We've all seen military-themed gay porn. You know, guys in fatigue and big guns, and bigger guns. When I saw the box cover for "Loaded for Action," and noticed the fatigues and all the guns and thought it would turn out to be simply another military video. But, no! This one has enough sense of humor to couch it all in terms of a big paint-ball war! The boys in the video take it very seriously, but it's just a clue from the onset as to how relaxing and fun the video will turn out to be. Oh, and I forgot sexy. Very sexy.
Two hulks sit in a living room talking about the upcoming paint-ball war. They are Chris Omar, who has the face of a boy, but the body of a boy-crusher, and Andras Molnar, an even bigger more masculine slab. After discussing the teams, they call Hector Jordan to come over and all three get down to sex. Andras sits on the couch and blows the other two, two delicious cocks. Chris has a plump thick one and Hector a gorgeously long one. Very long. The editing, the positions of the camera and the utter joy on all three faces make this a crackling oral session. Chris and Andras switch places and Chris is an even better blowjobber, able to take more, especially on Andras, who has a shorter uncut cock, although it's scarily thick at the base. Soon enough, Chris parks his magnificent muscled ass on Hector's long cock and rides gingerly, while still blowing Andras. He doesn't let the cock in his mouth go for even a second, and manages to take more and more of Hector, who slowly slides a few extra inches in when things are getting too comfortable. Andras then releases a yummy cum-shot on Chris' butt, followed by one from Hector on Chris' shoulder and the biggest one from Chris, reaching up past his own pecs.
I don't know if director Janos Kodaly cast his video and then taught the guys paint-ball maneuvers or if he recruited the players from the tournament trenches, but we next see a target practice, and the guys are really good. Team members Jozsef Pal, a very handsome kid with an almost shaved head except for the top, and Tamas Gregor, a tall average looker, are excited to have a new teammate in the luscious unbeatable Vito Silvano, a man so perfect of face and body he needs absolutely zero improvements. Vito and Jozsef kiss up a storm as Tamas feels around them and eventually all three have given into the spasms of kissing and necking and touching that start this three-way off so darn well. Vito slips to his knees and in a scene reminiscent of the last one, he has one thick cock (Tamas) and one very long one (Jozsef) to play with. He has a grand time with the foreskin on the former, but loves the lengthy challenge of the latter even more, I think. Vito goes back and forth and back and forth, never losing his gusto. Soon, though, Vito is bent over the desk and fucked by Jozsef. He is allowed pretty easy access into Vito's butt of fluffy perfection, sauntering all the way inside with a nice amenable speed. Thicker Tamas gets his chance, opening the ass up even wider, to the obvious delight of Vito. Jozsef seems more comfortable as a top, so he returns to the action and then Vito sits and rides noisily on Jozsef. By noisily, I mean listen to the creaking of the poor desk. The bounce is positively gleeful. Tamas gets one last crack, so to speak, at slamming into Vito and then Vito spits out a glossy big load while he's being fucked. Tamas is next and then Jozsef, the most active of the boys here, fits one nicely on Vito's neck and cheek.
Two lanky youths who are in exceptionally tight muscled shape, brunet hottie Marcus Hahn and sharp-featured Hubert Uriel, bring supplies down to a basement, and there find themselves quite horny. Marcus is the first to be actively ready, having a fun time sensually dealing with Hubert's nipples. When he gets down to Hubert's cock, he finds a completely shaved pubic area, something you don't see much in porn anymore. Marcus blows him, doing his best to create absolute pleasure by contorting his head when it's full of cock. It certainly seems to be working for Hubert, who is clearly delighted, and it certainly worked for me. The two actually have a fantastic chemistry, crashing lasciviously at each other nonstop even during a blowjob. Marcus has a beautiful dick as well, a long solid one that begs to be sucked, but he's too happily occupied taking care of Hubert to worry about his own needs. However, Hubert eventually gets to blow, too, and he does it with a smile, aggressively and wantonly. Hubert has a flashy fast jack-off before the scene ends.
The next scene starts with a fiercely raging paint battle, somewhere in some Hungarian forest where the boys can get the deserted house all dirty. The agile players roll and jump all over the place to avoid the faux destruction of the cute pain splatters. As one team folds, one of its members escapes into the lush forest. But, it's not long before bald thin Istvan Gulyas is chased by our friend Tamas and overcome. I like the punishment, which is Tamas' large cock foisted on Istvan's face. Istvan has a great time with it -- whether teasing with the head or making stabs at almost deep-throats. After he's had enough cocksucking, Tamas shoves Istvan up against a tree to fuck him. He reveals a much nastier side here than he did previously, really shoving hard and fast at little Istvan. It's a smacking fuck, delivered by a hulking guy to a smaller one just the way you wanted it to play out in this sort of scene. The pace is steady and fierce with no let-up, with Tamas making it look like the easiest thing and Istvan throwing his head about in wild ecstasy. They do eventually switch to missionary on the ground, where Tamas throws even more spirit into his still-aggressive fuck. Istvan whitely wets himself while being fucked and Tamas finishes off after that.
Now, Tamas won that little battle, but the actual paint-ball war was won by Jozsef and Hector. Their booty (literally) are opposing losers Marcus and Zoltan Kincses, a cutesy slight brunet very much in line with the adorable Marcus. Fans of Hungarian porn will recognize the set Jozsef and Hector take their prisoners to (an indoor pool and the dolphin tiles). They push the prisoners into the pool and only let them out when their dicks are hard enough to be sucked by the captives. Both victors have victorious cocks, as we have seen, and Zoltan gets to have Jozsef while Marcus takes Hector. Marcus has the more wonderful time, and probably because he's the best cocksucker and because Hector has the biggest cock. Small-faced Zoltan makes the biggie on Jozsef even huger. Marcus' head-bobbing blowjob takes the prize for the most excitable and watchable, and the camera wisely stays with him for long stretches. Next comes a slurpy chain of Hector fucking Zoltan rimming Marcus sucking Joszef. Wow, what a quartet! Hector is solid and forceful in the back, with a giant cock finding its way deep into a tiny hole. Marcus is talented and fearless in the front, leaving Zoltan to steal it all with this quiet but excellent rim. The ensuing position finds Jozsef fucking Zoltan and Hector, who wears a T-shirt in every frame of his two scenes, taking Marcus. The position finds the bottoms crouching atop the flat tops while the tops gyrate upwards into the bottoms. That's clever direction. Finally, the bottoms briefly lay on their sides and kiss leisurely while they continue to get screwed and then everyone cums, sated beyond belief.
Best of all about "Loaded for Action" is of course the men in it. But, second to that, or wait, third to that since the sex itself is second, is the sense of humor generated from the whole paint-ball thing. It would have been so easy to do yet another military video and give the guys fatigues, which they only tear off seconds into the scene. But, to douse those fatigues with paint splatters and to watch the guys run around shooting fake guns full of Day-Glo paint is a hoot. It gives the whole video a cheery air that translates well into the easygoing very likable sex that is the main focal point. Novice director Janos Kodaly proves to be a major new talent.
DVD features: Digitally remastered, no regional coding (playable worldwide), 5.1 digital surround sound, slide-show galleries (hardcore stills and model galleries), a chapter of behind-the-scenes bloopers, cast bios, an easy-to-navigate menu and trailers for other Studio 2000 productions.
A VHS + DVD by Brent Blu
If you love butch, beefy, muscular, uncut Hungarian men (and who doesn't?), you will love Studio 2000 International's latest entry, Loaded for Action. New director Janos Kodaly quickly establishes himself as a force to be reckoned within the very competitive world of International porn.
Shot on location in Hungary, Loaded for Action provides exactly what you've come to expect from Studio 2000 International. The catch here is that there is a bit more variety in the performers.
Although all of the men are testosterone-filled and megamasculine, each one brings something different to table (or bed or poolside, etc.). Set against the backdrop of military training, the sex is quick-paced and hot.
The first scene features Andras Molnar, Hector Jordan and Chris Omar in a sexy little three-way. Jordan is sexy and young; Molnar and Omar are both very masculine and beefy. After sampling one another's nice, uncut cocks and some heavy kissing, Omar bottoms for his friends.
After some paintball target practice, delicious Jozsef Pal (who you'll no doubt recognize) and his partner, Tamas Gregor, initiate newbie Vito Silvano into the group. Silvano quickly bends down and services Pal and sexy Gregor. Eventually, Silvano bottoms for both of his superiors - his cock isn't all that hard while he is being pounded, but, wow does he shoot a nice amount of chowder - after which the other two drop equally nice loads onto him. After shooting on Silvano's face, Pal samples his own batter.
Marcus Hahn and Hubert Uriel are both adorable. They are both smooth, sexy and sport huge, uncut tools. They sneak away from maneuvers and find themselves making out and stripping one another down. This scene is over too fast as both guys quickly shoot nice loads after sharing their mutual passion. Luckily for us, Hahn shows up again in a scorching poolside four-way with Pal, Jordan and Kincses. Pal and Jordan are the (somewhat) aggressive tops in this sizzler. The cute boys ride their topmen's cocks side-by-side in a great fuckfest - again, all four performers shoot loads worthy of a letter home!
Each scene is as hot as the next, including an outdoor tree fuck that has Gregor fucking boyish Istvan Gulyas. All of the performers spew a lot of Hungarian goulash, and you will too!
- Scott Templeton