WARNING!
Johnny Hazzard
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Channel 1 Releasing | 2003 | 125 |
When Johnny Hazzard encounters a situation that's about to turn to sex, he coyly ponders the following: "What can I say? It's what men do."
Johnny Hazzard, looking cute with a little beard-shadow and his buff body with the swirling tattoos, cruises in a car on a hot L.A. day. In the first scene, he pictures himself in a three-way with buff tattooed Gus Mattox and shaved-headed hairy-chested Gage Matthews. Johnny starts off in a sling playing with Gus as Gage touches himself a few feet away. Both Gus and Gage suck Johnny's dick in his jockstrap and then Gage gets it live in a fantastic deep-throat as Johnny receives a big face-fuck from Gus. Gage gets to suck Johnny and Gus together, even taking both at once, as the camera goes mad to capture it all. Rimming is a major focus of this scene, first delivered by Gus into Gage's hairy ass. Gage says thank-you with another fine blow. Johnny is then turned over in the sling so he can suck Gage and Gus can rim the lead's butt. Gage follows Gus there, using his entire stubbly head to give it extra oomph. The fucking starts with Gage in the sling, allowing Gus in and out of him with velvety ease. Gage not only remains hard as big Gus fucks him, but he also gives Johnny a great blow. Johnny gives Gage a teasing blow before he gets to fuck him. Johnny is friskier with the sling-led fuck and Gage continues to suck, taking Gus with ease as both his holes are well filled. Gage and Johnny cum on Gus' face and then he plunks his shot on Gage's.
Back in his car, Johnny spies tall adorable Owen Hawke and built shorter bearded Ollie Kicks heading into an alley for sex. They slowly strip and touch themselves with copious lead-in to a fun scene to come. After tasting a sweaty T-shirt, Ollie gets to taste Owen's big cock. Ollie undaunted and sucks it all the way to the base. He gets a whopping amount of screen time to unfurl his truly wonderful blow. Owen then goes to rim Ollie and it's now his turn to show just how energetic he can get. With lots of encouragement from Ollie, he throws his entire face into the work. Owen then blows Ollie, with the thanks of "you're a mighty good cocksucker, dude." After Owen rims a bit more, he then fucks Ollie, who makes sure Owen can have the time of his life. Owen recklessly slams at the butch bottom with exquisite energy, his long dick fitting comfortably into Ollie's butt. Ollie rides on Owen for a bit, but the quieter top doesn't let him completely take over, instead hitting him hard upwards from below. Ollie drops his load on Owen's face and then Owen ends with his cum-shot.
Johnny spies hunky brunet Matt Summers chatting on the street with easy-on-the-eyes Latino Ricardo Diaz and fantasizes they are going home to Matt's boyfriend for some group action. When they get there, plucky blond Drew Peters is tied up with tape over his mouth. With ultimate teasing, Matt slowly and sensually blows uncut big-dicked Ricardo with a wowing deep-throat. They are just inches away from Drew's face and finally Matt lets him participate, co-sucking Richardo's ample pecker with him. Drew is let loose so everyone can share in the fun. Matt, on the mattress, is sucked by Drew and then Ricardo. When Drew is on Matt, Ricardo shoves his cock at Matt's face. Both of the blowers are blue-ribbon pros. When Drew's undies are pulled off, Matt and Ricardo discover that there has been a buttplug up his ass the whole time. So, they smash it in and out of his ass along with their penetrating fingers. Drew and Matt go back to work on Ricardo, Matt sucking his cock so deeply that he almost meets Drew who is rimming a few inches away! Matt is fingered and fucked by Ricardo, who seems to know no limits to speed and power when it comes to topping. With Drew's dick in his mouth, Matt isn't exactly complaining about anything and lets Ricardo have his sublime way with him. For the few seconds Ricardo takes a rest, fully inserted in Matt, Drew is there to eat from his ass. Ricardo takes a minute to suck Matt and Drew and then, after lots of gyrating teasing, Drew sits himself on Ricardo's cock and rides with his always-welcome élan. It's big, loud and very fast. The bounce off the mattress is quite a sight to behold. Drew cums being fucked, his body going into fits, followed by a cum-shot from Ricardo with more fits. Out-fitting them all, Matt jacks off with his patented body-shaking cum-shot.
The man who finally motivates Johnny out of his air-conditioned car is the luscious Tag Adams, looking particularly delectable here. They meet in a dank bathroom and Johnny orders nipple-pierced Tag onto his knees immediately. With his knowing eyes looking up at Johnny, Tag orally gropes around Johnny's jock-strapped cock and then finally digs into the cock and balls. Tag actually outdoes all of his predecessors here by opening so wide for Johnny one wonders just how long his throat is! Johnny is worked into a lather of excitement by all of this and delivers a rim to Tag that finds the bubble-butted Tag gyrating all over Johnny's waiting lips and tongue. Tag seems lit on fire. Tag gets to blow a bit more and then has a chance to eat Johnny's ass, which of course he does with fervent skill. So far, these boys know no bounds orally. There is a lot of mock-fucking here, with Tag riding up and down Johnny's shaft, and if non-fucking is any indication, this is going to be one hell of a fuck! Of course it is. Johnny inserts himself into Tag's ass and bounds in and out with absolute perfection. Tag's incessant backwards bottoming helps out considerably, but Johnny is every bit the equal partner. Filmed from oodles of juicy camera angles, this fuck actually improves when Tag sits and rides on Johnny. They make out for cum-shots and Tag sits at Johnny's feet just in time to get a blast to the face before he finishes off himself.
"What Men Do" doesn't have a sleepy performer in it. Full of honest-to-god lust or Red Bull, these guys whip through it all with energy and power. DVD features: Dolby sound; chapter index; cum-shots sub-menu (all the cum-shots edited into a special sub-menu for immediate viewing); trailers ("A Man's Tail," "Below the Rim," "Detention" and "In the Can"); bonus DVD-ROM content (online photo galleries and trailers via Web browser and QuickTime player); and playable worldwide (no regional coding, with Macrovision copy-protection).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
What is it that men really do? We know that they sleep, eat and shit, but what else do these bastards do? Aside from the obvious, we are left with a huge timeline with which men can find things to entertain themselves with. Directrix LaRue provides us with some hot possibilities of what men are up to when the scrutinizing eye of society is blocked from view. The sex in this video is somewhat edgier than what many gay men are used to, but there is nothing that really goes over the boundaries of vanilla. LaRue has been known to request some dazzlingly kinky and raunchy behavior from her models but seems to keep things more on the mainstream with this video. However, nobody can deny that the action is hot and demands more than one ride through the DVD player.
A horny Johnny Hazzard shows us what men do as he roams the streets in his ride looking for some ass. He filters off a bunch of dirty talk as he spots possible trick material on the strip.
As he cruises, the scene cuts away, and Hazzard is seen in a sling with his beefy legs in the air. Gus Mattox and Gage Matthews close in on him with some aggressive crotch grabbing and a healthy dose of rubbing and fondling. Mattox nibbles on Hazzard's mesh-covered crotch while Matthews looks on. Matthews joins the group and exposes Hazzard's throbber of a cock for some hot deep-throating. That dick slides smoothly and easily down Matthews' throat while Mattox gets his tan cock covered in spit by the prone Hazzard. Mattox then starts a sword fight with Hazzard's cock in Matthews' mouth. Touché, boys! Matthews is so attentive to each cock, it is obvious that he can handle far more than just two at a time.
The focus is then turned back to Mattox's sphincter-stretching meat wad as Hazzard and Matthews both slide their lips up and down his shaft at the same time. Their embracing lips enclose Mattox's cock while he fucks their faces. Mattox then decides that he's had enough cock and walks around to eat Matthews's hairy ass.
Hazzard is forgotten for a bit but is back to being the focus of attention when he gets assaulted from each end as Mattox eats his ass and Matthews shoves his substantial prick down his eager throat. Matthews and Mattox then trade positions while Hazzard remains suspended in his sling. Matthews gets so excited about eating the boy's butt that he actually attempts shoving his whole head up his pucker hole. Realizing that this is nearly impossible, he settles for tasting Hazzard's haunches.
Mattox decides to take a turn in the sling and let the other's take control for a while. He looks truly happy to be there as he wolfs down Hazzard's baby arm of a dick while Matthews nearly licks his hole off.
The butt-crazed Matthews is put in the slide and given a taste of his own medicine as Mattox throws his big, hairy cock up his puckering cooch. He sucks off Hazzard while getting his ass rocked. Hazzard then puts it in the bald sex fiend for a while. Hazzard and Matthews then spill their seed on the dirty daddy's chest. The two then bend over Mattox's meat to see him blow. He shoots and hits Matthews right on his bald head.
Hazzard then spots Ollie Kicks and Owen Hawk heading down and alley with the intention of spreading their asses for each other. The two wind up in a warehouse and decide to get busy on the boxes. They kiss as they shuck down to nothing. The stopper in this scene is Hawk's massive, uncut dong, which Kicks understandably goes cuckoo for. Kicks yanks that dick around by the root then gives it a good spit shine. The two trade blowjobs like boys trade playing cards. Kicks then gets his ass eaten then aggressively fucked by Hawk's probing meat. Hawk's dick looks really sweet as it glides up Kicks flawless crack. The two cum nicely, and we are transported back to Hazzard's car, where he is setting up the next scenario.
He spots Ricardo Diaz picking up Matt Summers and imagines just where the two are going. They wind up at an unruly looking place where there is a blond Drew Peters, who is gagged and strapped to a mattress that has been thrown on the floor. Diaz exposes his Latin cock for Summers to nibble on as the bound boy whimpers. They tease him as he writhes around in agitation. The tape is removed from Peters mouth, and the two white bitches are put to servicing their lover's tan cock and balls. Peters is untied and his shorts are dropped to expose a big butt plug with which he is fucked for good behavior. Diaz eats and then fucks both of the boys' asses until all have had an explosive orgasm, after which they all fall asleep.
Hazzard then comes across butch-looking Tag Adams, who he follows into a sleazy bathroom where the two proceed to get into each other's pants. At first it seems as though Adams has no clue what to do with Hazzard's cock but soon gets into a groove and shows us what he is made of. Hazzard rests between two urinals as Adams slobbers on his cock. They trade some hot butt eating then get down to fucking. Hazzard quivers as Adams' firm ass cheeks pound up and down his schlong. Hazzard is good and ready as he arches a stream of hot semen over Adams' face and shoulders. Hazzard turns to look at the camera as we hear him think to himself, "Hey, this is what men do." Shit, I hope so!
- Andrew Gyette