It must be the new wave: Instead of "inter-racial" videos, we now have "inter-national" videos. This happens when studios are able to scrape up the cash to fly guys in from the Czech Republic or Hungary and mate them with American boys. We can just imagine what it must be like for those Czech men in West Hollywood for the first time.
"Czech Point" has a cute little military theme. Chris Steele is the mean old sergeant who rules his troops from a funny office with a tacky plaid couch. Two Czech officers have come to visit on some kind of exchange program. Chris and Corporal Geoff Ashton greet Ales Hanak and Pavel Novotny with open arms -- so to speak. As the Czech soldiers discuss how cute Chris and Geoff are, their translator (Jan Novak) offers much-edited versions to their listeners. We were quite amused. Chris soon dismisses everyone so that he can check out Pavel's "physical development." (All in the name of wartime readiness, of course.)
Pavel's physical development is quite evident even in his clothes. He's beautiful: a virtually perfect physique (just short of bodybuilder), smooth and lean, with a GQ face and gorgeous eyes. He's probably the finest of the whole batch of Czech boys who've cropped up recently. The Czech army must recruit on the fashion runways of Paris and Milan.
After they disrobe each other, Chris gives Pavel a nice American blowjob. This is the best part of the scene -- watching hunky, hairy, muscular Chris with his mouth crammed with Pavel's huge dick (oh yes -- did we forget to mention that monstrous member? Pavel has everything). Chris also enjoys eating Pavel's ass, before both do a little 69 right on the desk. Suddenly Chris is fucking Pavel as he lies on the desk, something of a pleasant surprise considering Pavel is likely straight trade. The fucking is rather mild; more along the lines of what Pavel is probably used to in those Czech vids. Seeing this big stud bottoming is quite a sight, nevertheless. After some sideways fucking, Chris comes on Pavel's ass, and Pavel shoots a spectacular load, one of the best in recent memory (we TOLD you he had everything).
As Ales Hanak and Geoff, translator in tow, tour the base they stumble upon Michael Brandon bitching about his truck-loading duty to fed-up co-worker Nick Savage. Nick challenges Michael to arm-wrestle, evidently to try to shut him up. Michael is the unlikely victor as Ales and Geoff follow suit with their own little arm wrestling face-off. As soon as they leave, Michael and Nick start a LONG wrestling match in the back of the truck, which of course means clothes gradually come off. Michael is long and lean, and Nick is a stunning brunet with a striking, muscular body. Michael shows his macho superiority by forcing Nick to suck him. Michael is the classic "grower." His dick looks perfectly adequate soft, but hard it's just mammoth, easily the biggest in the video. And it looks great shuttling in and out of Nick's handsome mouth.
Suddenly Nick is sitting on it, and enjoying it thoroughly as he gives us a great view of his muscles in action. Michael fucks nice and deep; Nick gets it cowboy, doggy-style, and sideways. This is the best anal action in the movie. Handsome Nick shoots while being fucked, and Michael follows suit.
The next day Chris and his Czech comrades are supervising a group of soldiers doing calisthenics. Chris berates the men, singling out Thomas Lloyd for special attention and ordering him to lose his scraggly beard. Geoff and Ales demonstrate proper push-up form (NOT push-up bras!). Ales shows off by doing his push-ups one-handed. Chris concludes by warning his men, "Between now and tomorrow I expect a lot of improvement. I don't know how you're going to do it, but by tomorrow afternoon you better all improve." Let's hear it for vague and redundant D.I.s!
Steve Harper and Thomas Lloyd are in their room after this dressing-down. They seem to have taken it pretty literally, since their clothes soon come off after confessing they're hot for each other. (Thomas proves he's a dutiful soldier; he's shaved off his beard.) Tall Thomas has clipped chest and body hair. He and Steve trade blowjobs, then are surprised by Sergeant Chris. When he yells "Ten-hut!" their dicks are at attention, too. After servicing sarge's meat, Thomas sucks Steve while Chris eats his ass. After reaming Steve well with his fingers, Chris fucks him while Chris moans. Endlessly. Monotonously. Even with his mouth full of Thomas's dick.
Thomas takes a turn fucking, and Steve eats Chris's muscular, hairy ass. We need to see more of Chris's fine butt. It looks especially good here as he keeps a raging hardon throughout and his muscular legs are tensed and visible. Thomas then switches ends again as Chris gives Steve's ass a good pounding, much more thorough than he gave Pavel. Steve comes, then Thomas -- who shoots a nice big load all over Steve -- with Chris bringing up the rear. So to speak.
Ales and Geoff have been caught in the rain, and they look exceptionally fine in their wet T-shirts as they enter the convenient shelter of a big tent. Off come the wet clothes, and Geoff offers Ales a blanket to warm up in. In a friendly gesture of international diplomacy, Ales wraps the blanket around the two of them. Since they've been flirting with each other all day, kissing starts immediately, and suddenly they're not longer wet OR cold as the blanket slips away.
Geoff is short, but has a beautifully muscled, chiseled physique and handsome face. Ales you may recognize from his appearances in many recent Wim Hof productions. He's a tall, muscular, blondish jock with an uncut dick. This scene is the only one with any significant kissing, which soon turns to Geoff sucking Ales's ample wiener. Ales responds with a half-hearted Czech-style suck, then fucks Geoff on his back. We get lots of nice shots of Geoff's mostly-hard dick and his nice body as Ales fucks him. Ales fucks nice and deep (American style!), and does him sideways and doggy style. Geoff shoots, and Ales comes all over Geoff's hard-muscled back.
Our story concludes as Geoff, Chris and the two Czechs disrobe in the office with the plaid couch, suggesting that this particular military exchange may involve a lot of fluid exchange.
This is a well-above-average product from the perennial pornster John Travis. It has all the hallmarks of his reliable productions: good lighting and sound, hunky men, and fairly straightforward, sanitized sex. While the sex isn't particularly down and dirty, the cast is truly outstanding. Chris puts in a good effort playing the sergeant (he has most of the lines), and the translator gimmick was funny. At one point Ales utters a veritable soliloquy in Czech, which Jan translates as, "Yes." Hoo-ha!
Now, what can be the sequel? "Czech is in the Male?" No, we think that's been done. "Counter Czech?" "Czech-ered Past?" "Czech It Out?"
No, we know: "Testing ... Czech, Czech, Czech."
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor
Czech it out! Czechoslovakian dreamboats Ales Hanak and Paval Novotny alone would make this feature worth watching. Without speaking English, they manage to comingle comfortably with the U.S. Army officers they are visiting. Lovely butts and peckers abound from start to finish, amplified through interesting pairings.
The opening scene has the army corporal (Geoff Ashton) notifying the sarge (Chris Steele) that the visiting Czechs have arrived. The squad is brought together to meet the "Resistance Specialists" they will be training for technique. Dick-diving techniques, from the looks of it.
When the specialists speak in their native Czechoslovakian tongue, it is subtitled for us in English. They are accompanied by a translator (unidentified), who politely informs those gathered of what is being said. Well, most of it anyway. The translator conveniently leaves out the Czech's sexual references, which becomes a bit of a running gag throughout the feature. When Novotny says, "the Corporal is really cute, I want him" it is translated into "he looks forward to training with you, Corporal."
The Sarge promises to "work these Czechs hard." It doesn't take much. Novotny is requested, via translator, to strip so that Steele can "assess the degree of physical development he needs to aim for." This, loosely translated, becomes "the Sarge wants you to strip so he can check out your ass." The translator is dismissed as Novotny begins to strip. The anticipation builds. The music begins. The shirt comes off... nice. Then the pants... very nice. Then Steele assists him in sliding down his skivvies... very, very nice. Fans of enormous, perfectly shaped, uncut cocks will like Novotny very much. Novotny then begins stripping down Steele. Unlike the already hard Steele, Novotny remains flaccid, but lovely. His cock is a work of art. Not one to waste time, Sargent Steele places Novotny's butt down on the desk, folds back his long, lovely legs and begins eating some beautiful ass. It's a rim job deluxe. Novotny's snake begins to waken as his hole is tongue-bathed. We flash repeatedly from his tasty ass to his striking face (an excellent touch of direction/camera work). He is in ecstasy as his hole is explored by Steele's tongue. His crystal blue eyes open and close dreamily. He is cradled forward and now displays his fully aroused cock. My word. Steele works to fit it in his mouth. Novotny mutters something in Czech. What exactly, we don't know. Most likely he is saying, "Ooh, yeah, that's it. Suck that cock. You know you want it." Or what ever the Czech equivalent of such sentiment would be. Novotny's cock is of such wide girth that it actually throws off the overall proportions at times. Only when we close-up on Steele's mouth stretched tightly around Novotny's meat pole do we get a feel (oh, please!) for the size of this monster. Steele, who's no slouch in the sausage department, is a bit dwarfed in comparison. Still, Steele sucks away fervently as Novotny makes his little Czech noises. They 69 awhile. We, the audience, are just hoping that Novotny does some serious fucking with that big dick of his. Alas, he bottoms for Steele instead. He gets his butt stuffed nicely. His powerhouse shrinks in response to the total anal exhilaration. As Steele pulls out of Novatny's freshly fucked ass, we catch the slightest glimpse of the gaping rosebud. Steele douses it and the balls of his strapping foreign visitor. But when Novotny gushes, stand back. You'll rewind and review, just like me. He sprays like a randy youth that has just discovered the joys of masturbation. Multiple cameras capture the essence of the huge load. Thanks to the language barrier, there is no foolish post-sex dialogue present here. They simply finish by looking at each other, satiated and satisfied.
Elsewhere on base, an arguing pair of privates (Nick Savage & Michael Brandon) settle their differences by wrestling each other into a naked state. Then the privates decide to check out each other's, well, privates. As the instigator of the argument, Savage gets even by deftly pounding Brandon's rump with his long dong. End of argument.
Next we have the requisite "story development scenes" (read "filler"); squads doing jumping jacks, push-ups and the like. This lasts precisely the amount of time that it takes to take a leak (with hand washing), grab a beer from the fridge and light a fresh smoke.
Enter now another quonset hut, where Thomas Lloyd and Steve Harper are having a "non-versation." Something about Harper suspecting that Lloyd has been looking at his butt in the showers (is this a bad thing?). They strip down and begin to fuck around. The Sarge walks in on them, and blah, blah, blah. Three-way action of the standard-issue variety. The scene would have been better left tête-à-tête; sometimes three really is a crowd. At this point, we're just wondering where that other sizzling Czech, Hanak, and the corporal have gone.
Hanak and corporal Ashton reappear, entering a tent, drenching wet from the rain. After stripping off those pesky wet clothes, they huddle together beneath a shared blanket. They embrace, kissing. Then Ashton forgets himself and hungrily gobbles on Hanak's pecker. Hanak seems to understand the need. While Hanak is an unquestionable hunk, his lovely tool pales in comparison to that of his countrymate's phone pole, which we savored in scene one. Hanak's a looker, all the same. His full lips and cleft chin bespeak the load of Czech virility harboring in his shaved nut sac. Without benefit of either getting rimmed (a waste of two hot asses, really), we cut to Hanak harpooning Ashton's toney butt hole. We watch from above, below, sideways. Watch as the Czech Republic meats America. They make lovely allies.
And there you have it. A bevy of buffed bods doing what they do best. Czech it out soon; you won't be disappointed.
- Burny Edmonds