Dispensing with most of the puns associated with medical porn flicks, "Med Troopers" just uses hunky army docs and their patients as a reason to have sex. Director Hervé Handsome is too smart to let anything get in the way of his luscious beauties just getting it on. The A-list cast performs with outstanding gusto and single-minded authority. Among a bevy of hot enticements is the fact that nearly all the performers are so happily versatile.
Isidore Nadas and Tavish Szabad come to doctor George Vidanov, easily one of the hottest men to don scrubs, for shots. Pec-tattooed Tavish bends over for his and then it's goateed Isidore's turn. Tavish takes the opportunity to start touching Isidore in this vulnerable position and takes on his uncut cock quickly. Tavish sucks him and then Isidore starts to blow manly George. George shares Isidore with Tavish and then it's Isidore on George on Tavish. The blowing is excellent all around. Isidore blows Tavish from behind and turns it into a rim which soon leads to a full-on fucking. Isidore isn't afraid to hit Tavish hard, and the latter moans very contentedly sucking George. Tavish then sits on Isidore and gets a wild hammering from the top below, with George blowing the bottom. George takes over from the fiery Isidore in Tavish's wonder of an ass. Tavish is taken in every possible position by the men and it doesn't end until Isidore pulls out of his mouth to cum, followed by a shot from Tavish and one from strapping George.
Inked on his arms, Shawn Capa looks at Rick Bauer's X-rays while assistant Igor Otis looks on. Igor is tall and lanky where Shawn and particularly Rick (who has never looks so dreamily built) are more buff. After Shawn takes a stethoscope to Rick's chest, Igor puts his hand down Rick's pants and comes out with a cock to suck as Shawn gets naked approvingly. Igor gives Rick both a blowing and a rimming full of energy and spunk. Shawn brings his cock to the mix so that Igor can alternate between licking Rick's ass and Shawn's cock. As Rick is sucking Igor, Shawn fucks him. Rick is an unstoppable performer, and he takes Shawn's meaty curvy cock with ease and does the same with Igor in his throat. Rick then fucks Igor, who blows Shawn's thickness. Rick is the standout here, and the scene sizzles when he tops (it was damn good when he bottomed, too). Just watch Rick fuck, from his hips and butt, looking so fetching. Shawn fucks Igor and shows himself to be a very solid top. Igor rides on Shawn and proves his mettle yet again, cumming being fucked. Then Rich has an impressive spray before Shawn drops a load next to Igor's face.
With his hair sticking straight in the air, good-looking Lance Beau is apparently on bed rest. Tavish and the gigantic sumptuous Eric Flower come to visit him and in moments, Tavish and Eric are making out to the delight of lip-smacking Lance. Tavish slowly wends his way down Eric's chest and eventually settles on the rabidly hard uncut cock. Tavish is again a ball of energy with a dick in his mouth and then Eric switched places with him. He takes nearly the entire pecker, which is no small affair. While Eric is sating himself on Tavish, Lance finally joins the scene by giving Tavish a dick to suck. It's mighty Eric who gets de-flowered (pun intended) first. The super muscular guy gets a hard pounding from spunky Tavish as the bottom sucks eagerly on Lance. Eric goes even further by riding on Lance as Tavish blows him. Eric looks super hot gyrating all over Lance's dick. It's then Lance's turn to get fucked, with Tavish doing the honors. Tavish hits his real stride here, smacking Lance with brutal full in-and-out shots. Lance cums first and then the other two aim their shots at him, with Tavish providing a noteworthy load.
A standard one-on-one scene is next, with doctor August Habarcs, a clear-eyed somewhat hairy lean youth, not even bothering to check out brunet spitfire Tim Brensen before going for the sex. Tim bolts down to August's exceedingly well-hung cock in no time, swinging his small head around the huge piece to please as much of it as possible. August then fucks Tim, an excellent bottom who only looks innocent. August has no problem stuffing his cock fully into Tim, who takes it in every position. Tim is at his best when bouncing, letting the entire cock disappear way into his ass. He cums with August still lodged in him and then Tim goes back to blowing August to get not one, but two shots from him!
Tad Harrison, a real looker with blond highlights and a body that doesn't quit, is having terrible nightmares that can only be quelled by orderlies Randal Sheldon (a goateed man who gives the word "swarthy" meaning), Zavier Vulcain (a round-faced hottie with a thick body) and Todd Miller (a boyish brunet with a bit of chest hair). In masks and gloves, they start massaging him and getting his cock hard. A word about the cock -- it's enormous! The biggest one in "Med Troopers," it's a real mouthful. Zavier is the first to taste it and he goes hog wild and then Todd moves to it, drizzling oodles of spit down it as he works what he can. Zavier moves onto Sheldon when Todd takes on Tad. Tad shares Sheldon with Zavier in a particularly delightful exchange. The fucking is so out-of-this-world that the final scene rocks the entire film. Zavier rides on Sheldon, doing so with big jumps in the air, and Tad, who has a particularly beautiful ass, gets pounded by Todd. Randal fucks Todd doggy, showing off his magnificent abs and Tad rides on Zavier, bouncing supremely. That's three bottoms so far and I'm hard-pressed to pick an ass I like the best (can I take all three?). Todd takes a hard plowing from underneath by Randal while Tad fucks Zavier, as wonderful topping as he was bottoming. Versatility keeps this scene cooking. Todd gets fucked by Sheldon and Tad gets a last pounding from Randal. The action simply never lets up until Todd starts the cum flow. A big load comes from Zavier and a nice one from Randal, but it's hunky Tad who wins the race with a shot that hits his own face.
I've always had bad luck with doctors. They are usually dry and boring, with terrible bedside manner. The guys in "Med Troopers" have spunk to spare and bedside manner so good they get on the bed with their patients. Some guys have all the luck!
DVD features: Chapters; auto-start, auto-repeat; galleries; behind-the-scenes footage; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue