Size queens beware! Don't let the title or box cover fool you! There are eight good-looking guys in the cast, but there is only one truly big dick in this video. There are some nice, thick sevens and solid eights but no 11s or 12s as the box would imply. But were you really expecting a lot of monster-size sausages anyway? Sadly, this is just a middle of the road Eastern European video featuring some hot studs having pretty pedestrian sex. There is no real plot line, just guys meeting up in pairs at a spa/hotel and having by-the-book sex; mild foreplay followed by fucking. A little variety (three-ways, toys, kissing, role-playing, etc.) would have gone really far in this video.
After a snappy music video intro, we see the very handsome Zsolt Tabian hooking up with Craig Williams poolside at the spa. After a quick massage, built bod Williams swallows Tabian's thick, uncut cock, jacking his own dick off to climax. Tabian slips on a rubber and bends his bud over, sliding his fat dick in and out of the muscle ass. While the two studs look hot in action, their unison moaning will have you lowering the volume! After a long fuck session, Tabian lets loose with a super-thick load, with Williams shooting for a second time.
Following this coupling, beefy blond Dimitri Krieg starts by spotting built brunette Csaba Kovacs on a weight bench. Instead of pumping iron, Krieg pumps Kovacs' face for a few minutes before fucking him on the weight bench. Again that insane unison moaning plays throughout the scene. Krieg strokes the thick-dick brunette off while fucking him before shooting his own load on the stud's ass cheeks.
The next scene features a way too long outdoors intro before Cal "10+ inch super hung" Striker and Sebastian finally hook up in the spa locker room. The two good looking guys swap blow jobs (both only taking the heads in their mouths - what a waste!) before Sebastian gets Striker's massive pole up his ass. Sebastian strokes his hard, uncut dick while his ass takes a beating. He sits on the big dick before bending over again for it, this time causing Striker to shoot a huge load all over his ass. Still bent over, we get a great view of Sebastian's dick and undulating asshole as he cums. Love that clenching action!
The last scene takes place in a tropical room in the spa and features Alec Raz and the very hot Andrassy Siony. Siony is a good-looking guy with a nice, long, uncut dick but has a super hot lean, cut bod. Mmmmm! After face-fucking his bud for a while, Siony gets his hairy ass crack eaten out. Raz stays rock hard as he takes it up the ass from Siony, a guy who looks like he was just born to fuck. After a variety of positions, both studs end up jacking their dicks off, shooting all over Raz's lean bod.
While the guys are all good looking and decently hung, there just isn't any sizzle in this video. There's adequate cocksucking, very little rimming and some solid butt fucking, but that's it. Given the location, they could have easily put jockstraps, cheating straight men or even a horny towel boy in the video to kick it up a notch. There are decent production values and camera shots, but the guys lack passion, and that stupid unison moaning is pathetic. If you just want to see athletic, uncut guys fuck, here you go. If you are looking for 11-inch dicks, you are barking up the wrong video.
- Ryan Williams
Pretty much, yes. That's the answer to your question: "Are they really?" Pretty much, yes. The Eastern European hunks on display in "Big as They Get," the debut flick from Blue Strike Films, were definitely chosen for size over all else. Some have cocks that just make you cry knowing that someone was so blessed, while others are just massive gentlemen on the whole. All are also incredibly handsome and not bad in the performing department. Above all else -- this is a flick that celebrates size -- so size lovers, get out your rulers and your lube, this one is for you!
The introduction to the first scene is long, but that's okay because it focuses on Zsolt Tabian, a spectacularly handsome man with a long fine nose, passionate and sexually shifty small blue eyes and a tall build. He gets off a train and is vaguely confused by the city. Craig Williams spots him across the street and takes him to a gym that looks like a converted palace from many centuries ago. Craig is also dark of feature, with a sexy exotic look to him. They trundle off to the pool where they finally get the chance to be alone. When their bodies are revealed, you won't know where to look first. Both bodies are crisp and hairless, not a muscle out of place and all the major ones standing out. Zsolt has the first dick on display and it sets the tone for the rest of the flick, in what it looks like and in how it's treated. The cocks in this flick are incredibly thick. Most of them are also very long, but all are stumps at the very least. Zsolt's is thick to begin with, and has an amazing bulge in the middle of it that makes it even thicker! There is no way Craig is going to wolf it all down, so he doesn't try. Instead, he treats the uncut inches he can handle with absolute delight and a lot of exciting tongue action. Therefore, the blowjob works very well. It's short, though. Craig cums while sucking on Zsolt and it's time then to get fucked by him. The fuck is very even and pretty to watch, and a welcome great deal of the dick actually makes it into Craig's lucky ass (one worried that the thickness would preclude that, but one shouldn't have worried with a pro like Craig on the scene). You get glimpses of Craig's also luscious dick, but not enough and even more impressive to watch is the set of hairy plump balls on Zsolt, slapping happily as he thrusts. Zsolt has a wonderful cum-shot at the end and then Craig repeats with another good one.
Csaba Kovacs is minding his business doing a very strong set on the bench press when Dimitri Krieg offers to spot him by straddling his body. Csaba has black hair in a severe crew-cut and the most hair on anyone's body in this flick, all on his legs. He has a sprawling chest, and he's almost a match for Dimitri, who is almost unbelievably huge of body. He's a blond with a boyish face, and the body of one who has been in the gym since early boyhood. He's not chiseled like the rest of the guys in the flick, but he's the one you'd want rescuing you from a fire, trust me. The blowjob Csaba gives Dimitri is so short you can barely decipher talent or size before it's onto the fucking. From what I could tell, however, Dimitri belongs in the flick, with a very red uncut pecker that proved a brief mouthful for Csaba. The fucking lacks much force, but it is good enough to get Csaba to cum in the middle of it. He then gets turned over for a doggy-style fuck that shows off much more of Dimitri's dick. It's very thick at the bottom and there's a lot to bury up Csaba's ass, which means it fits on his Buyonesque body. This scene is more about celebrating the big body than anything, and on that level, it's okay.
I've seen a lot of Eastern European flicks and have found many of the men in them to be among the most beautiful I've ever witnessed, but Sebastian might top them all. He's as classically handsome in that devout clean-cut way you would expect of a runway or catalogue model as any of the guys with either of those jobs. With his floppy wavy brown hair, sexy dark eyes and kissable lips, he leans up against a tree in a park and poses there, waiting for a partner. A willing one arrives in the form of football-player-built "10+ inch Super Hung" Cal Striker, another regal beefmeister with a chubby round face and a sharp protruding nose. They end up in the same gym, but only make it as far as the locker room, setting up the best scene. Cal's advertised cock is positively sensationally, every bit the 10+ inches they say, and just magnificent to behold in its left-curving splendor. It would take three guys to chow it down, what with the width bigger than Sebastian's hand can even handle. Sebastian gives it a good suck, matching his dreamboat face with dreamy talent, and then Cal surprisingly turns his attention briefly to Sebastian, who has a nice hard piece. In fact, it gets a whole lot of attention, not only from the oral workout from Cal (which is only decent), but from Cal spending a lot of time rubbing them together, which is very hot here. Cal fucks Sebastian in every position possible and though friction does become a factor, Sebastian tries very hard to let in all of Cal with success coming more often than not. Cal, obviously no stranger to the use of his powerful dick, rides Sebastian with increasing speed and fury, climaxing in two exciting messy loads. The pairing here of looker Sebastian and gargantuan-dicked Cal is just plain inspirational in conception and heated in execution.
Andrassy Siony fills the void left by the beautiful Sebastian in the final scene. He's dark and attractive with a cute puppy-doggish face and a tight body that leaves no room for guessing how the muscles of the human body work. You can see every single one in action in this scene, a dream for both porn fans and anatomists, I guess. He is paired here with Alec Raz, another bottom who gets short shrift from the direction because the top is such a gorgeous specimen. Andrassy might well have a dick every bit as thick as Cal's, and it proves more than difficult for the plucky Alec, who aims to die trying to inhale it all. Alec gives it a wonderful blowjob and then rims Andrassy. It's a light tongue-fuck, but since this is a worship effort of the highest degree, you will want to spend all the time looking at Andrassy's asshole the camera allows you to see. It's fresh and pink and looks unspoiled, although waiting to be spoiled, even under a mass of dark hair. Brunet Alec, also handsome in a young twinkish way, gets fucked well on his side, where Andrassy's gives him a harsh workout. Just watch his torso and abs throw themselves into the action. Alec is a good sport, stretching his body and ass to incredible positions just to accommodate Andrassy. However, a lot of it is bluster to make up for the fact that Andrassy's dick can only go so far into poor Alec's ass.
Big Strike Films does indeed live up to the title by providing a series of models who are all massive on many levels. Every cock in this flick is worth multiple inspections and one hopes that the producers will corral these guys into service again and again. Though some of the camerawork and energy levels are merely standard, it bears repeating that this production is about the glorification of big dicks and big bodies. In the end, Big Strike Films makes an impressive debut with "Big as They Get."
The DVD version also includes slide-show galleries (including some behind-the-scenes images) and easy-to-navigate menus.
A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue