WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Dirty Pictures | 2005 | 90 |
"You've entered the mysterious black box. Go ahead, shut the door. Afraid of the dark? Don't be. You've entered a sensual magical realm in which anything can happen -- and does." This is the intro to "Frat House Secrets," where the darkness and the frat house seem only tangentially related. The rather goofy plot comes and goes, but what is constant in the work is the drive to present make-love-to-the-camera sex solely for the benefit of the camera. With pros like these, there's a fine degree of success in that unique way of filming a porno.
"The Phi Beta Bitches" is the name of the frat, apparently, a company gang that finds Doug Jeffries and Abram Rodriguez throwing a Frisbee to each other, breaking everything in sight via sound effects. Angry Casey Williams chews out the guys and decides to fundraise for the flopping frat with a belly dancing thingamajig. Casey has them do crunches, in fast motion with helium-like voices, followed by a tiring solo workout for Jay Ross. Casey, hotter than ever, more buff and gorgeous than imaginable, but not quite convincing as a college student, introduces himself to his potential viewers.
"Let the darkness take you. Around you, men are engaged in secret sex acts. In the basement of the gym -- two guys engage in the game of sex." That's the written intro to the scene that finds Jay Ross in the black box in shiny shorts, looking adorable and fit, playing with himself. Showing off his shapely ass is a good choice immediately, for it's his best feature. It's soon apparent that someone is watching Jay, stroking himself at the sight of Jay's mouthwatering ass. The caption at the bottom says "suck my toes," so Jay does. I couldn't tell you how we got from older women watching frat boys belly dancing to what seems like a live Internet sex show, but it's only the sex that really counts. Jay does a delicious foot-licking, full of desire and great eye contact with the camera. He moves to the nipples and now it's clear the body belongs to impassioned brunet Andy Hunter. He is soon sucking dick, giving his usual virtuoso all, deep-throating with sinful ease, but because the camera is insistent on playing partner and voyeur with Jay and not really including Andy, the scene has trouble heating up. Jay gets to finger his ass for the delight of Andy's hard dick and the finally sits on it to ride. Skewering himself on the full length is no problem at all, working the whole eye contact thing well as he both rides and takes an upward thrusting pound from Andy. Andy then gets a bit of screen time fucking Jay doggy, both of their bodies looking exceptionally hot in the darkness and then Andy has a giant popper all over Jay's body.
After more helium-induced workout, Casey say something else non-related to the camera and the caption then reads, "At every beach -- there's at least one twink who will suck your dick." Apparently he takes you back to the black box, first. The players here are the always-welcome Nick Young, so elegant with his tall thin body, and Lexx Parker, a platinum-blond who clearly satisfies the tastes of those who like their men barely so (nothing wrong with that and I'm not judging, merely reporting). Lexx is of course the sucking strumpet, doing eager work on face-fucking Nick, who possesses a whopper long cock that Lexx handles with authoritative depth, all while Casey is intercut jacking off. Nick is particularly punishing to Lexx, keeping him in perpetual gag, and watching these two, lapping wave sounds behind them, intercut with the muscular magnificence of Casey really shows off the range of porn performers. Lexx bends over Nick and licks his ass devotedly, getting his tongue in all the way. His dainty attempts at fingering aren't believable, and of course it's Nick, crunching Lexx in half, who fucks Lexx. Nick is potent in all positions, easily socking it to Lexx, but they don't seem that into each other and there's a rush to Lexx's cum-shot. Uncut Nick has a slo-mo cum-shot.
Another super-fast workout completed, Casey introduces the third scene, still jacking off. "Hey dude, you wanna pose for some pictures?" Lightly bearded thin Abram Rodriguez is the model and beefy handsome Doug Jeffries is the photog. Doug, looking fetching in just a jockstrap and a hat, has Abram slowly undress to his tight tattooed body and thick cock, showing off all body parts, including a gorgeous ass. Abram, much like Jay in the first scene, plays to the camera, sucking first Doug's fingers and then his cock. Abram treats it well, spending more time looking at his charge than Jay was allowed to do. There are also plenty of welcome long shots here that show off Doug's enjoyment. With the written command, "give me a tongue bath," Abram wets Doug's nuts and then they kiss for a bit. Abram returns to sucking, with the camerawork at the best its been, traveling around the action to show it from different angles. Doug casually slides his cock into Abram and then has Abram back up on it to get used to it before more actively engaging in a fuck. As with the previous scenes, the chemistry level isn't high, though Doug, always the pro, forces Abram into a fine anal workout. Doug goes at the kid with enough zest and some deep pounding. Abram has a chance to ride Doug for a while, shot from a few angles to show off both of the guys. Doug places a loud shot on Abram's back and Abram has a particularly hard-won blast.
And Casey? He finally gets to cum in a pretty bad montage that has some shots of his ass in black-and-white, his solo and the guys doing some of that belly dancing they have been mentioning. The wacky finale is just more evidence of the strangely slapdash effort from Michael Zen, who usually knows better. In fact, it seems like the title and idea were forced on the scenes after they were shot. If the scenes themselves were allowed to unfold more naturally without the tricks and such, things wouldn't be quite so bizarre.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Cruisin' Prague," "Uncensored: Volume 4: Logan Reed," "Uncensored: Volume 3: Roberto Vista," "Uncensored: Volume 2: Chad Hunt," "Uncensored: Volume 1: Michael Lucas," "Navy Kings," "Navy Kings 2: Portholes," "Cellblock Sex 2: The Warden's Lover," "Cell Block Sex: Lockdown," "Temptation of the Gypsies 2," "Temptation of the Gypsies," "Temptation on the Force: Internal Affairs," "Temptation on the Force 2: Code of Conduct," "Temptation at the Beach," "Temptation at the Baths" and "Hot and Tender"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue