The guys in “Up My Arse and In My Face” could all use some sun, but I guess when you are too busy sexing each other up in Britain, there’s little time to catch some of the precious few rays to be found. Just the same, the boys all seem happiest fucking, so this very simple movie lets them to only that.
Mucking about outside are Will Forbes, a good looking guy with brownish hair, and his mate Sam Storm, a very thin shorter-haired guy. After moving a barbeque, they start making out, with Will groping at Sam’s ass as though it’s the last one he’ll ever touch. Will blows Sam, who isn’t registering too much excitement, or even a full hardon. Will strips down to reveal a much tighter and worked out body, controlling both his dick and Sam’s head as he has Sam deep throat him. They 69 on the grass, with Will still the workhorse of the pair. Sam rims Will, but it’s not shown close up at all. With spit as lube, Will fucks Sam, still the scene’s better player. He’s an excitable type, but Sam doesn’t try very hard to play along. Will does do Sam in a variety of position and Sam even gets to ride his top, but things are best when Will is at his most punishing. They fuck for quite a while until Sam cums on Will’s stomach and ten Will unloads in Sam’s mouth.
We find Jesse Leighton, sporting a mass of sculpted colored hair, making out in bed with Timmy Slater, a more conventional cutie. Both boys have nice frames and belly piercings, and both take time to lick at each other’s cock through their undies, though Jesse finally goes down on Timmy’s uncut big one heartily enough, causing Timmy to soon do the same. Neither is much of a wowing sucker, though Jesse definitely works a bit harder. Some 69 work lets Timmy munch of Jesse’s ass and then Jesse returns the favor with Timmy’s legs pinned behind his ears. However, it’s Timmy who tops Jesse, bending him over for a doggie workout, though playing it too nicely. With a dick that size, he should be livelier. An upside-down skewering of Jesse is their best position, notable most for its creativity. Jesse gives a ride some much-needed power, but he rarely tries to take all of Timmy’s hefty piece. Jesse has a magnificent spray right across Timmy’s face and then Timmy cums right near Jesse’s ass hole.
Dark-haired James Allen is rather routinely vacuuming when into the room prances super blond John Gadsby, seemingly trying to go for an Albino look and wearing nothing but what seems to be a washcloth around his waist. John is horned up and wants James to stop cleaning, but on he goes, even running the vacuum between John’s legs as the latter stands against the wall showing off a hardon. James finally gives in and the two start kissing, though the focus is wisely on James’ delicious ass popping out of his pants. James deep throats John’s fat but not too-hard dick with a head snapping style and then stuffs his face into John’s ass to lick it. Then it’s John’s turn to blow James before they head into a comfy 69. John sits himself on James’ cock and rides, although sometimes James works up into him from below. Their chemistry sags once the fucking starts, especially since James keeps his eyes closed too much. He does get to pummel John in a variety of more active positions as well. James pulls out to drop his jism on John’s tongue before John has a tiny cum shot.
Timmy Slater returns to work, this time paired with pony tail-sporting Damian Duke. Handsome Damian looks quite pleased as Timmy helps him get hard by using his mouth. Timmy then turns to Damian’s ass, spitting inside and chasing it with his tongue, but the camera never gets close enough to show off what’s really happening at the hole. It’s obvious that Timmy has a very probing tongue. All of this somehow got Timmy hard, so with Damian already on all fours on a chair, Timmy rams his cock inside Damian, who is still wearing a shirt and tie. Damian doesn’t seem totally comfortable with Timmy’s giant penis, but Timmy is fairly relentless in ramming it in and out quickly. Damian then deep throats Timmy, a highlight in a movie of fairly wan suckers. The fucking restarts with Damian riding Timmy, but only about halfway down the dick. He has a tight hole and no one seems to have any lube. Damian rims Timmy, but then seats himself again on Timmy’s cock for more bouncing. Damian pulls off to cum on Timmy’s tummy and then takes a position on the carpet so Timmy can drop a load onto his face.
DVD features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
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