WARNING!
Chris Cooke
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Eurocreme DreamBoy |
2004 | 111 |
Description source: promotional material
James Bonk is Britain's sexiest secret weapon... 20 years old, boyishly handsome and armed with a lethal 9-incher, he's on a mission to track down and eliminate evil madman Braunfinger, who threatens the world with deadly Orgasmadrine, so powerful just one molecule can pleasure a man to death! Assisted by cute American agent Dick Veiney and a harem of stunning European boys, our hero tracks Braunfinger through the Swiss Alps and finally to his lair in a seedy Berlin sex club. Will Braunfinger and his scantily-clad sex slaves unleash their deadly toxin, or will Bonk unzip his deadly weapon to save the day?
Office cock sucking! James Bonk begins his daily work by exposing his thick dick to his colleague at the MI69 HQ. After some office fun with the photocopier, the hardcore cock sucking begins in earnest as these two suited young fuckers rip open their starched shirts and explore every inch of each others smooth bodies. Getting into a great 69, tonsils are tickled by throbbing shafts before they explode with load after load of fresh jizz, soaking their desks in spunk!
[Short interlude intercut with Chris Cooke talking to barman Luca Valentino.]
"SpyBoy" is an infinitely clever spoof of James Bond films, well thought out in terms of plot, with great acting from the participants, and so much sex crammed in you imagine the performers too exhausted to move after their scenes. All of this enjoyment is lorded over by the star, Chris Cooke as James Bonk, who appears in every single scene but one and is superb. A sexual dynamo who doesn't believe in limits, he lights up the proceedings exponentially and instead of tiring of him in scene after scene, my delight with him only grew each time he removed his clothing.
Chris actually looks very dapper in a suit, his short hair moved somewhat to a point, pale skin and a tight body, shows up at MI-69 headquarters and goes to talk to aide Lovering, played by Ryan Williams. Since there is a new photocopier, why not show Chris, especially since the machine is in a private room? Earringed cutie Ryan chomps down on Chris' beautifully thick uncut cock and goes for broke blowing. Ryan has to use both hand and mouth, for this thing is a monster of size. What also starts is both exciting tense filming and efficient editing which keep the scenes to just the right amount of meat on the bones. They 69, Chris having a much easier time with Ryan's more normal cock down to a deep-throat. The intercom asks if "Bonk" is coming, and Ryan reports cheekily, "any minute now, sir." Both guys cum actually.
The boss is K, played by Tom Jordan, a good-looking man with crystal-blue eyes. He needs Chris to investigate a particularly gruesome situation. It seems that in Iraq a bunch of Americans have been "pleasured to death." The only man who could make an elixir to cause this is a Swiss scientist and Chris must go to him. As goofy as this sounds, the way the scene is played by Chris and Tom, you believe the caper (is it any more ridiculous than a real James Bond plot?). Chris goes to P, Ben Slater, to get his requisite gadget. This one is a dildo with a camera in the tip. Then it's off to the yodels of the Swiss Alps (literally, the soundtrack has yodels).
Chris goes to a tiny inn where innkeeper Stefan Andersen, a tall lean cutie with shaggy hair, informs him that he's the only customer there at the moment. This means Chris has him all to himself, so they go to his room to fuck. After a great amount of kissing, Chris blows Stefan's ramrod-straight cock with gusting glee, screwing his hand around it and opening wide for tons of the long piece. Stefan gets the pleasure of blowing Chris and doing it sensually. They go back and forth for a long time, also making sure to 69, but their mouths don't tire. Chris turns also to a sprinty rimjob, probing Stefan's ass with tongue and finger. After Chris' final ferocious fuck, our hero throws his legs in the air so Stefan can fuck him with ease. Chris is open to it and Stefan slices away at him wonderfully. The so-far quiet Stefan turns out to be quite adept and rocks Chris but good with this fuck. Chris then drills a finger into Stefan while sucking him and finally fucks him. As noted, Chris is very thick, and the almost sideways scissor-fuck can't be easy for Stefan, but Chris thrusts with huge bursts of energy and gives Stefan a stunning large fuck. Then it's a more accommodating doggy before Chris parks a big shot on Stefan's ass and Stefan has a gigantic dazzler.
Chris goes to the professor's lair, only to find his adorable big-lipped son, Daniel Leger, who reports that his father has been kidnapped. Chris seduces him and in seconds flat, they end up in the shower, making out with forceful gusto. The previous scenes had a light air to them, but this one is pure throbbing urging sex. Daniel blows Chris better than anyone so far and Chris does super work on him as well. Just watch him deep-throat. It seems even Chris can't believe he's doing it, but he just closes his eyes and makes it happen. They go back and forth, trying to out-blow each other, which is a pleasure trip for the viewer. Chris rims Daniel like it's the last ass he'll ever taste, so far in with his tongue I think part of his chin went in as well. Chris fucks Daniel with the same ball-busting intent as seen in the rest of the scene, hard and passionate with Daniel thrashing around on the bed and the star never tiring. As the scene progresses, Chris actually builds steam, perhaps subsisting on Daniel's abject lust for it. Chris jacks off Daniel at the end and they have more great make-out before the scene ends.
Connor Axon, an adorable pup kid with a ten-watt smile, who plays an American spy also looking for answers on the deaths, is following Chris around Switzerland. They need to go somewhere private, and end up in a bar where shaved-headed Chris Young is dancing nearly naked with a candle. Connor tells Chris about the villainous Braunfinger (pronounced "brown finger" in a fun recurring joke) who has kidnapped the professor and is using the potion Orgasmaderene to do his dirty work. However, the two spies aren't in any hurry to find him, instead taking Chris on for a three-way. In dark obscuring light for this scene, very moody and apt, it's often hard to tell who is doing what to whom, but there are some obvious highlights. Connor and Chris Young start by sharing Chris Cooke's amazing dick. Chris Cooke, as usual, gets a lot of the star spots, gulping down cocks and in a great moment, rimming the hell out of Connor. It helps that Chris Young is opulently hung, so Chris Cooke has a challenge when sucking that cock. Everyone participates eagerly and no one is ever left out. After the swiftness of the oral, Chris Young fucks Connor, who is blowing Chris. Chris Young fucks with the same pep as we've previously seen, lively and focused. The harsh fuck doesn't stop Connor from blowing Chris Cooke, who also bends over to suck Connor as he's still getting fucked. Chris Cooke then tops, taking Connor with the plush eagerness that is by now his trademark. He himself then gets fucked by Connor in a show of remarkable versatility for them both. Connor turns out to be one hell of a top, giving Chris Cooke a butt-smacking good time and Chris Cooke is able to deep-throat Chris Young upside down while getting fucked. Once everyone has cum, Chris Cooke goes to the loo, to find Connor and Chris Young dead from the orgasmic cocktail when he returns. However, he finds a clue that will lead him to Braunfinger.
Following the lead, Chris Cooke goes to a bar in Berlin where thin mesh-enveloped bartender Luca Valentino stonewalls Chris' attempts to find Braunfinger. Braunfinger himself, a butch energetic Martin Konig, is in a sling being pleasured by his dog-boy servant James Alexander, in a full collar and everything. After Martin cums, he sends James to Chris. Chris of course knows this was bound to happen, so he sets up dildo-cam and takes advantage of the situation. After all, James is a cute guy with hair spiked up and a fetching spiked collar, not to mention a useful pierced tongue and very long eyelashes. When it's time for sex, Chris blows James with his usual awe-inspiring talent and rims just the same. He is so unstoppable, this boy! Yet again, he unbelievably deep-throats a large cock to the balls. After orally pleasuring James as much as a man can do, Chris parks himself on James' cock and skewer-fucks himself. James doesn't move his arms from behind his head, which is fine because Chris can do it all himself. Chris takes it doggy from James next and cums being fucked. He takes James' shot to the mouth. Chris then goes to the bathroom and James lets in Luca, who puts the deadly cocktail into Chris' water, with Chris watching via dildo-cam the entire time. Chris turns the tables on them, grabbing James as a hostage and telling Luca to tell the boss he will gives James back in exchange for the professor.
The next day, each holding a hostage, Chris and Martin finally meet. But, Martin pulls a fast one on Chris, who ends up in a cell with the professor (a hammy fun Siegfried Kaufmann). With Chris and the professor stewing, Braunfinger rewards his henchmen for a job well done with some sex. Spikey-haired Martin takes Chris' place in this scene (the only scene in which our never-tiring lead doesn't appear) being the more energetic of the players, easily sucking both James and Luca, with the reverse happening, too. As with the previous three-way, the action moves lickety-split and everyone participates with zest. Martin does especially fine work with Luca's amazing hooked cock. All are dependable performers, but I have to admit that there is a lack of energy here that Chris has brought to every previous scene. Somehow, his cockiness and abilities become energy in a scene and it's missed here. However, that doesn't mean the scene is bad at all. Luca sits on Martin's cock to get fucked, with James blowing the bottom. Martin does excellent work underneath, not stopping it when he has James to suck himself. James also fucks Luca for a bit until Martin has the biggest popper of the three shots.
After they are done, Martin explains to Chris his plans for the Orgasmadrene potion. I won't give away the hysterically convoluted details, but it suffices to say that Martin isn't lying when he announces he will become the "King of Cum." After all the exposition, Chris manages to have Martin drink the deadly cocktail and Martin ends up dead ... with a big smile.
This means that Chris has Luca and James to himself and he roars back to the forefront of sexual excitement, slurping ass and sucking cock with the fury of a man who has gone without (though it's probably been mere hours). Ryan and Tom watch from dildo-cam and in a weird moment that I believe is a fantasy sequence, the delectably muscled Tom fucks Ryan in full attack mode. However, the main sex scene belongs to Chris and the boys. After deep-throating James again, he is blown by him, with Luca in a sling, ready for Chris to fuck him. He does so with forceful full in-and-out thrusts, and it's no surprise that this late-in-the-game fuck is intense and furious. James sneaks in behind Chris and fucks him, but it's Chris doing all the work, sloshing back and forth on both guys. Chris, a versatile dream, has been working up to this moment the entire video and doesn't disappoint. He's a machine, never stopping.
With Braunfinger dead, the mission is over and so is the story. Presumably, James Bonk goes onto further adventures, and though I'd love to see them, I need to rest a bit. Watching "SpyBoy" is an exhausting proposition. There is so much sex packed into the story! Moreover, all of it is top-notch. Everyone is eager and talented, but it's Chris Cooke who makes this story so special. He's a dynamo of the highest degree, perfectly cast not only because of his wowing sexual talents, but also for his suave demeanor and unlimited charm. There have been other Bond spoofs in porn, but I don't think I've ever seen any so perfectly cast that the lead performer might have a shot at being a real Bond in the future!
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("DreamBoy," "DreamBoy USA," "SpyBoy 2" and "SkaterBoy," and other assorted supplemental material (Canis' Trick, Chris Cooke Close-Up, Swiss Hotel Photoset, Dance Bar Photoset, Bonk and Canis Photoset); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
When I was 13, I wanted to be Lynn Holly Johnson. Now, I didn't actually want to be a girl. I just wanted to be as sexually flirty and have the blondish desirability that she had in The Spy Who Loved Me, at that time, the latest James Bond flick. If I were in a wishing mood, today, though, I would wish for just a moment in the company of the dapper and extraordinarily well-hung Chris Cooke. Cooke plays James Bonk in Eurocreme's charming take on the Bond legend, SpyBoy, and he and this entertaining flick are definitely something to renew your license to kill -- or should I say cum -- for.
Cooke, who can fuck and get fucked with the best of them, commands this film with a natural ease and grace that puts him a step above most porn performers, and while I am not certain that the hanging beast that is his dick is of Stryker proportions, it is most definitely close.
Cooke's Bonk is sent on a mission to track down Professor Knutz, who is capable of making a nerve agent that can pleasure a man to death, in the Swiss Alms. Of course, Knutz has been kidnapped, and so Bonk's 110-minute porn adventure begins. He rallies and trysts with a number of beautiful English and European lads -- all with lusciously thick, uncut dicks. There are scenes, many of which are described below, with multiple twists and contortions in hotel rooms, labs, dungeons, saunas and slings. The production values and photography are topnotch, and all the performers commit to their acts with heartpounding fervor and lust.
To start off, blondish Ryan Williams gives new meaning to the phrase starstruck, or should I say "star suck?" As the adoring Lovering in the opening scene, he manhandles Cooke's enormous appendage with swift, succulent passion, and his aimed precision obviously makes Cooke's nerve endings boil! In fact, Cooke gets so worked up that, after a hard-edged, desk-riding session of 69, instead of fucking his eager coworker, he lets his pear-headed juices fly all over Williams' zealous, boyish face!
Floppy-haired Stefan Anderson's Hotel Keeper is a bit luckier than Williams though. Not only does he secure Bonk's reservation but a whole lot more. Cooke lovingly tongues Anderson's sleek hooded snack, nibbles noisily and anxiously on his thighs and allows him to fuck him up his hairless chute. While versatile Cooke truly seems to enjoy being on the receiving end, it is when he reverses roles and becomes the aggressor that this scene really takes off. After slowly easing his long, fat appendage into Anderson's cool smooth ass, Cooke soon picks up rhythm, and within moments Anderson is groaning -- pleasurably -- with the extreme effort of taking Cooke's amazingly huge cock.
Cooke is all aggression in the next scene. He lunges his mouth into dreamy birthmark ridden Daniel Legee's ass like a kid diving into a bowl of Fruity Peebles. In fact, throughout this entire scene, Cooke is all scowl and maximum force, and Legee is merely along for the ride. Cooke pounds, bronco-style, into Legee's ass, as noted before, with, first, his mouth, then his fingers, then, finally, that preternatural phallus. Legee submits to this assault with as much loose limb-ness as possible, but his intense wails let us know that, while enjoyable, it is definitely not all easy sailing for this amazingly well-photographed young man.
The next scene becomes the formula for the rest of the film: Cooke and two other men involved in a kaleidoscopic dance of dick sucking and switch fucking. Cooke and shaven-headed punk boy Chris Young get down in a sweat-damp cave-like atmosphere with boy band-handsome Connor Axon. Young soon has Axon pinned and helpless on a plywood surface, fucking the strength out of him. When Cooke gets tired of shoving his admirable phallus sideways, down Axon's throat, he also hops on the young man's flesh ride for a moist and twisty turn. Axon has his revenge though! The final moments of this pulse inducing, athletic encounter find him sailing his hooded sausage deep into Cooke's super-smooth, super-spy bottom. In fact, never has there been such a display of smooth, delectably baby-soft bottoms on display in a porn flick-a-rooney! Everyone has beautiful, tiny butt holes!
Of course, by the end, after Cooke has dallied with the juicy Luca Valentino, Martin Konig and James Alexander; Professor Knutz, played by Siegfried Kaufman, is returned unharmed; and the world is saved -- just in time to get a quick flash, in the final moments, of Bonk's most humpy and manly coworkers, Tom Jordan and Ben Slater, going at it clear and strong! We need to see more of these fine lads before the final "Cheerio!" next time, fellows!
All in all, though, this is a finely played, fun, tongue-in-cheek, sexy production, and I'm sure that Lynn Holly would agree when I say to give it a Bentley whirl, my friends!
- Christian James