I'll make no secret of that fact that I think tattoos on the right guy are a big turn-on. I know I'm not the only one, and so does director Joe Budai, who has chosen to give ink fans a treat with "Tattooed Tools." Actually, not all of the guys are tattooed, and the tattoos aren't used in any sort of special fashion, but the title helps draw one to the intricacies of the body art while enjoying the super sex of these Eastern European pros.
Slightly bearded Ewan Rochelle and lover Tomi, a toned short-haired sort, slumber in bed until Tomi needs to use the powder room and slips away. He's horny when he returns to Ewan, so wakes him up with gentle touching and kissing. Ewan sports the ink here, on one of his shoulders, and it's he who gets blown first. Tomi starts off by tickling the foreskin and then goes deeper for some inches. His facile blowjob is met by one from Ewan when they 69 and then Ewan, now fully awake, gets to hammer his cock into Tomi. Tomi's ass is solid and he's into getting fucked, so Ewan makes it fun, kissing his bottom and working with flair. A sort of sideways fuck is good and frisky, Tomi completely in line with Ewan's sense of determination. Tomi then sits on Ewan's dick and lets Ewan slash upwards into him before taking a giant spray from Ewan to his chest. Tomi's cum-shot isn't big, but he licks it all up and seems to really love the taste. After sex, things are reversed. Ewan dresses to go out while Tomi is left in the bed completely zonked out.
From the comforts of a bedroom to the dark sex-drenched atmosphere of a bar we go. Gyrating wildly on a pole is luscious toned Jack Wright, ogled by Tavish Szabad, a somewhat nerdy fellow facially, and Geoffrey Garcia, a boyish brunet. Jack trots out all the moves a good pole-dancer should have, tattooed on his arms and definitely putting on a show for his admirers, especially when he gets completely naked and reveals a curved horse cock that can probably be seen from across the street. He's not shy about offering it to Tavish and Geoffrey, who first kiss him and then work their way down his chest to the grand piece. Tavish wins the race, but Geoffrey isn't far behind and there is so much cock to go around that they can alternate easily until Tavish, colored on his chest, and Geoffrey stand up to mack while Jack sucks them. A superb rimming chain is next, with Jack's hairy hole getting a warm licking from Geoffrey, his deep hole poked at orally by Tavish. With a bit of spit for lube, Geoffrey slides his cock into Tavish, the latter getting some extra time to suck Jack's truly wondrous pecker. The fuck has its awkward moments, but when Geoffrey really gets his footing, he can pound pretty hard. Tavish, still with Jack in his mouth, bounces on Geoffrey, his own hefty dick flapping around as he manages the other two. Jack finally gets to fuck (with a cock like that, it's a waste not to), roaring into Tavish, who softly moans as he sucks Geoffrey. Jack even sucks on his bottom's toes to make it friendlier, but his brutal dick is trying to push into Tavish mightily. Jack pulls out and spits a shot on Tavish's thigh. Tavish goes next, and then Geoffrey suddenly pulls out of Tavish's mouth to dot Tavish's lavish tattoo with cum.
While all of that was going on, other patrons were also making whoopee. Before leaving the bar to hit the can, Claudio Antonelli had made sure to catch beefy Joshua Rodgers' eye, and the latter followed him. Claudio, one of Hungary's best, is also one of Hungary's most tattooed, giving any ink fetishist a grand canvas for drooling. Claudio dives onto Joshua's dick to suck fervently, even when Joshua is face-fucking him. Claudio is a bit of a tease too, waiting until Joshua is most into the warmth of his mouth to pull off and just lick around the foreskin. Chiseled Claudio is then given a chance to rest while Joshua blows him, and Joshua has learned from the master, doing both deep work and tickling foreskin biting, which has Claudio braying in pleasure. Joshua is just plain lucky to be able to rim Claudio, who sports a muscular butt that begs to be filled. A few fingers prove it's ready to be invaded, and Joshua really gives it to him. His sheer strength makes this a big fuck, but since Claudio is such an ace bottom, Joshua can really go wild with him. There's a welcome hint of nastiness with these two. Claudio rides Joshua like a champ before Joshua cums on Claudio's shoulder and Claudio himself finishes.
Near the end of the three-way, hairy beefcake Fred Fele pulls out his dick and starts stroking just watching, which encourages shaved-headed buff Buck Monroe to brazenly clomp over and take it into his mouth. They move over to the bar, where Buck continues his deep-throat of Fred's thick piece. These are two very manly men, and Buck wins, hands down, the best sucker of the video award. Bartender Marco Campbell, a gorgeous man with ink spread over his arm and back, invites himself to join, undressing as he jumps on the bar so that his hard cock is ready for Fred to suck. Marco is able to push Buck's head down deep into Fred's crotch, but he would have had no problem doing that himself. It just adds a note of raunch that is very welcome. This trio also gets an ass-munch chain, with Marco in Buck in Fred. Once again, Buck is unstoppable, upstaging his co-stars with full-tilt energy. Pretty-boy Marco gets to fuck Buck's hairy ass, and does so with unstoppable fury, while Buck blows Fred, something he clearly adores. Marco scrunches up his face and just slams at Buck with all he's got. Fred, so hunky with his sprawling chest of clipped hair, barely has Buck off his cock orally, even when Buck is bounding on Marco. Finally, Fred gets to fuck Buck. This massive he-man just looks like a raging topman, and he is. Buck certainly doesn't complain, especially not with Marco's dick in his mouth. Since Buck's ass is so welcoming, it fits in Fred's dick completely and allows Fred to open up with fervent speed. Hardworking Buck is rewarded with cum-shots from his tops on his chest before finishing off himself.
Ewan returns home, with Albert Jara in tow. Square-jawed Albert, with great arms and leg muscles, is pleased with the room he'll be staying in, because it has a hot tub. Said room also has a window through which Antonio Martinelli, a handsome strapping guy with spikey hair, can watch. Albert invites him in eagerly and they grab for each other a bit before Albert sucks Antonio. Albert wants to use a sensual style, but Antonio just wants pure sucking, so he forces Albert as far down the cock as he can go. Antonio returns the blowjob, a bit skittish, but Albert remains excited. He them buries his face in Antonio's ass, which has a large tuft of hair right at the hole. After the brief rimming, it's Albert who gets fucked, standing up in the water so Antonio can go at him with such speed that his cock keeps falling out of Albert's ass. To combat that, Albert rides Antonio and the dick never leaves his hole in this position. Their excellent chemistry helps this position to be their best. Antonio takes Albert missionary on the side of the hot tub and then plugs Albert with the latter upside down. Antonio imperiously stands over Albert to jack off, but it's Albert who shoots first.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue