WARNING!
Ben Damon
Rob Romoni
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Arena Entertainment | 2004 | 120 |
"Straight to Bed" is a fun little tale about wives who set up their straight husbands to have gay sex in order to blackmail them into ceasing the push for a three-way with an additional woman brought into the relationship. Cast exceedingly well so that the pairings really cook, and with great efficient editing, "Straight to Bed" is not only cute, but also a whopping sexy story.
Lanky Jack Sanders and blondish Park Wiley are watching a football game, discussing why Jack's wife is upset at his requests for a three-way, and in a very cheeky dialogue session full of obvious puns, Park somehow manages to seduce "straight" Jack into sex. "Lie back!" Park finally commands and fishes Jack's long dick out of his pants. Park eagerly gobbles up it up with great attention. Jack takes to all of this quite well, especially since Park is doing an excellent job. Jack sheepishly asks to try and then gives Park one of his usual proficient deep-throats. Park sits on Jack's dick to get fucked (football still playing in the background on TV), and takes the entire long shaft with each bounce. Jack then fucks Park doggy with hypnotic butt-clenching and hip-grinding of his own. Jack is a top-notch top. He then fucks Park missionary with one burst of energy, noting, "You're a lot of fun!" as he slams at him. Park has a big shot being fucked and Park blows Jack into cumming on his face.
One straight man down, more to go. Park calls Michael Vista, who sets the next sting into operation. A friend of Sean Steele's family, the ever-able Michael ostensibly does some home repairs while bald goateed Sean's wife is out getting "Happy McBurger" with the kids. Michael offers to make dinner, noting how good he is in the kitchen and, wait for it, "in the bedroom." Sean wants to know what Michael does in bed to make his men so happy, and finally Sean agrees to play along. "Okay, just no kissing," he says. "Yeah, right!" Michael says, planting a long wet one on Sean. Sean is a damn good kisser, too. Michael works on Sean's nipples to much happy cooking and then rattles off a Vista Special on Sean's lucky cock. That would be a superb deep-throat blowjob with not a second wasted in something mundane like breathing. His backless throat accommodates all of Sean's large very hard cock. Sean then rims the heck out of Michael's delectable ass, loudly lip smacking around the hole. It's an assault the way Michael's blowjob was. Sean fucks Michael, saying, "Oh, this is so much tighter than my wife!" With the ease in which Michael lets him in, Sean's wife must have a 14-inch twat. This is as smooth as a fuck comes, with Sean effortlessly gliding in as if Michael's ass was made of polished glass. This allows Sean the ability to slam away at Michael with forceful abandon, plowing him as ungently as possible. Michael sits to ride and does so with Sean thrusting up at him a mile a minute. Michael rides and rides, with Sean smiling as wide as humanly possible, the guys so in tune sexually. Michael cums with Sean still in and then climbs off and under Sean to get a blast in the face from Sean.
Perpetually boyish but hardbodied Andrew Addams sets up the next camera. "Go ahead and send over your husband. Tell him my toilet's running," Andrew tells the next wife, but then Andrew spies the gardener, Raphael Shawn, and tells the wife to wait, that he needs to test the equipment. The camera, that is. Butch manly Raphael is easily seduced and soon they are kissing and Andrew is undoing Raphael's overalls. They lick with fiery intent on each other's chests, and Raphael is lucky to get to play with Andrew's sprawling perfectly manicured pecs. Raphael has a wowing uncut cock, but Andrew hoovers it down and keeps it most happy. He's great on the foreskin and gulping the whole thing seems to be no problem either. Raphael takes some time to suck Andrew as well, seemingly more interested in his muscular ass, but doing a deep-throat that is at times downright scary in how much he is able to take. Andrew gets Raphael into a 69, which works wonderfully given the respective devotion they show towards each other's cocks. Andrew sits on Raphael's face to get his heavenly ass chewed and then Raphael forges into it with his dick. He takes Andrew first missionary, the bottom's legs thrown scarily back. Raphael has a welcoming tendency for nastiness that comes in quite handy. He then puts Andrew on his head and fucks him downward, taking a bit of time to get himself comfortable here and then keeping the momentum in check. The untiring couple goes for a sideways workout and this gets Andrew to pop. Raphael then parks his on Andrew's bum. Seems all the equipment is working just fine!
Swarthy beefcake Rob Romoni and the astoundingly handsome Fredrick Ford having figured out the wifely scam and aim to get them back. They decide to teach the women a lesson by using the gay boy being sent over, Ben Damon. "We have something we want you to tell Stephanie. Payback's a bitch and so is she!" Rob growls as he pushes Ben down to suck Fredrick's dick. Ben does a decent job and then Rob shows him what spunk can add to a blowjob. Ben then gets in the middle of the drool-worthy hunks to alternate sucking, and he's a bit more interested now. Well, how could you not be, sandwiched between those two? Rob sucks Fredrick again with swirling head movements and then moves on to Ben where, with a kiss-off, gives the dick to pro Fredrick to suck. Ben has Rob solo now as Fredrick sucks the stuffing out of Ben. Ben is given another chance to be in the middle of the two as they kiss above him and try to shove their dicks into together, but Ben is fairly resistant to that idea. Rob fucks Ben, who is lazily sucking Fredrick. Rob gives it to him hard, with all that massive muscle behind the potent fuck. Fredrick sits on Rob to ride, his own dick condomed so Ben can sit on him. Stacked fucking is always a treat, and all the dicks fit right down to the balls, but Ben on top has to be the lead player and he's not quite up to the challenge, so they hastily switch to Fredrick riding Rob alone, sucking Ben at the same time. Fredrick bounced the full length of the shaft, and with a dick in his mouth as well, showing off how well this position can be done! Three-way fucking is tried again, with Fredrick in the middle, taking it from Rob and taking Ben. This works wonderfully because it leaves ace Fredrick to be in charge, and man does he do it with energy! It helps that Rob pushes into him with harsh power, but Fredrick goes back and forth wildly. Just look at the determination on Fredrick's face as he goes. That's all the needed proof. They sit together on the couch to cum. Ben goes first, then Fredrick coats all 54 of his perfect abs and Rob has a great pop to end the scene.
There is a very cute ending to the script that pokes some fun at blurring the lines between straight and gay men that is hysterical. But, that's been the whole point of "Straight to Bed," proving that sex is sex and when you want it, you take it. On the couch, on the stairs, on the bed, doesn't matter.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Ryker's Money Shot," "Ryker's Web," "The Bombardier," "Sex Psycho" and "The Warehouse"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
My friend Kenny used to set up elaborate plots to get his young, straight friends into bed. Of course, after the deed was done, his months of manipulation fell quickly to the wayside. The very confused straight guys wanted nothing more to do with him, and Kenny was left alone and heartbroken. He never learned that getting your rocks off, usually, has nothing to do with getting the rock! Perhaps if he had Arena Entertainment's Straight to Bed as his guide, he might have saved himself a lot of twisted melodrama and long-lasting trauma. Straight to Bed, directed by the talented Jett Blakk, is an entertaining look at what happens when a group of wives decides to utilize their gay best friends to teach their husbands, who have been begging for three-way sex with other women, a very "merry" lesson. The guys agree to videotape their friends' husbands in the act with them so the wives can use the tapes as future blackmail material when their requests turn kinky again.
To start off, as we all know, there is nothing more sporting than a good game o' loving, as "dad next door" Jack Sanders and collegiate blond boy Park Wiley are more than willing to attest to. In fact, Wiley turns well -- wily -- to get Sanders into his ass. A wink, a nod and an "innocently" flirtatious suggestion while both are huddled together on the couch watching ball, and before you know it, gay Wiley is slobbering down on the suddenly very willing straight Sanders' huge bone. Sanders, as noted in previous reviews, definitely comes off as the slightly drunken straight guy who has wandered into the local bathhouse, and this gives this scene authenticity and heat. The two performers appear to enjoy working together, and Wiley certainly enjoys riding up and down on Sanders' thick slab of fuckin'. The participants in this scenario are not perfect physical specimens either, which also adds up to a nice amount of believabiliy -- and interest. Sometimes you just want to watch normal people screw, ya' know?
The next scene is engineered -- and videotaped -- by a hopeful and enthusiastic Michael Vista. He is, obviously, just dying to get into shaven headed macho man Sean Steele's pants. Before you can whisper "Winken, Blinken and Nod," his dreams come to juicy fruition. Steele is the hottest motherfucker in this film -- a normal, moustache sporting dude from down the street -- and like the actors mentioned above, he is fit but not physically perfect. He also definitely commits to his performance, playing the straight guy fucking around with the gay neighbor for the first time to the hilt. He connects with Vista by constantly calling him by his first name, "Michael," throughout this sexual ceremony and lets him know, verbally, throughout the entire exchange just how everything makes him feel. He is the original moaning, groaning, nonstop sex-talking machine, and it is amazingly sensual to listen to his verbal proclamation -- especially as they grow in intensity throughout the scene. Vista, to his credit, does great justice to the college of cock-sucking arts when galloping down on Steele's juicy crank, and Steele repays the favor tenfold by giving Vista the pony ride of a lifetime on the stairwell -- where all this action takes place -- of sexual dreams. Speaking of which, Steele will definitely live in my dreams for some time as the most natural and talented acting porn stud I, have as yet seen in this admittedly very new year.
Beefy Andrew Addams is getting ready to mack on a neighbor's husband when he spies dark and dastardly handyman-stud Raphael Shawn doing lawn work next door and decides to give his preset recording equipment a trial run. Shawn and Addams truly appear attracted to one another -- in a random, one-time-only encounter kind of way -- and the variety of sexual positions they put themselves through in this heated exchange definitely attests to that attraction. To begin with, Addams pops down on Shawn's hot, uncut chunk like a missionary swooping upon an unsaved soul. Then the two ease gracefully into a naturally enthusiastic round of 69. Shawn soon is soaring like Lucy the skydiver into Addams' plump hole with a vigor and lust that is enjoyable to watch. In fact, both of these two gentlemen, who are probably in their 30s and 40s, prove that enthusiasm and versatility are not only for the porn stud young. Perhaps more importantly, that experience gives you more than a few tricks when it comes time for the sexual performance sweeps.
Lastly, we wind up with perfect slab o' beef Rob Romoni and smooth and handsome Frederick Ford determined to switch the tables on their wives and friends. So when Ben Damon, looking all trim and as pert as a Sidetrack regular, stops over to talk to Romoni, the two dive on him like Louganis at the Olympics. Damon is offered up Ford's thick piece as the ultimate chew stick, and like eager housebound pets everywhere, he gladly attacks it. In fact, Ford has a beautiful dick, and both Damon and Romoni take turns attacking it like sweethearts on lovers' lane. Before you know it, Romoni is soon shoving his thunk -- short for thick chunk -- up the slightly bewildered but nonetheless eager Damon's ass. Soon Romoni is fucking Ford, who, in turn, takes temporary residence up Damon's hot, warmed-up hole. From there the three go at it in a variety of positions on Romoni's family couch, which definitely turns out to be the highlight of this amusing and well-executed flick. Of course, we discover that Damon was not part of the wives' plot but was coming over to tell Romoni and his wife about his upcoming marriage.
All in all, there is enough hotness and humor to recommend this flick, especially to folks like my poor friend Kenny who take their seduction of the species called "straight" with a little too much seriousness and long lasting intent.
- J.C. Adams