The title of director Paul Barresi's "Big Rig Bears" says it all. That's right, macho truckers getting it on in and around truck stops and bathrooms. The set-ups are straightforward, the wardrobe minimal (a few plaid shirts, T-shirts, jeans, etc.), and the men are rough and ready. Emphasis on the rough. And muscular. Muscles and goatees galore, this flick made me want to pull out my, um, map, and find a "rest stop" on the interstate. The men featured on the cover are the standouts: Dillon Press, Jake Mitchell, Jake Hansen and Andy Dill.
The first scene features Dillon Press and Jake Mitchell. Dillon is a V-shaped muscle god with a perfect tan and a perfectly muscled ass. Jake ain't too shabby, either. He's a tall goateed man's man with a cock so gorgeous and hard that any man, straight or gay, would be envious. They jump right into it, Dillon burying his mug deep in Jake's fluffy cheeks, asscheeks, that is. And soon twists him around to swallow the aforementioned cock -- whole. Jake returns the favor on Dillon's pecker, and then Dillon goes butt-up for the he-man, taking it doggy and then seated on a black leather sofa before both toss major goo.
In a filthy bathroom somewhere off the interstate, Dex Harden and Cutter Knight are already doing the do as we join them. Cutter playing total bottom to Dex's total top. Both look like the kind of rednecks you'd find at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville. Both have average builds and dicks. Dex really seems to get off on being dominant (a shit-eating grin on his face throughout for proof). Cutter rims, sucks and gets fucked before getting a messy facial from Dex. Andy Dill and Jake Hansen are up next. The chemistry here is as intense as Dillon and Jake's in the first scene. They immediately devour each other: kissing, groping and sucking cock. Both are bald and furry-chested, but Jake is the big-booty prizewinner. He's got a great deal of junk in that trunk, and Andy gnaws away at it like a dog in heat. After wetting the hole with his tongue, Andy mounts said ass and fucks it with a vengeance, doggy and missionary.
Last but not least is a scene that begins as a three-way (Dillon, Jake Mitchell and Dustin Longfellow), but ends as a ferocious two-way (Dillon and Dustin). Dustin is a cutie with a close-cropped beard and haircut. Dustin, on his knees, services both pricks, and then Dillon fucks him silly on a stack of tires.
DVD features: Dolby stereo; chapter selection; no regional coding (playable worldwide); slide-show galleries; trailers ("Bear Cage," "Grease Daddies," "Daddy's Angels" and "Taggers"); and behind-the-scenes footage (from "Taggers" and "Double Delights," directed by Phil St. John).
A DVD Review by Butch Harris
Big Rig Bears is a loosely related set of scenes centered at an unnamed trucking company (with awful human resources policies and procedures). Director Paul Baressi pays homage to Joe Gage's landmark gay porno L.A. Tool & Die from the early '80s in which Baressi also starred.
In the first of four scenes, big boss man Dillon Press has the unfortunate duty of firing muscled daddy bear Jake Mitchell. Jake pleads his case and offers his ass to Press if he'll reconsider. The smooth but muscular Press wastes no time in rimming the freshly out-of-work trucker. Mitchell and Press take turns perfunctorily sucking cock.
Mitchell and Press fuck in a variety of positions, ending up with Press squatting on and straddling Mitchell's thick dick and grinding his ass until he shoots his wad (which slowly drips down his hand and onto Mitchell's taut balls). Daddy Mitchell concludes the scene by throwing Press to the ground and squeezing his unemployed spunk all over the big boss's back. This scene would have been a little hotter had Mitchell fucked him like he was really angry.
In the next scene, director Baressi introduces us to the six "S"-es of redneck sex: Spittin', slappin', swearin', spankin', slurpin' and suckin'. The scene begins with redneck malcontent Dex Harden taking a dump in the company bathroom while broom jockey Cutter Knight sweeps the floor. Harden confronts Knight and forces him to wipe his ass then to rim him (luckily, no scat in sight!).
Harden is a trash talker of the highest caliber and verbally abuses and forces himself on the wary Knight. The pasty and doughy Harden slaps Knight around and brutishly forces his semi-hard cock into Knight's protesting mouth. Harden slaps Knight around some more and ends the scene by bending the unwilling Knight over a dirty toilet and pounding his ass. The redneck yanks his cock out of Knight's sore hole and creams his face while letting loose a victorious Rebel Yell. Having been beaten into submission, Knight shoots a series of sticky volleys all over the bathroom floor.
In the third scene, the big boss man leaves the sexual dynamo Andy Dill in charge. Dill wastes no time abusing this power and makes a beeline for Jake Hansen's bulging pink torpedo. Dill and Hansen have great chemistry, and they take turns gulping each other's throbbing cocks down their gullets. Dill works over Hansen's hairy white ass and gets him ready for the ass fucking of a lifetime.
The svelte Dill jackhammers Hansen's eager ass so hard and furiously, you can almost feel it in your sphincter. To get an idea of how Dill fucks Hansen, visualize the pistons churning away in the motor of a runaway 18-wheeler careening down the side of a mountain. Be sure to have the volume turned up so you can hear every slap of Dill's ample balls against Hansen's hot ass. Dill works up a sweat with his fast-paced ass reaming that builds to a fever pitch, and they take turns unloading their creamy cargo of hot jizz.
In the fourth and final scene, boss man Press and daddy bear Mitchell are waiting to ambush Dusty Longfellow, who is late for work again. Mitchell and Press pounce on the tardy trucker, pin him against the wall and coerce both their rock-hard cocks into the very scared Longfellow's mouth. Mitchell dumps his load of spunk all over the nervous Longfellow's beard then Press has his turn. The angry boss bends, Longfellow over a stack of old tires and teaches him a lesson he and his ass will not soon forget. Press bounces the conquered Longfellow up and down on those tires like he's on a springboard. They both come with little fanfare.
If you like rough, seedy sex with lots of colorful trash talking, then this movie is for you. Big Rig Bears has a variety of muscle bears, regular Joes and daddies with delicious furry chests and assholes. If for no other reason, you should see this movie for Andy Dill's hyperkinetic fuck scene.
- Brick McFarland