WARNING!
Billy Brandt
Distributor | Released | Length |
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GAI Studios | 2003 | 100 |
Ginetto di Masalo's "Down to Earth" is about a man who sends a bunch of his associates on a treasure hunt for two million dollars. The plotting is fun to watch as each guy furiously scrambles to beat the deadline and find the cash, with an appropriate romantic ending, but along the way, all of the guys somehow get tricked up by sex. The young cast members are eager zesty players as they tumble around each other sexually to keep each scene sparking.
Billy Brandt, looking incredibly buff and as handsome as ever, is house-sitting for his friend Ryan Foxx, who has gone off to the South Pole. He receives a video message from Ryan telling him that if he's getting this tape, he's either dead or missing. Thus, the video is a will of sorts. He tells Billy that he's given him a map that leads to a key that leads to a phone number that leads to instructions on where to find the money. Billy is thrilled at the possibility, and doesn't seem too upset that his pal may have fallen victim to some horrible fate.
However, fate intervenes on Billy's end as well. Ryan's gardener, lean handsome brunet Dane Brando, asks Billy to help wash him off after a day's work and it's mere seconds before the two are going at it. Billy, sporting several tattoos here, delivers the first blowjob, to be followed by one from Dane. They flip-flop in blowing for a while, equally matched in talent, gusto and even cock size. Billy face-fucks Dane, but he's more than ready for it. Billy soon enough fucks Dane doggy, crashing into him with gusto. He retains this fast-paced clip throughout all the positions, and is in tip-top form. However, Dane gets to steal back a little of the scene when he bounces zestfully on Billy's cock at the end, and judging by Billy's facial reactions, he's enjoying the position, too. Billy very loudly shoots out a cum-shot and then Dane has an impressive one. At that moment, the sprinkler goes off and wets the map, ruining Billy's chances of getting the cash.
The next to get a mysterious message is Ryan's masseur, Bobby Bensen. The reedy Bobby, with a cute set of bushy eyebrows, is instructed to go give a massage to Travis Pinelli, a handsome guy who looks clean-cut enough to have stepped out of a Gap ad. Travis has a tattoo that will be Bobby's clue to the key. So, Bobby starts with a massage, but since he's nude, his massively hooked cock is parked in front of Travis' face, so what's a guy to do? Travis blows it, amazingly navigating the curve for a deep-throat, and then Bobby takes care of Travis' very thick member next. They fall into a hard-working 69, where each also delves further for a rim. Travis' tattoo is obvious, but perhaps Bobby is too focused (in a good way) to notice it. Travis is the bottom here, slowly getting fucked by Bobby until the two reach a comfort level, where Bobby can go much faster. Travis, however, seems sleepy throughout, though it doesn't stop Bobby from fucking him very well in a few different positions. After they have both cum, Bobby finds the tattoo, which is of a rose, since Travis is so fond of his rose garden. Bobby flies out to the garden, digs up the plant and finds the key, angering Travis, who grabs the key and throws it into the thick vegetation of the neighboring garden. There goes Bobby's chances, it seems.
Ryan's personal trainer Kurt Summers is sent to the top of a mountain to locate his key, but on the way, he finds a tent with Art Trevis and Damon West. Well, even an ardent gold seeker has a few moments to spare for two nude cuties. Kurt, showing off his muscular tattooed body and large dick, gets the latter sucked very passionately by a robust Damon, pursing his lips in eager determination and the quieter Art, who is the biggest talent of the scene. They do a good job of sharing Kurt's dick, but it's Art who manages a thrilling deep-throat. Kurt gets into the act by settling down with the boys into a circle-suck where Art remains the feistiest of the suckers. Art is laid down, with Damon feeding him cock and Kurt on his chest ready also to get blown. Art takes the two of them and furiously whips his head back and forth between the two, giving both excellent attention. Kurt and Damon rim Art's adorable bouncy bum and then Kurt fucks it. Art actually does a lot of the working, shoving his ass backwards as Kurt goes forward. They have a nice chemistry. Art then sits and rides on Damon, and the fuck flags a little, though Art's blowing of Kurt remains exemplary. Kurt then returns to topping and each fucker gets to leave a gloppy souvenir on Art's ass, the latter also splattering large. They have found Kurt's key, so he doesn't have to get to the top of the mountain, though when he runs to his car to dial the number, not only is his cellphone dead, but his car is out of gas. Tough luck, Kurt.
Then there is Ryan's accountant, Latin sexbomb Rico Suave, whose muscular body is every bit as hot as his big-lipped adorable face. He is told to check into a motel in room No. 6, because the key is buried in the garden outside that room. However, that room is booked. Rico sneaks over to the room and goes inside, only to discover a four-way already in progress. Brunet Scott Curry is being attended to by three degrees of blonds -- dirty-dyed-blond Brad Hanson on his cock, with blonder Robert Pine on one nipple and blondest Dru Axel on the other. When the gaggle spies Rico, they literally pull him into the action, and he's helpless to resist (though I suspect he doesn't want to). Nipples pierced and hair high in the air, Dru blows Brad, while Robert takes on Rico, with Scott attending to Rico's chest. Robert delivers a nice deep-throat to Rico, eventually joined there by Scott. With Dru still working on Brad's dick, which is bigger than his whole face, Scott blows Rico and lets Robert take care of him. All this blowing leads to Scott jacking off Rico to a massive cum-shot. Rico darts into the bathroom and out the window, where he easily finds the key. While Rico is outside, the orgy continues. Scott and Robert do some butt-munching on the hairy holes of Dru and Brad respectively, as the latter two kiss. The camera gets in close to capture the action. Brad fucks Robert as Scott gets Dru, with Brad doing very fine work. The positions change so that Scott stands over Robert to get sucked by a still-going Brad, Dru feeding his dick and ass to Robert and licking around Scott's butt. Brad then fucks Dru, just as handily, and Robert sticks his dick in Brad's ass to make it a pretty man-in-the-middle. The blond patrol stands over brunet Scott to cum, and he takes two shots to the tongue. As Rico is coming back inside with the key, Dru comes in to pee, scaring Rico into dropping the key into the toilet. With Dru's piss, down goes the key and Rico's chances of the big bucks.
The last key is hidden in a barn for Marc Sterling, a lover of Ryan's. They apparently had a tryst there and it takes Marc no time to find the key. He drives off to the nearest pay phone, but is pursued by a man in a sports car who aims to have his way with the tall lean Marc. Marc tries to ignore him and makes it to the pay phone, where he is told to go to Ryan's house to get the cash. The man in the sports car leaves his number on Marc's window, but Marc rips it up and races to Ryan's. When he gets there, he puts the key in the box of cash, but Ryan is there to surprise him. Ryan has made sure Marc won since he is "the only one down to earth enough to know what you wanted." Marc never opens the box and falls contentedly into Ryan's arms, where he prefers to be. They make out for a bit and then the already undressed hairy-chested Ryan gets his dick sucked by Marc, with Ryan returning the favor on Marc's wonderfully huge piece. Both are mighty oak hung types. They take turns sucking, and Marc does a great job upside down. They 69 for a bit and after Marc has one last solo trip on Ryan's cock, Ryan eats Marc's smooth ass with full-faced determination. He then fucks that readied ass with a nice speed. There is less chemistry in the fuck than there was in the oral section of the scene, but Marc still takes it in a variety of positions and takes it well. Marc's riding atop Ryan is their best position. Marc finally has a gigantic spray that clears his own shoulder and then Ryan cums as well. In the end, Marc gets the money and the guy, though the latter seems far more important.
As the story's writer, Ginetto di Masalo has a lot of fun with this treasure hunt idea, carefully plotting the storyline and poking fun at the players. As a director, he builds the scenario wonderfully. Starting with two one-on-one scenes, he then gives us an exciting three-way and then a big orgy, followed of course by a big romantic ending. All of the scenes are crisply edited and the action hums along, keeping both the plot and the sex interesting. The title may be earthy, but the flick itself is a little piece of heaven.
A Video Review by Brent Blue