The directors of "Kennel Master" are Buff and Wilde, which couldn't be more appropriate. "Kennel Master" is Titan depravity at its best. It takes only three scenes for six men to act out sublime master-slave fantasies, always managing to combine the darker side of porn with absolute sexiness. As rough as the tops are on their bottoms, the bottoms certainly seem to enjoy it, which guarantees the success of the movie.
The film starts with Tony Buff looking mighty authoritative, sitting on a stool when Steven Daigle arrives. He is told to strip down to just his boots. Bearded hunk Steven then goes through the process of becoming Tony's dog. He puts on kneepads, then tape around his fists so they can be more easily fitted with gloves approximating paws. Tony, with his Mohawk and muscles looking as sexy and dangerous as possible, even scratches Steven's head like one would a pup. After fingering Steven's smooth hole, Tony caps off the dog look by inserting a buttplug tail that Steven can wag. By the time they get around to the dog mask, Steven is so into his character he's literally bouncing around with the pride of a dog having pleased his master. He's then caged and forgotten about until later.
Into the dungeon come two smiling slabs of beefcake. Tanned and shaved Tony Vega reclines on a hanging bench and rugged hairy Dirk Caber rims him. Tony has a great ass and Dirk clearly enjoys it. With graceful thrusts, Dirk fucks Tony silly, his meaty cock easily sailing in and out with ease. When Tony is fucked on his stomach, it's even better, because the view of his ass is sublime as Dirk invades it. Dirk pulls out to cum up Tony's back.
But they aren't done yet. In fact, their scene has just begun. "Are you ready for this?" Dirk asks Tony, who most definitely is. Dirk puts a blindfold on Tony, binds his hands behind his neck and then ties his feet to the table. What happens next may be the best part of the movie. Instead of going right for something hardcore and nasty, Dirk sweetly kisses Tony and lightly tickles him, causing both to laugh, which delights Dirk. The purpose is to build chemistry and trust so that Tony can remain bound and blindfolded, letting Dirk turn out a series of surprises. Dirk puts clamps on Tony's nipples and then gets Tony's uncut cock hard. With Tony thanking him, Dirk shaves Tony's pubes. Tony is so relaxed, which can't be easy when someone has a razor that close to your dick and balls! After all that pleasure has to come a little pain, so Dirk drips hot wax on Tony's chest. Tony whimpers, but begs for more. Dirk drips it very close to Tony's cock, but Tony continues to trust him, especially since he always remembers to kiss his boytoy a few times now and then. Covered in wax, Tony is then coated in Dirk's piss, cooling down the wax. For a last tease, Dirk sucks and jacks off Tony.
The next dog is Tristan Phoenix, fitted with a hood by the incredibly hunky Sami Damo. Hairy Sami then bends Tristan over to get a look at his ass, fingering it with two fingers to find that it's most definitely waiting for his use. Sami rams a silver buttplug into Tristan's ass and leaves it in there. Sami then reveals his gorgeous hard cock and face-fucks Tristan with it. Sami's hip grinding action is so fucking hot! Tristan deep-throats Sami continuously until Sami pulls out his dick and pisses all over Tristan's face and smooth chest. Sami has so much urine it might as well be a rain storm. Then right back into Tristan's mouth goes his cock. Once Sami is fully hard again, he can fuck the stuffing out of Tristan. Now that hip gyrating really comes in handy as he digs deep into Tristan with a needy penetrating pound. Midway through the fuck, Sami takes off Tristan's mask (which is good, because Tristan is too handsome to be masked the whole time) and fucks him missionary. Sami does not hold back for a moment, stretching Tristan wide with his domineering speedy slamming. He pulls out to piss all over Tristan again and then it's time for them to cum.
Steven wags his whole body with anticipation as Tony comes to let him out of his cage. What follows next has to be a first in porn. Tony and Steven actually perform a training class. They walk, turn, heed commands, all of it. Class over, the two remain in character (often hilariously so) as Tony gives Steven a bone to play with. Steven even remembers to pant. Tony rewards Steven with, you guessed it, a real bone, in the form of his hard cock. Sucking dick was not part of the earlier training class, so Steven must know that skill all on his own, because he gives Tony's giant cock a sublime sucking. It's playful (as a pup), but also technically wowing, considering the amount Steven can take. All the while, Tony scratches Steven's head and calls him a "good boy" for pleasing his cock so well. The deep-throating is a marathon of mouth-stretching ability. Since the beginning of the movie, Steven has had that tail buttplug in his ass and Tony finally removes it. He then has Steven rip open a condom package (the cutest touch of all) so Tony can fuck him. Even after the buttplug, Steven has still tight, so Tony has to work hard to get fully inside him, but he does it, with Steven looking over his shoulder. He even backs up on Tony to get more to fit. It's somewhat strange that this fuck is the least exciting in the flick, but it's only because Tony is so damn hung. The chemistry between the guys is magnificent and Steven definitely wants every last inch of Tony, but the laws of physics complicate that. When Tony gets Steven to cum, he traps the spunk in a bottle, scoops that into a syringe and inserts Steven's cum into his own ass. Tony finishes by creaming on Steven's asscheek.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; interviews; trailers ("BFF," "Filthy Fuckers," "Anal Assaults," "Abuse of Power," "Bound and Beaten," "Fist and Piss" and "Shock Treatment"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***