In "Toolbox Trilogy: Part One: Drilled," director Chris Ward opens said toolbox and out fly a stream of fresh ideas for one of his patented fisting extravaganzas. He ratchets up the level of performance here to incredible heights, and his models work in double time to keep the ideas afloat. I thought I had seen everything ass-stretching had to offer by now, but "Drilled" finds something new, something at once dirty as hell and precise as a ballet.
The action starts with Shane Rollins, looking so edible in nothing but a jockstrap, shoving a gloved hand deeply into hairy Wilhelm Dragon's ass. Shane wears his usual cat-that-ate-the-canary smile as he starts things off slowly. However, that sensuality gives way soon to a fast drilling that has Wilhelm barely twitching, but rather moaning with what seems like happiness. Wilhelm is poised above Shane and rides the fist inside him as if it's a junior-league cock. After Shane has done all he can do in this position, Wilhelm lays down so Shane can pig-fist him just as insatiably there, even getting two hands in at once. The cleverness goes into high gear when Wilhelm inserts a steel spreader into his ass and turns the key until his hole is gaping. This is alluringly unique and beautifully filmed. Not that Shane would have a problem fucking this (or any) ass, but the spreader sure makes it easier. The fuck is devastatingly hot because of the ease with which it unfolds. Shane doesn't take long before pulling out and dripping a load as Wilhelm continues to play with his own ass.
A massive dildo starts the next scene. It's being plowed in and out of an ass that can only belong to Simon Cox. Who else could take a gigantic piece of latex that quickly? The at-once cute and very masculine Brendan Austen is manning the other end of the dildo, which is easily the length of a man's arm up to the elbow. Simon takes every last inch of it with his customary nonchalance. Brendan just mashes it to the balls over and over again. Brendan seems mighty impressed by what Simon can do. Brendan then takes a buttplug attached to a power drill and turns it at Simon's unstoppable ass. It's jaw-dropping to watch these pros work like this, but the inventiveness of the electric drilling buttplug is wonderful. This thick buttplug would give most men pause, but as it spins into Simon's butt, you realize he takes it just as easily as he does everything else. Brendan's fingers finally find their way up Simon's butt, and there's no suspense in Simon's being able to take Brendan's entire fist in one fell swoop. Brendan fists Simon both standing up and laying down with the same breathless results, and just look at Simon's glistening thighs as he accepts it with such elegance. Brendan beats off to finish, keeping a thumb inserted in Simon for the continued connection.
The third scene is a spiffy solo for bald goateed looker Sean Steel. He rides a dildo all by himself, and don't rush to adjust your remote control. You didn't hit fast-forward by accident. That's merely how fast a wildly smiling Sean is shoving the meaty massive dildo in and out of his ass. Come to think of it, "shoving" is too delicate a word for what he's doing to himself. He then parks himself on an even larger black dildo, with the same peppy results. He then gets to the more real business of self-fisting, getting his right arm way deep into his own ass. The smile never leaves his very handsome face as he nefariously pummels his welcoming ass.
The sublimely gorgeous Jerek is captured in a cage for the next scene, hunched like a cat and trying everything to get the inhumanly buff hairy Eric Evans to play with him. When he does get him, it's so Eric can fist him through the bars of the cage. There are two things immediately notable about this scene. Where the other fisting bottoms so far were rough-and-tumble ultra-butch types, Jerek is lean and almost pretty-boy handsome. Even if you've seen him take a fist before, it's still comes a surprise to watch this younger whippersnapper take one. The other thing to see is how damn big Eric's hand is! He's a strapping man, and his hand follows his size. So, shoving that up Jerek's slim hole makes things so hot. Most fun about this scene is how many positions they use. Jerek takes it on all-fours, standing up (with Eric now in the cage) and, most memorably, upside down. Jerek takes over the finale of the scene when Eric flexes out his arm and lets Jerek ride back and forth on it. This gets Jerek to cum, with an arm still up his ass.
The short but grand finale starts with Wilhelm and Shane lain up against each other, with Robert Black and Eric already past their glove lines in their asses. Cooing as a dare again, Wilhelm has no problem with Robert's arm, which retreats into the ass at a scary pace. The camera angle is sublime, making it look like Robert is slipping in up to his elbow. This pair is given a huge amount of time before we move onto Eric digging deep into Sean's butt. Sean still wears vestiges of that insane smile, with Eric and that large paw digging in deep. Eric actually seems to be taking his cues from Wilhelm's mooing to Robert's deceptively simple fisting. After establishing both fisting pairs, the camera goes back and forth until Eric rattles off an impressive load and leaves. Robert and Wilhelm aren't done yet, so Robert pushes even harder into Wilhelm's butt, with Wilhelm begging Robert to let him cum. Robert won't let him, but eventually the cum oozes from Wilhelm's jock and soon enough Robert has finished, too.
The pacing and power of "Drilled" are amazing. These guys seem to rattle off fisting sessions like the snapping off of a condom. It's all made to look so easy. But, this seems one of the points of the flick. If we already know how simple it is for these bottoms to take fists, Chris Ward can up the level of excitement by finding more creative ways for them to do it. It works, and how!
DVD features: Dolby sound; chapters; trailers ("Rear End Collision," "Probe" and "FistPack 3: Up for Grabs"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue