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Distributor | Released | Length |
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The French Connection Tom Bradford Presents |
2007 | 143 |
Description source: promotional material
The first in a carnal trilogy! No story, no set up. Just ten incredible men meeting in stylized and slightly surreal locations to suck and fuck with abandon. Tom's Men is sex on an epic scale as only Tom Bradford can present it!
Somewhere in Hungary, on an army base ringed with rusty chain link fence and coiled razor wire, Eric Flower pulls blond Daniel Nicolaus close as they lock lips, uniforms half off and muscles twitching. It doesn’t take long for Roberto Giorgio to insert himself between the two, go to his knees and worship their large uncut cocks. After an acrobatic display of oral skill with Roberto hanging from fences, asses are spread for some deep rimming and then Roberto is bent over and pounded by Eric while Daniel blows him. Next Roberto splays himself upon a discarded uniform on the grimy metal deck so Daniel can plow him. Roberto fucks Eric, then Daniel (who keeps his camouflage boots on though it all!). Eric has his turn at Daniel’s tight ass and then they both shoot all over Robert’s perfect torso as he lies on a barrel shooting his own load.
Norbert Somlay (a fan favorite returning from CAGED MEN) is a square-jawed, massive tower of hairy muscle. He wanders through a graffiti covered hall that ends in a dank basement. He leans against a wooden rail, lights up a smoke and unleashes from his jeans the most impossibly fat uncut cock in porn! Enter Tamas Esterhazy, a toned and tattooed guy with dark eyes and a face too pretty for the leather harness he wears. He licks tentatively at Norbert’s poll before shoving an impressive portion down his throat. After a bit, Norbert tosses his cigar aside, but not before using the smoke from his cigar to tease Tamas, then he grabs Tamas’ head with both hands and fucks his throat. Sam Ballack, bald and built, arrives and gives Tamas another cock to satisfy before getting on his knees and taking both Norbert and Tamas’ surprisingly long piece into his own hungry mouth. They take turns rimming each other before Tamas hops up onto a table and lets Sam fuck his ass. Now Tamas, leather harness still on, bends over and finally gets Norbert’s dong up his ass. Sam fucks Norbert next and then Tamas does Sam on the stairs as Norbert slaps Sam’s face with his cock. Tamas shoots all over Sam’s back and then Norbert all over Sam’s chest before he turns around and cums on Tamas.
Jason Carrigan descends into the depths of an abandoned winery and finds Ivan Cseska perched atop a wine vat. Both in jeans and leather, their embrace is more of a collision as they pound and lick each others’ thick pecs. When Ivan’s already erect cock is unleashed from his jeans, Jason seems mesmerized by it as he goes to his knees to suck and lick Ivan’s shaft and balls. Adam Gervay (cover model from CAGED MEN) is watching, suspended over the action in a battered cage. He unleashes his long cock and Ivan gladly sucks it. They change positions and all three are rimmed while lying on boards across wine vats. Jason cums and leaves. Ivan fucks a howling Adam in several positions. Boots still on, Adam bends Ivan over and pushes his long cock in deep, pulling it out and slamming it back in as Ivan moans. Adam lies back and jerks off as Ivan shoots thick streams of cum all over him.
Jeremy Shelton meets Eric Flower in a sort of post-apocalyptic disco. They devour each others’ hard cocks before Eric braces himself against a rail and Jeremy fucks him from behind. Tamas Esterhazy and Sam Ballack join them, Tamas pairing off with Jeremy and Sam with Eric for some serious deep throating. They trade off and then begin to fuck with Eric topping Sam and Jeremy topping Tamas as the camera swoops around them. The scene finishes off with Sam lying back while the other three gather round and cover him in hot cum.
First of all, the Emperor has no idea to what this movie's title refers. At first we thought it might be some kind of sexual craving. But in that case, it should be titled "The Craving," shouldn't it? The thought occurred to us here in the palace that, given the film's Hungarian origins, it could be a misspelling of "The Cave." We've certainly seen worse mis-translations than that in our day. But that option seems unlikely, too. You know, there's something vaguely ominous about the title -- it sounds like a horror film. Remember "The Omen"? "The Others"? Now, "The Crave"! So just for our peace of mind, we'll pretend it's the name of the vast, industrial-looking nightclub that is the setting for director Bradford's Hungarian hijinks.
"The Crave" is all-sex. There's no plot whatsoever -- just hunks grappling in dimly-lit rooms (kind of like professional wrestling). We start right in the middle of the action with that Czech slab of beef Eric Flower making out with lithe Daniel Nicolaus (sporting fashionable blond tips on his spiky hair) inside a sort of cage topped by fake razor wire. They're dressed in fatigue pants, like others in this movie, just to add to that P.O.W. ambience (we guess). They're joined by the always hot and muscular Roberto Giorgio, who turns out to be the shortest of the three. Daniel is a giant, towering even over big Eric. After much sucking and smooching, they're all stripped down and ready to fuck. First Eric and big-dicked Daniel fuck Roberto, then Roberto jackhammers into Eric's beefy ass, followed by his fucking of an ecstatic Daniel. Eric and Daniel shoot modest loads onto Roberto, and he has a big, splattering climax.
Elsewhere in this roughhewn sex club, the Emperor's favorite subject, Norbert Somlay (better known as Ted Colunga) is affectedly smoking a brown cheroot. He's shirtless, and his always unpredictable body hair is clipped for this movie. He actually looks as though he's really in a sex club, what with his tight jeans, black tank, and enormous bulge in his pants. Of course, the fine press on the jeans and the tall platforms on the square-toed shoes kind of give it away. His huge salami looks great in denim, and he quickly reveals it so that Tamas Esterhazy (who is creeping up from one side) is drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Norb continues a sneering expression as Tamas looks wistfully at that giant cock. Finally, he grabs the skinny bearded Tamas' harness to pull him down to get started. Not that Tamas can really engulf it all, being that good ol' Norb has one of the biggest pieces in the business. Rugged bald bodybuilder Sam Ballack soon shows up to join in. All three take turns sucking in various configurations, everybody gets rimmed (primarily Sam, whose smooth, taut, pink asshole looks especially ripe for action), then the fucking begins with Tamas bottoming for Sam. Sam's occasional English comments ("You like it?") are a bit jarring, if seemingly sincere. Norb takes over for a while, and then lies back for Sam to fuck his hairy hole while he sucks Tamas. We conclude with Tamas pounding Sam's round muscle ass. Tamas jerks his long cock to a big spurting orgasm, Norb shoots his typical tiny load on Sam's shoulder, and Sam squirts onto Tamas.
This is one of the biggest sex clubs ever, although sparsely populated. In yet another room (which looks like a converted pizza kitchen) cute young Jason Carrigan (who reminds us a little of a smooth Troy Punk) strides right up to long-time porn stud Ivan Cseska and starts making out. After lots of kissing and nipple-chewing, he makes his way to Ivan's average dick, which he enthusiastically sucks. Once again, an interloper appears on a platform above the pair. This one is young, long-dicked cutie-pie Adam Gervay, who has the kind of youthful good looks you'd expect in Bel Ami. Ivan works his dick while Jason works Ivan's, then Adam descends to move things into high gear. Ivan and Jason get rimmed, then while Adam is taking long, up-and-down licks on Ivan's hole, Jason comes prematurely and departs. Surprisingly, it's trade-y looking Adam who bottoms first, taking Ivan sideways and missionary before turning the tables and jackhammering Ivan doggy. We suppose that did the trick, because Ivan has a huge ejaculation all over Adam's leg, then Adam dribbles his over his hand.
Eric Flower then reappears to meet up with Jeremy Shelton by some funky stairways partly wrapped in aluminum foil. We're not kidding. They devour each other's bodies before sucking, and Jeremy's extensive blowing of Eric is rewarded with a piece of his very beefy butt. Slim young Jeremy piston-fucks him standing up while Eric holds on to the goofy staircase. Eric knows some English, too: "Fuck!" and "Oh, yeah!" He must have learned that in porn school. As they take a break from the fucking, Tamas and Sam show up again. We guess Norb just wasn't enough to satisfy them (although we find that hard to believe). The newcomers slurp away at length (so to speak) on Eric and Jeremy's cocks, then Jeremy resumes his piston-fucking with Tamas, while our two muscle gods do it on a convenient nearby black cube. Eric tops this time, really laying into Sam, who encourages him -- in English. He knows how to say "yeah," too. Everybody eventually comes on smooth Sam, as he begs them with a Dracula accent, "Give me your cum!" And that's the end of volume one (of a projected three).
The action throughout is characterized by Bradford's typical frenzied action. Everyone seems very horny and totally into each other. The sex scenes in Bradford's movies always seem less planned and staged than in most porn, particularly by his European colleagues. Guys kiss and lick everywhere; models always use their hands, feeling each other's bodies. We find this to be a realistic touch that few others seem to take advantage of. One can hardly imagine actually having sex with Norbert Somlay and not grabbing and groping his beautiful, hairy pecs and asscheeks, and feeling up his beefy arms; but too often, that's the way it's filmed. Lighting is excellent -- good enough to see everything, but not like an operating room. You can decide for yourself about the sets. They do look like a sex club, at least.
DVD features: Chapters; behind-the-scenes footage (director Bradford in action demonstrating for the men exactly what he wants from them; Eric's presence makes things complicated, since he's Czech and they have to have a female translator who is translating only into English for him; we guess his English is better than we thought); galleries; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor