The boys in this video didn't have to do much to turn me on. For the most part, they're gorgeous, muscular Brazilians with rock-hard abs and cocks. What else is there to want? There are seven scenes on this video, and the stories are pretty lame. There is the usual pizza boy encounter, boys meeting in the woods, guys meeting at the gym., You know, the usual done-to-death-type scenarios. Luckily, the sex isn't as boring as the set-ups.
I really liked the third scene. In it, two hunky painters, played by Marcio Pittbull and Marcelo Boni, uncover a box of porn mags at their job site. As you'd suspect, they take a nice long break and sift through the magazines. The porn gets them excited, as if you couldn't see that one coming either, and then the action begins. Pittbull goes for Boni's dick and makes it very clear what he wants. Boni goes down on Pittbull's beefy dick and gradually works his mouth to Pittbull's plump ass. He sucks and bites it, then nuzzles his face into his ass while he fingers the throbbing hole. Boni goes in even deeper, lifting Pittbull's legs to suck his balls too. After all the blissful foreplay, Boni eases his backside onto Pittbull's lap and works his cock into him. They fuck each hard in a couple of different positions before shooting their sex juice.
My one big complaint about this video is the music soundtrack. It sucks, to say the least. As if that weren't bad enough, it blares throughout the whole video so you can never hear any of the dialogue or groaning. Maybe it's not important for you to hear them huff and puff, but it is for me. That's part of the excitement of watching porn. Aside from that, this is a solid video, with hot, Brazilian man-on-man fucking. With 13 men and seven scenes, this tape is sure to please.
- Ricki Martinez
Director Julio Kadetti has assembled a bevy of very muscular tops and bottoms in "Brazilian Beef." And, much like some of Kadetti's previous efforts, most of the scenes are all set up and executed in the same manner.
In the first scene, goateed tattooed stud Mauricio Negrao sits down to watch porn, exposing a mind-blowingly mammoth cock and orders a pizza. Tall and handsome, with dark masses of hair in many places on his body, Pablo Picaco, the pizza delivery guy, starts off by blowing Mauricio. Pablo's long face is dwarfed by Mauricio's super-sized dick. Pablo is then bent over the sofa and rimmed a little before Mauricio finally fucks him. He starts off with huge slapping balls and huge wanton energy. In the end, Pablo lets loose an extremely white blob on his chest, followed by one from Mauricio.
Marcio Pittbull and Marcelo Boni are beefy painters. Marcio has a goatee and very short hair to start off a grandly handsome face. Black-haired Marcelo is more clean-cut and gorgeous, with a great ass. They discover a box of porn and all thoughts of painting (not to mention the women in the magazines) go by the wayside. Both look fantastic in their underwear, before Marcelo slips off Marcio's to get to the large uncut piece inside. It's always nice to watch a dick get hard inside a mouth. Manly Marcio does some oral, too, on Marcelo's dick and then turns Marcelo around to eat around his butt a little. There is some amazing positioning, taking full advantage of a ladder. Marcelo is a little squeamish at first to bottom, but eventually he gets the hang of it, though Marcio gives it to him with kind simplicity. Sideways livens things up, but the on-the-back fucking is best, setting up the cum-shots.
Swarthy hairy Hector Henrique picks up his friend Julio Romano at the gym. Julio is an easy candidate for runway model, but with some funky tattoos and a very frisky nature. Hector is right behind in the looks department. This scene has far more foreplay than the previous two, and that's a huge bonus. These guys lick and massage around each other to really set the mood that this will be one intensely sexual conquest. It's about eight minutes into the scene, in fact, before Hector blows Julio's silky uncut cock. It doesn't last too long before Hector is seen bouncing atop Julio's dick, displaying the same hypnotized feel for sex he demonstrated previously. Julio has the better of the two cum-shots.
Alexandre Senna is out gardening. He is a beautifully tanned cutie with the face of a boyish cherub and the body of one old enough to spend all day in the gym. He spies Roger Andrade, a pale dark-haired older guy, chopping wood. Alexandre aims to be the wood brought down by Roger, but obviously can't wait and gets right down on his knees to blow his new friend. His big lips do wonders on Roger, who has a moderate suckable cock. Roger sucks, too, but Alexandre doesn't seem that excited by it all. His butt cries out for fucking, so after a teasing rimming to set the stage, Roger finally plugs him. The fuck seems uncomfortable for topman Roger, and though Alexandre is willing to take it as deep as Roger can give him, it's not a big fuck. Alexandre does rattle off a nice shot being rammed below by Roger.
Dimas Martins and Marco Axel are two stunningly proportioned hotties. Using the same bedroom as Julio and Hector, and sucked in by the magic its tacky bedspread manages to spin off, the two admire their bodies in the mirror. Dimas is hairier and beefier, while Marco is more toned and very smooth. These two look excellent in tight white underwear. They also look damn good out of it. It's a very sexy scene up to this point, but it gets better. After a gentle rim, Marco sucks Dimas' dick, with the attached man thrusting in absolute pleasure. The oral action doesn't last that long so we can get to Marco being plowed by Dimas, who works up quite a sweat giving a very fast fuck. He's a total pro in this capacity, grinding and moving with total passion. Marco rides on this bull for a bit, and does that position better than most previous players. Both have great shots of goo at the end.
Marcio Pittbull returns for the sixth scene, this time with hunky Julio Vidal (of MarcoStudio fame). They go for a weekend vacation where Julio, just lounging on the bed, is so overwhelming a presence he makes large Marcio look tiny. Julio has dark skin and hair, with a devilish look spilling from his big brown eyes. They start with heavy kissing, with the camera planted firmly on their tree-sized thighs. Julio exposes an eye-popping left-leaning dick and stands on the bed to let Marcio suck it. Both guys suck and rim each other with total aplomb. The fucking is the centerpiece of this scene, however. Marcio is clearly nervous having to bottom for someone as truly massive as Julio, but he gives it his all. He takes Julio in a variety of positions and though the pound never turns into an easy pleasure trip, Julio's kindness earns points, but Marcio's desire to please makes the scene cook as well as it does.
The final scene is a master-servant scene, literally. Marcio Rosa, different from all others so far due to his age, full beard and body so fantastically tight, is the owner of a quaint little piece of acreage and Amauri Oliveira is his drink-bearing houseboy. Marcio is insanely handsome, a gorgeous foil to the reedy hairy Amauri. Marcio has a very manageable dick, and Amauri is most animated in wolfing it down. It's a very eager blowjob. Master Marcio does the fucking, of course, as Amauri whimpers uncontrollably (and heatedly). The guys look great reeling off the fuck, but there isn't much energy or deep penetration from Marcio. However, Amauri makes up for it by throwing his ass all which ways to take more and more. The inevitable ride on the cock is the most fun they have, quick before Marcio lets go a boffo shot.
Director Kadetti has a way with finding just the right men for these scenes, throwing big slabs of beef surprisingly on top of cocks when you least suspect it, and if the sex sometimes lags a bit, but the guys never tire.
DVD features: Auto-start and auto-repeat; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue