The folks behind this new line of chicken videos from Canadian director Conor Murphy have happened upon a couple of genuine stars-in-the-making: Ryan MacAllen and Justin Small. Both were paired together in the enjoyably cheesy flick, Male Call. This time around, MacAllen again has top billing, while Small appears in one scene. Honestly, I wanted to like this video more than I did. All of the hungry little studlets are pale, slender and cute as the dickens, but the first pairing is badly edited. Small doesn't fuck in his scene (and he has an enormous cock), and more guys than should be allowed aren't able to pull a decent woody. The sex is just okay, but pleasure can certainly be derived from eyeballing these cuties, especially MacAllen, whose floppy haired retro style wouldn't be out of place in a Mentos commercial.
The basic plot revolves around a party that MacAllen nearly missed because he fell asleep fishing. Oh, and although MacAllen drives a Lincoln Continental and lives in modern times, he fishes with a piece of string tied to a stick. Apparently the budget for these videos is so low that not only are these guys unable to eat a decent meal, apparently they can't afford a real fishing rod either. Before he falls asleep, though, his buddy, Jason Love, heads home to spank his monkey before the party and pops in a porn video. While Carl plows Vito Marchelli onscreen, Jason beats off. This scene's editing is annoyingly off balance and rough. Carl has some intensity, though. Jason epitomizes the skateboard punk but with an appealing prettiness, and his J/O is all right.
Anyway, MacAllen eventually wakes up and rushes to the party to find everyone already in the bedrooms fooling around. Justin Small and Fabritzio suck each other off and generate some real heat, but they don't fuck at all. Argh! What a cock on that kid, though. Anyway, Fabritzio has a decent orgasm, but Small obviously was having a hard time of it and provides a couple of measly dribbles. Carl turns up in another bedroom in a threesome with Patrick and Matthew Thomas. Again, their encounter could have used some choreography and better editing. The cum shots are better, there's plenty of sucking, and they're all fresh and cute. MacAllen finally gets some action in the final scene with Maverick Malibu. ("Maverick Malibu" has got to be a joke. Change it. Now.) This encounter has plenty of playful energy and is worth the wait. They roll around naked on the floor, grinning at each other, suck dicks for a while, then Malibu plows MacAllen several different ways on a futon. Both obviously have a good time. Again, there are pleasures to be had here if you have a sweet tooth for pups, like me, but don't expect a lot of technical polish or sexual heat.
- J.C. Adams