To twist a phrase: "never judge a flick by its cover." "Catalog Shooters," which has a non-threatening cover and absolutely none of the usual graphic description of what usually grabs the attention of degenerates like me (e.g., it does not say "oral and facial cum-shots," and the flick is loaded with them. From the creative and daring Dan Komar's stable of production companies that feature Eastern Europeans, and starring some of the most dependable and exciting stars of that genre, this is one of the biggest and best surprises of the year.
The plot is simple. Handsome but lazy photographer Gerry O'Connel is told by his boss that he has only a five days to complete a photoshoot or he's fired, so he gets on the phone and calls one of his models, the exquisitely beautiful brunet Carson Michaels (foreground, cover), whose cellphone is picked up by the rustic hot-bodied Taylor Hill, who happens to have his dick in Carson's mouth as Cameron is being fucked by spike-haired blond Pietro White. Since part of the fun in this movie is the fact that the actors speak perfect English, and deliver it well, we will only relate that it turns out that all the boys are Gerry's models, and he calls each of them in turn not knowing they are fucking each other. It's a hot, and relatively short, session and the usual moaning and groaning supersedes the sweet-talk, and extremely well directed, the sex is hard and hot. Between calls, Taylor and Pietro switch positions on the ecstatic Carson, who keeps passing the cellphone when it rings. Taylor gets his call, hangs up, grabs Pietro's cock in his mouth and receives a well-shot stream of cum down his throat as he cums all over Carson's ass. Carson then flips on his back and pulls his fat, long cock into a frenzy of cum that Taylor and Pietro feast upon, locking every drop from his cock, pubes, abs and chest, there's a sensational duel of lips and tongues over Carson's cum-filled foreskin.
Back in Gerry's office, he's introduced to a model wannabe, Paul Robbins, a tightly ripped frat type who bears a striking resemblance to one of Komar's most popular stars, Robert Driveman, who shows up later in the flick. Paul is anxious to show Gerry what he's got, so Gerry locks the door, watches as Paul strips and then the two get right to business. Mutual cocksucking is followed by a missionary-fuck on the desk in which Paul shows Gerry he knows how to fuck as well as look hot. Capping another reasonably quick scene (one of the great things about this movie), he spills his seed into Gerry's crotch, and then kneels down to take Gerry's big load into his mouth, licking up the remainder as if it were just another popsicle in the park. Naturally, he gets the job.
Gerry goes into another room to get four other models to move their asses and get dressed for the shoot. Dark-haired Miky Sem (kneeling right, cover) steals the briefs of surfer-blond Robert Driveman (kneeling left, cover), and tall, lanky John Pepper (standing left, cover) mixes it up with Dave Roberts (standing right, cover). Miky asks Robert, "you still want this underwear?" Robert, of course, replies, "No, I want you to fuck me." Meanwhile, Dave invites John to feast on the meat between his legs, and we have dueling couplings before us. Miky concentrates on Robert's ass, rimming and licking before sticking his fat wad up the blond's chute missionary as the other two are engaged in a fierce 69 session that ends with John squatting down and sitting on Dave's long, pleading cock, bareback, for a bouncing sit-fuck. John cums while riding, streams of goo all over Dave's chest as the latter hungrily aims his tongue for some, but gets none. Meanwhile, Miky has whipped off his condom and cum into Robert's asscrack, then sticks his cock back in, shoving the cum in, then pulling out, creating a pool in Robert's crack that he promptly licks up before Robert, legs still in the air, cums all over himself. Over on the other side of the room, John sucks Dave off to a massive stream of cum that he gobbles down, plunging down to the pubes to clean the cock. This scene's dual climax is so over-the-top sleaze that it stands on its own as an instant cum-shot sequence classic.
Carson Michaels is back as a photographer, breaking in wannabe Paul Robbins with the more experienced Ray Renfro, who looks like a surfer boy from the days of William Higgins' 1980s flicks. They do a few shoots and then Carson leaves and tells them to take a break. Ray asks Paul what he wants to do, and Paul says, "I want to fuck you." And so, he drops to his knees for a feast of Ray-cock, which is fat, bulbous and ready for adoration. Turns out, he wasn't kidding about fucking Ray, he takes him doggy over a stool, then scissors, cumming in Ray's crack and on his balls. He then takes Ray's cock in his mouth, cleaning his own cum off it, and watches as Ray pulls off his own cum-shot, which Paul promptly gobbles, cleans and completes with a kiss.
Make-up man Pietro White puts the finishing touches on Kamil Billy, and then welcomes George Plozen as Kamil goes off to the studio where he meets up with Fabian Corte. Kamil, who must have appeared in over 100 movies in the past couple of years, is instantly recognizable: thin, handsome, face, preppy haircut, slim-not-defined body, nice cock, hungry for sex. Fabian reminds me a little bit of American porn star Trevor Knight, and his honker is enough to feed Kamil, whose own pecker gets serviced first. The two are lost in sex until Pietro and George spot, and join, them. Kissing, sucking and partner-exchanging follow, with Kamil showing why he is one of the best bottoms in Europe, taking George's monstrously long, thick dick missionary, howling and groaning as George works it in, out, around, back, sideways and forwards into his hole, before pulling out and splashing all over. Meanwhile, Pietro has porked Fabian briefly doggy, pulling out and dumping a load on Fabian's ass. The latter then stands up, spins around and sticks his cock in Pietro's mouth, cumming as Pietro is working it down his throat. He then licks it all up and cleans the cock.
The lead-in to the last scene is a little auteur so you can skip to the goods if you want. Robert, Ray, John, Gerry, Carson, Tyler and Tommy Gent (a Fabian look-alike) engage in an all-out orgy that is fairly conventional as orgies go, with John slurping up Ray's cum at the end.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; galleries (action, model, solo and behind-the-scenes); trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion