WARNING!
Rod Barry
Andy Kirra
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Adonis Pictures | 2005 | 92 |
Description source: promotional material
Award-winning superstar Rod Barry portrays dual roles in Michael Zen's twisted modern-day vampire tale, Thirst. In a world of fantasy-meets-reality, we follow Adonis Exclusive Andy Kirra and Antonio Madeira as they are transported into a world of darkness and possession - and insanity. As street hustlers, Kirra and Madeira are 'hired' by leather-clad chauffeur Nino Bacci and taken back to the 'institution' where the evil Dr. Rod Barry awaits. Little do these sweet little hookers know, they are about to descend into the depths of sexual hell…
Ever wonder what sex in the back of a hearse is like? Maybe sex in a graveyard? On a vampire's coffin? Ever get fucked in a padded cell by a fucking machine? How about a hot blowjob while you're in a strait-jacket? Any way you cut it, Thirst grabs for the jugular and doesn't let go until every last drop is spent…
When the moon hits your eye in Los Angeles, better watch out for what waits behind it. It ain't amore, that's for sure. Not in "Thirst," a frisky never-dull tale from director Michael Zen that allows Rod Barry to chew both the scenery and a bunch of willing boys. He may have the flashiest part in the story, but all of the performers have ample time to get in on the fun and dive into this unique piece with equal flair.
Ah, hookers with hearts of gold and minds of cotton candy. You can always spot them in the movies because they are so dim they are willing to do anything for a buck. The street-smart sassy ones are always on their guard, but not the innocents. So, when Nino Bacci, making a return to porn after an absence that has personally been way too long for me to handle, stops in front of a Santa Monica Boulevard newsstand and tells Antonio Madeira to get into his hearse with another hooker, Andy Kirra, both guys agree. A mysterious man with sunglasses (at night). A hearse. A busy block of Santa Monica? Come on, people, that's as dumb as the college co-eds who go to have sex during a power failure in a horror movie. We KNOW what's coming next for our hookers and the movie hasn't even started yet!
However, this is a porn flick, so there is a twist. The twist involves tall lean brunet Antonio and super cute blond Andy deciding to get their kicks in a hearse, something they have never done before, with imperious Nino watching from the front seat. Actually, the physical spacing of a hearse makes sex far more comfortable than any old backseat I'm guessing (I don't know personally from either), so Antonio and Andy have plenty of room to stretch out as they are kissing and undressing. Antonio then gives Andy's long cock a good sucking, full of verbal and sexual oomph. He works up one hell of a sweat doing it, drooling loads of spit on the cock as he delivers the goods in spades. Andy has a tough act to follow, but with his eyes pointed directly at Antonio, he gobbles up the latter's dick with a sensational deep-throat and lots of hand help. Andy is far too talented not to grab a hold of the scene and wrench it from even Antonio's strong domination. Two spectacular blowjobs down the hatch (and Nino's cock majorly hard from watching), Andy sinks lower and starts licking around Antonio's ass. He retains his oral zest and does a big-time rimjob. Forgetting the limitations of space, Andy fucks Antonio and makes it count! Slamming his way through Antonio's cheeks, he gives the bottom a tough hard pound, causing Antonio to roar in happiness. They are doing it missionary, so Andy gets to maintain that super-sexy eye contact he's so damn good at. Awash in perspiration, Antonio cums, followed by a blast from Nino on his leatherwear in the front seat. Andy is last with a hearty shot up his chest. Nino then offers them each $1,000 to come home with him. Apparently Antonio isn't as dim as the set-up suggests. "Okay, dude, take us to your leader," he says with a smile and goes back to kissing Andy.
At "home" there is a comfy little padded cell, done in tasteful white, mind you. Andy is blindfolded and strapped in a straightjacket when in strides Nino. I have to admit to a longstanding crush on Nino Bacci, but he looks better than ever here. He's muscular and tight, looking so fucking sexy in all leather. He teases Andy with light tongue action around his face that has even the unseeing Andy desperate for each little touch. Andy seems to err at one point by spitting into Nino's mouth, but after a pause, Nino returns to what he was doing. The chemistry here is heightened by the tease and they keep it scorching hot. Nino sucks Andy, still tied up. "This is so fucking kinky," Andy coos. If only he knew it was Nino on his dick! Nino delivers an ace blowjob, full of pro trickery and lots of style. He starts it slow. No reason to rush things. He pauses for some foot-licking that Nino delivers with untold sensuality. Andy is then the very lucky recipient of a wowing rimming from Nino. It's a virtual fuck and Andy, smashed up against a wall, is delighted. Nino stuffs his face deep up Andy's ass in just about every configuration the room allows, throwing his whole face into the work of wetting Andy's deep pink hole. Nino grabs a hole of Andy's cock with a strong fist and returns to sucking it, this time without any tease and with only bravura ferocity. It's enough to have Andy cum on his chest. Nino then beats off on Andy's foot and licks it off, all while Antonio watches outside the door with increasing interest.
"Rest, little one. You've earned it. I have one last patient to see." Those chilling words are spoken by Dr. Rod Barry (he has a white coat and a stethoscope, therefore a doctor he must be). He has been watching both of the above scenes via closed-circuit camera, and has decided that Andy is "the one."
Antonio is waiting outside the door when Nino exits the padded cell and tells Antonio that he hopes he's not "too attached" to his friend, because they won't be seeing each other again. So, Antonio somehow knocks out Nino and goes to save Andy. Andy, griping that they haven't gotten paid, is too excited by it all to leave, but Antonio convinced him they need to hightail it because too many guys have gone missing. "What does that mean?" Andy inquires. "I'll tell you later," Antonio says. After all this time, we still don't know the big secret, so I guess we'll have to wait.
And wait. Dr. Rod has to attend to Josh Carter, a big-lipped brunet cutie who is poised for a physical. Rod has Josh beg for and suck his gloved fingers and then announced he has surprises for Josh. A pony? Is it a pony? When Rod slips a finger into Josh's ass, I'm guessing it's not a pony. The fingering is pretty intense, but so are the things Dr. Rod commands Josh to say during the session. Rod manages to get three fingers inside Josh's ass and then an almost insultingly small dildo. When Rod commands Josh to blow him, Andy and Antonio discover the room where Rod has the video feed set up. So, they get to watch Josh give Rod an excellent blowjob, where Josh follows all of Rod's orders with wet gagging intent. Rod has Josh bite his foreskin, suck his balls and even lick his shoes. "I didn't say stop, motherfucker!" he commands at one point. Damn, the boy was only trying to catch a breath! Rod, naked but for the items on his body that I.D. him as a doctor, in case anyone has forgotten, gives Josh a blowjob, though he looks rather uncomfortable doing it. Rod pulls the dildo out of Josh's ass and inserts instead a fucking machine, a dildo attached to an electric non-stop gadget that is controlled by Rod. Rod makes Josh beg for faster speeds as the dildo continues its unending grinding. Unlike man, it never needs a break to readjust! However, nothing really replaced what two humans can do, so Rod fucks Josh next. This is far more effective, especially with Rod in his mad scientist mode. It makes for a nasty session and Josh's ass benefits from Rod's force. Rod goes so far as to pin Josh into various positions and even gag him with his hand, while never letting up on his angry forceful fucking power. Josh cums and then Rod lets out a loud blast on Josh's stomach.
"I'm through with him. Come take care of him," Dr. Rod says to the image he's been talking to, a.k.a. himself in a vampire costume. Antonio tries to bolt, captured by Nino. Andy is confronted by Dr. Rod, who explains a bit, saying that the vampire is his brother. He forces Andy to watch Antonio being led down the corridor by Nino, who brays "eating time" over and over. Vampire Rod arrives and looks like he's going for the neck, but instead kisses Antonio and bites at no more than his bottom lip. Finally, the fangs are shown and they dig into Antonio's neck. "Meeeeeeee!" Nino begs of Vampire Rod, his face dripping with blood. But, once again, loyal vassal Nino (actually named Renfield in this flick) is passed over by the departing vampire.
"You're mine, not his!" Dr. Rod tells Andy. He then explains the brother history to Andy, who repays him by beating him with a handy cross.
Nino isn't the only henchman in the area. Gravedigger Trevor Knight is around too, and he's horny when Nino stops by. The lucky handsome stacked guy gets to blow Nino's thick cock, and does it big. He's nearly able to deep-throat it, and makes even that look easy. Using his hand to good advantage, he deals with Nino's face-fucking very well, slurping up as many inches as possible with each trip down the dick. The nighttime lighting helps this scene, highlighting the two gorgeous muscular bodies on the players. Suddenly, the casket near them opens and out pops Antonio, now one of the undead. Vampires wear jeans (hey, it's a new millennium, capes are kind of passé), but Antonio drops his so there are more dicks to suck. Nino starts off the rabid action by taking Trevor and Antonio, working them together and then unleashing his unmatched skill on their two long cocks. Trevor fucks Antonio with passion while Antonio keeps his mouth parked on Nino. Dispensing with the frills and verbal needs of the other scenes, Trevor is allowed to just plain fuck the stuffing out of Antonio, plowing into him with superb force. Antonio, rock-hard himself sits on Trevor and bounced beautifully. Everyone explodes on Antonio, who, now undead, can look forward to a lifetime of great sex like this! Antonio then invites Trevor into the coffin with him. "There's room for two," are the last words he hears before being bitten.
Andy has witnessed the above scene, but is confronted by Vampire Rod, who also details some family history for him. This takes the form of an odd mirror scene for Rod that finds him kissing himself as if the two brothers are going at it. It's only a short solo before a glop of cum hits the mirror.
It seems that Vampire Rod has been a victim of Dr. Rod's control all these years, and all he wants is a little love. So, Andy, apparently moved by the story, gives it to him. They get nude and in a scene filled with photographic tricks and candles, they have sex. Andy gives Rod as good a blowjob as can be done, which finds Rod groaning in appreciation. Rod's dick is meaty, but Andy is up to the challenge and deep-throats it winningly. Rod sucks as well, and if it's not something at which he excels, he does a good enough job on Andy. Andy returns to scene-stealing with a huge rimjob, his big tongue lapping up all of Rod's ass. Naturally, though, it's Rod who fucks, dependably thrashing around in Andy's welcoming ass. He takes Andy in a variety of positions, and Andy pretty much lets the master top dominate the fucking here. Rod doesn't disappoint in the least and then the two end up in a coffin so they can shoot their loads. "Thank you. You're the only person who has ever treated me like a normal person," Vampire Rod notes. "You are normal, you're just not mortal. Everything will be okay," Andy reassures him. Um, okay.
Doing a vampire porn flick would seem easy enough, so writers Michael Zen and Jeremy Spencer have given it the loopy treatment by adding a twin brother plot to the mix. If the story has a tendency to overwhelm the sex a bit, it can't be said that the sex isn't hot. It runs the gamut of romantic vanilla in the final scene to outrageous kink for the dildo scene to just plain odd fun for the opening. The small cast works very hard in scene after scene to create a new mood for each moment and that ends up keeping things necessarily pornographic.
DVD features: Chapters; galley; trailers ("Running Wild," "Lust Counseling," "Bed Heads" and "Star Crossed"); public service announcement ("Wrap It Up"); behind-the-scenes footage; no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
Hot little rent boys Antonio Madeira and Andy Kirra are picked up on the street and paid to have sex in the back of a hearse for an unseen john. Behind driver Nino Bacci's head is a mounted camera recording some of the sweatiest sex ever. As the boys suck 'n' fuck, Bacci pulls out his cock and watches over his shoulder.
Madeira has an extremely filthy mouth, both while getting his cock sucked and while getting his ass fucked by Kirra. The first scene is incredibly hot; the hearse is real and must have been exceedingly uncomfortable to shoot and perform in. Madeira is the first to blow his load all over his smooth stomach and is soon followed by a juicy Bacci and Kirra popshot. In the afterglow, Bacci offers each of the boys a thousand dollars to return with him to his place. Both boys accept. Dr. Rod Barry, Bacci's psychotic employer who has been watching all this take place via the camera in the hearse, seems to have found what he is looking for in Kirra: "He's perfect."
And if the first scene didn't get you, the first five minutes of the second scene will have you rock-hard in a minute. Kirra is now bound in a straightjacket, sitting in a high-backed chair and wearing a blindfold in a room with white padded walls. Bacci slowly paces around him in his black leathers. The foreplay that ensues is absolutely scorching -- I won't give away too many of the details, but kissing, blindfolds and foot worship are now on my list of all time favorite fetishes. All the while, Antonio Madeira is in the next room, watching his friend be subjected to some incredible ass eating. Kirra is unaware that anything more sinister than a little kink is going on, whereas his friend Madeira begins sensing some danger. Still bound in the straightjacket, Kirra writhes around as Bacci sucks on his cock and jacks him off. Kirra sprays all over Bacci's chest and vest as his cock is milked for the last bit of his man seed. Bacci jacks off onto Kirra's foot and then slowly licks his watery ejaculate from Kirra's toes.
As Bacci leaves the padded room, he runs into Madeira and tells him that his friend now belongs to "the Master" and that Madeira will never see him again. Madeira freaks out, knocks Bacci out cold and runs in to rescue Kirra, who still naively thinks it's all about the paycheck. Madeira and Kirra, looking for a way out, run into Dr. Barry's empty office and begin watching a security monitor documenting another of Dr. Barry's "patients." Josh Carter is laying on a gynecological table, feet in stirrups, as Dr. Barry enters. Hovering around Carter's exposed asshole is the business end of a fucking machine. This contraption is basically a motorized wheel with a long metal rod welded to it -- at the tip of the rod is a thick latex dildo (guess where that's going!). Barry's energy is matched by Carter's willingness to be Barry's plaything, first getting a slow methodical fuck from the machine and then groaning as masochist Barry cranks up the speed. Barry won't be outdone by technology and fills Carter's cooter with traditional cock.
When he's done with Carter, Barry addresses his twin brother the vampire to come "take care of him." Both Madeira and Kirra watch as the vampire enters the padded room, stops and walks to the camera and stares right at them! Madeira bolts but is caught by henchman Bacci, who drags him down the hall to become the bloodsucking Barry's next victim. Dr. Barry enters his office and forces Kirra to watch his friend get "turned" on the security screen. As the vampire clamps down on Madeira's neck and drains his life, Bacci falls to his knees, begging to be next, but is refused. Back in the office, Barry explains to Kirra the strange interdependent relationship the brothers share. Dr. Barry then explains Kirra's inevitable fate as vampire Barry's perfect mate. Kirra panics, and he strikes Dr. Barry down with a crucifix, conveniently placed on the desk and then runs.
Bacci, overseeing Madeira's interment, joins gravedigger Trevor Knight, who starts sucking Bacci's bone while Kirra happens upon them. As Knight gulps down Bacci's meat, the coffin lid opens, and Madeira joins in. Bacci takes both boys in his mouth as Knight and Madeira make out before the hot little Latino gets bent over his own coffin and fucked up the ass from the hung Knight. Madeira reclines on his coffin and, after some rather excellent cocksucking on his part, takes Bacci's load on his chest and subsequently mingles his own copious joy juice with that of Knight. Madeira opens the lid to his coffin, crawls in and entices Knight to join him. Knight does so but lets out a resounding scream as Madeira bites his neck and closes the lid.
Suddenly, vampire Barry has caught up with Kirra and carries him off to explain his sad side of the story. As he does this, Barry (we're not told if it's the vampire or the mad doctor) jacks a clumpy white load onto a mirror. As if forgetting his friend's death at the hands of the vampire, Kirra relents to his own desire and is carried up to a coffin, where he and vampire Barry engage in some of the best sex in the film. Barry tops Kirra bent over the coffin, and both men shoot their loads while lying inside of it.
Rod Barry's portrayal of a violently sexual nutjob should seriously earn him more than a few nomination nods this spring. His sexual performance is, of course, topnotch, complete with extremely abusive dirty talk, spitting and being spit on. All the guys are sweating in this movie! I'm surprised no one dropped from heat exhaustion! On a positive note, it does make the sex that much hotter (the sweat, not the unconscious porn star). There are a few minor gaps of plot at the end that left me unsatisfied (I was even given the script, and still, questions were not answered) and resulted in a slightly lower rating than I had initially thought the movie would get. But overall, the sex is incredibly hot, with amazing performances from the whole cast. Among some of the other standard DVD features, this film includes a behind-the-scenes featurette.
- Jack Moore