No other studio captures the icons of gay male erotica better, and whether you can appreciate the older, grainier films as opposed to the newer, crisper video or not, you can't argue with the quality of the studs. COLT has managed to find some of the best talent in the business for decades now. In this collection, which includes seven separate short scenes of COLT's best in the ride 'em, rope 'em and saddle 'em up theme, the talent is excellent. As a bonus, fans of older COLT material will revel in the fact that the stuff you remember and love from the quarter-dropping days is clearer and better than ever.
In the opener, titled "The Bonus," and the only one of the seven scenes that is not a solo, the handsome Mike Davis, and his saddle bud L'il Shadow are doing a little exploratory kissing and sucking outside a stable when uncut he-man Gunther Keller rides up on his horse. The two zip up quickly, and L'il Shadow steps out of the picture long enough for Davis and Keller to start fooling around on their own. While Gunther and Davis are kissing and sucking, L'il Shadow hauls out his own beautiful uncut meat and jerks while watching. Though there is no actual penetration, Davis rubs his huge dick along Keller's asscrack, then L'il Shadow joins in. Both studs blow big loads all over Keller's furry ass.
Next up is one of my all-time favorite COLT studs, the beautiful Franco Corelli, in "Relief." Corelli wears what has to be the sexiest pair of cut-offs ever, which barely conceal the cheeks of his perfect ass as he bends over. Plus, the back seam is ever so slightly ripped out, affording a glimpse of his hairy cheeks. Corelli does some chin-ups on a water tower, creating even more of a glistening, sweaty spectacle, then he retires to an outdoor shed, reclines on a denim-covered cot, drops the cut-offs and gets busy with his cock. Corelli spreads his massive thighs for the best possible view of his crotch and ass as he jerks off, finally sending globs of white cum along the side of one of his quads. Lucky for us, the cameraman catches some extreme close-ups of the action, almost as good as being there. In the second part of this segment, Corelli washes off the cum and sweat in an outdoor shower scene. The memorable shot of Corelli's asscheeks as he struts toward the shower is priceless.
In "Hayseed," a COLT classic man, Ed Horst, takes another kind of outdoor ablution -- he climbs into a copper bathtub and gets his hot, naturally muscled body all wet. Horst is a classic for his main attribute, a thick club of a dick that gets rock-hard and stays that way throughout the scene. First Horst slicks it up with soap, then he flips over and gives the bath water a few very forceful pelvic thrusts, making all kinds of waves with his hairy ass. Horst sits on the side of the tub for his money-shot, an impressively massive spurt, and he's a real cowboy -- he never even takes off his hat.
Bob Duffy, a virginal-looking blond muscle bunny, is the star of "Oil Spill," in which a ranch hand takes a few minutes off in the middle of his workday for some saddle-horn polishing time. Duffy is very cute, not the usual COLT he-man type, but still hot for his type. His taut body clenches as he hauls out his nice cock and fat balls from his jeans, and his golden blond pubes gleam in the sunlight. His cum-shot is nice, then he piles everything back in the jeans and gets back to work.
There are some choice close-ups of a primo ass in the next scene, entitled "Strip Along Cowboy," starring Terry Bunz. Mr. Bunz was obviously anointed with the title because he has one of the most edible looking asses ever captured on film. Too bad he isn't outside, like the other guys, and is stuck on a set that barely creates the theme. No matter, though -- when Bunz gyrates his hips and bends over, you will forget all about the second-rate set decorations. And when he shoots and then licks his own splooge off his hand, you'll be glad you stuck it through to the end of his act.
One of COLT's most massive, awesome bodybuilders, Ward Austin, stars in "A Western Shrine." Austin arrives early for a job interview and decides to kill time by first taking off his shirt and then poking around the place. Sounds plausible to me. Austin finds a shed containing the owner's Western gear and a full-length mirror, and he decides to play around with both. He then dons the owner's Stetson and leather chaps and takes off his shorts. As Austin admires his own physique in the mirror, he gets turned on, and in no time he is bending over, exposing his own rosy hole for the camera. He then jerks off wearing his boss' leather gloves. I'd hire him.
In the final scene, horse-hung COLT favorite Fred Slinger shows us "The Farmhand's Workout." Apparently this includes getting totally naked before doing biceps curls, bench presses and other sets. Well, that's not exactly accurate -- the first set he does with his huge, hard dick poking out of his shorts. Again, works for me. And if he wants to bend over and show us his rosebud, so much the better. Slinger's dick is so big that it never gets fully hard, and when he stands in the full, hot sun, his body gleaming, and shoots, it's like he's flinging the cum from it.
DVD features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox