Director Steven LaButch's "Muscle Bear Motel" is a tale told through the eyes of Blake Nolan, a barrel-chested brute who takes up more than half the width of a queen-size bed. We only see the calves of the salty broad who leaves Blake behind in his motel room. She exits in a cloud of cigarette smoke, leaving Blake pissed off and alone. Licking his wounds, he decides ease the ache with gay porn looping on the motel television. With each passing scene, Blake gets more and more sexually agitated.
The opening of Blake's film is set in the dusty desert. After picking up Bo Ladd roadside, Christian Volt can barely keep it contained until he reaches the Motel. Who knows whether it was the snaking tats or the sly bit of exposed ballsac that got the motor running, but moments after bringing the SUV to a stop and checking in, these guys are naked and petting on the floral comforter. Their session starts out tender, getting progressively wilder as they search out each other's hot buttons. In many ways, Bo looks as though he's stepped right out of a Tom of Finland rendering. And the director immediately scores major points for putting Bo's furry rump right in the viewer's face while he blows Christian. LaButch obviously knows exactly what a muscle bear should look like, and both Bo and Christian exemplify the ideal, right down to their crew-cuts. Just because he's packed with muscle doesn't mean Bo lacks flexibility. When Christian drags him over to the edge of the bed, Bo grabs hold of the underside of one meaty leg to give his buddy better access. Bo lets his ass be used in a number of positions, but he's absolutely smokin' getting fucked on his back. When Christian makes him cum, you see just how white and creamy spunk can be sprayed against a fur backdrop. Bo soaks his own ample belly with the stuff.
Manu Maltes and Edu Boxer find each other in a strange backroom with boxes stacked to the ceiling. There's even a gloryhole drilled into a wooden partition, but given it's unfortunate placement, you need a bench to really make use of it. If looks could set the place on fire, Edu would quickly ignite and burn the place down. Manu eats him alive with his ferocious glare. He's got a head-start as he's already cruising the space without the benefit of pants, but once Edu gets the additional encouragement he needs, his duds are quickly tossed aside. Aside from a quick kiss, Edu makes his first real contact with Manu's prick. Manu wordlessly establishes control by standing two full feet above Edu, although Edu doesn't seem to mind being at a slight power disadvantage. Manu makes polite pirouettes of sorts, giving his cock, balls and asshole in constant rotation for Edu to worship with his tongue. It's not long before Edu gets a turn standing on the bench, and Manu adds some hot nipple-play into the mix. Edu shows his appreciation by spitting into Manu's open mouth. These guys enjoy a lot of slow and easy mutual masturbation, often keeping intense eye contact the entire time. They work that bench from every angle, and at the end of their session, Manu stands once more and unloads his batter into Edu's open, bearded maw. I can't ever get enough of oral cum-shots and didn't have to wait long before Manu squatted down to eat some Edu cum. This was one of the nastier loads I've seen, a goodly portion of it missing Manu's mouth entirely. Instead, his face is painted with several long ropes of goo that trail from hairline to jawline.
Even after opening his chute for Christian, Bo Ladd still hasn't had his fill. He has Christian drop him off at the very same gloryhole that Manu was working just moments before. He has a little bit of a wait until some fresh dick arrives, and decides to pass the time by pinching his own nips and curling his fingers through his ample fur. He does put on a quite a show while he waits, but fortunately, he doesn't have to wait long. An eager cock soon slides through the hole and Bo starts pawing and giving it his full attention. While he squats and services, the muscles in his ass pop to attention. Anyone tempted to confuse a chub with a muscle bear need only check out Bo Ladd's ample ass. Whoever's on the other side of the gloryhole knows how to tease, pulling his shaft all the way through the orifice until Bo's face was mashed trying to get to the goods. His reward for his oral ministrations is a mouth full of salty cum. This is gloryhole sex that smokes.
Edu and Manu manage to find one another again in a more conventional setting. Some might consider this stalking, but when Manu Maltes rips aside the shower curtain, revealing Edu in mid-scrub, Edu's response is welcoming. After a few well-placed gropes, they head to the bed and into a 69. Edu can't seem to keep his tongue and fingers out of Manu's ass. He's determined, even when Manu playfully changes positions. This is the kind of lovemaking where both guys want to do everything at once, so their cocksucking, rimming, kissing, stroking and rubbing is done in short, passionate spurts. Manu is an excellent bottom to Edu's top. It was only in mid-fuck that I realized how similar these guys look. They could easily be mistaken for brothers. I was hoping that they'd slurp up one another's loads again, but this time, all that luscious spunk ended up rubbed into Manu's matted chest hair.
At first, I couldn't tell if the final scene between Blake Nolan and Mick Powers was one of Blake's fantasies come to life. The poor guy's been stroking it alone thus far, and I was glad to see him finally get some. And if you're going to have a fantasy man in bed, burly Mick Powers is a great choice. He's got a beautiful ass with a perfect cherry hole in the center, all of which is displayed beautiful when he crawls atop Blake and they 69. He also may be the most verbal bottom throughout, making a fuss while he rides Blake's dick, using the headboard as an anchor. But it was his breathy, orgasmic cries that put me over the top.
DVD features: Chapters; deleted scene; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).