum-shot while being plowed and then Chad gets up to release the rest of the chickens from their frozen captivity. For special cameo appearances, out of the vault come porn favorites Jason Hawke, Jeremy Jordan, Bret Wolfe and Jason Sizemore to stand over wowed Cade to jack off. It's fun to see them all and one by one they lose their cum until Chad ends everything with the best shot of all.
Be sure to stay tuned for the final credits, which reveal all sorts of chicken puns that couldn't be worked into Dan Cross' abbreviated script. My favorite is the menu item "Chicken Trick-a-See." You may also like "Spring Chicken, Get it While It Lasts." Easy puns aside, "Bucketful O' Chicken" is an absolutely delightful video with a flavor all its own. The boys run the spectrum from hot to spicy -- all with hints of smiles for knowing they are playing in something so deliciously fun. Is it finger-licking good? Yes. Is it fried to perfection? Yes. You get the point.
A Video Review by Brent Blu
Feel like chicken? Cluck's restaurant is the place to go! But if you can't make it to Cluck's, your next best bet is to take a look at this video.
Not only will it have you squeezing some bleu cheese out of your Buffalo wing, it may just also tickle your funny bone.
The action takes place at Cluck's Restaurant an, authentic fast food joint with a twist - something that might make the mighty Colonel twirl his mustache and rethink his 11 herbs and spices. It seems that the chicken Cluck's is serving up isn't a bucket for your family but boys for the hawks.
The first sexual scene takes place at the drive-through window, where Candy Francea serves delicious brunett twink Brad Benton to blond Jeep driver Gavin Braun.
It must be said that Benton has a most beautiful long cock, silky smooth body and nicely resembles Craig Sheffer, the actor from Legends of the Fall who often played the pompous jerk in '80s teen flicks. As soon as Braun has his meal in his Jeep, he begins to dine. The two share a mélange of passionate kisses before Braun starts to deep throat Benton. The scene is cleverly shot in the Jeep. The two are equal partners in the action, both guys kissing, blowing, eating ass, etc. Benton bottoms for Braun's sizable beef. Although it would have been great to see Braun take Benton's giant bone, the scene still sizzles, and the guys deliver nice cum shots.
Next we are inside the fast-food joint for what could be considered the hottest scene in the flick. One of the things that makes this scene sizzle is a performer named Clint Fox. Many of you will surely recognize the adorable twink. He is so adorable and boyish, but he also possesses a charm and sizzling sexual appeal that make him stand out from most other young performers who fall into the chicken or twink categories. In his scene here, he is paired with the cute Antonia Madiera. The two kiss and do some bumping and grinding before Fox gets naked to reveal his smooth, milky white boy body and rock-hard appendage. He and Madiera really appear to be genuinely into one another and can't seem to keep their eyes, hands and mouths off of one another throughout their encounter. After a ton of delicious frottage and mutual cock sucking, Fox rims and fingers his skinny exotic new pal and then fucks him but good. These two kiss and moan throughout the fucking, which is shot from a few different angles. Just when you think the action is winding down, the little boys switch places, and Fox receives Madiera's cock in his asshole, moaning and sighing all the way. Fox stays rock hard throughout the fucking and shoots a great load of boy juice onto his delicious torso while Madiera's cock is still inside him - a minute later, Madiera pulls out and slathers Fox with his own brand of special sauce. Yum, yum, yum.
While Fox and Madiera are doing their thing in the restaurant, blond cover boy Trent Atkins and cutie-patootie Ty Parks are busy playing with each another a few tables away. They don't manage to sizzle the way the others do, but they certainly generate enough heat to roast a couple of chickens. Many viewers will find Atkins delectable, with his blond hair and pierced tongue, and he is quite a find. He eats Park's hot little hole. The action probably would have been a lot hotter if it hadn't been juxtaposed with the Fox/Madiera pairing. These guys don't get the buildup they deserve - one minute Atkins is eating ass, the next he is getting fucked by Parks, while the next both boys are shooting their loads well before their restaurant partners. Fox, about to be fucked, even leans over and says to Parks, "God you eat fast," at which point Parks emits a loud burp (this is a comedy, see). Parks watches with boredom is his eyes as Fox gets plowed atop the table - funny.
After a close-up of a help wanted sign, we are introduced to Chad Knight whose name plate reads, "Big Cluck." It seems he is interviewing Lance Landers for a job. Landers has a smoking body, the looks and tats of a marine, and a few other giant pluses. Knight, always a fan favorite, still looks great and is cleverly cast here playing against the twink type since he has been considered chicken himself for years and years. After a hilarious bout of dialogue between Knight and the dry Landers, the fun begins. Landers drops his pants to reveal his beer can cock. There is no frottage here - no kissing or body contact. Knight merely kneels in front of his perspective employee and utters, "I think I'll have some lunch," before wrapping his mouth around that fat piece ofr man meat. The guys are hot, but the action a bit perfunctory, with Knight bottoming atop his desk.
The final scene is a funny little orgy of sorts, with Chad Savage and bleach-blond Cluck's employee Cade Devilin opening up Cluck's freezer to reveal the chicken on tap. Devilin, a hot little fucker who resembles Eminem, pulls out Savage and quickly begins work on him. Eventually, Devilin sits on Savage's sausage and shoots a delicious load of jizz all over himself. Jason Hawke, Jeremy Jordan, Bret Wolfe and Jason Sizemore eventually thaw out a little bit and join Savage in performing a circle jerk around Devilin. All of the guys shoot their loads on the blondie. The scene is hot and cleverly done, like the entire movie.
The sets here (while not overly important) are great enough to warrant a special mention. Bob Bouchard should definitely be commended for going above and beyond the call of duty to create quite a fascinating alternate reality for his audience. From establishing shots of Cluck's to the inside of the joint to the outdoor backdrops from the Jeep scene - they are all marvelous and put a lot of television shows to shame. They also serve to add a great amount of editorial tone and color to the already hilarious flick.
All in all, this flick is pretty much a can't miss - especially for fans of chicken and people who like a little lightness and laughter with their stroke material. It could also be said that the menu at Cluck's offers something for just about everyone.
- Scott Templeton