WARNING!
Zackary Pierce
Andreas Stern
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Catalina Video | 2005 | 125 |
The title "Cute Enough to Eat," is a deceptive one. Though it describes half of the models in the film (the other half are just as edible, but not the kind you call cute, more like manly and hot), it doesn't describe the virtual reality plot. The story concerns a technological wonder called "Man.Ace" that allows you to type in a sexual fantasy and then live it. Five guys use it here and all of them have their wonderful imaginations heartily rewarded with excellent scenes.
After an eerie prologue, Corbin Michaels, his head almost shaved, but his bright eyes making him look so lovingly youthful, enters a fantasy onto a computer screen. He would like to be in the South Pacific with three "horny island natives." Once his credit card is approved, he puts on virtual reality-ish glasses and the fun starts. The set is a cavern lake, water tumbling down the rocks with soothing sound, a stone island in the middle of the pond to serve as a centerpiece. The first "horny island native" is the too-beautiful-for-words Iván Andros, with his perfectly manicured hairy chest and those dark bewitching eyes smoldering things up. Also present are Rick Gonzalez, inspirational in the way he manages to look so glamorous and perfectly formed, and the butch Viktor Perseo, a big man who massive pecs and a ripped body. Corbin goes over to Iván and immediately excels at sucking his big thick cock, with Rick now doing the same to Viktor. Rick is a quiet workhorse, but Corbin goes for a flashier blowjob, both men neck-and-neck in terms of talent. Everyone is wet and glistening, which only adds to the opulence of the scene. Partners switch, so that Viktor can take his best stab at Rick's very long dick and Iván can ace blowing Corbin, who seems so enthralled he's barely breathing. It's a great deep-throat he's getting. Corbin lies on the rock in the center of the action and takes cum-shots to his nipple-pierced chest. His three stunning partners each drop a bundle on him before Corbin himself has a healthy spray. This is Corbin's fantasy, so things don't end there. Instead, Corbin finds himself on the side of the pool with his legs on Rick's shoulders getting fucked by the master top. Rick clenches his own ass hard and sends his cock shooting deep into Corbin, who brays with excitement. Iván busies himself by stretching wide to gobble down all of Viktor's considerable cock. The focus is nicely split between Ivan's scene-stealing sucking and Rick's superb fuck of an insanely willing bottom. Viktor turns around to have Iván eat his ass, which the dashing Mr. Andros does with flair, soon imitated by Rick, who does the same to the ass he just pounded. It's only a break for the latter two as Rick fucks Corbin again. Viktor squeezes his meatiness into Ivan's hairy butthole. Viktor has to work very hard to slam through Ivan's tight hole, but Rick is so used to Corbin that he goes at him with tons of speed. Viktor pulls out to cum on Ivan's face and Rick goes on Corbin's back. Iván has a second heft shot into the pool and then Corbin has his second impressive burst. It turns out that Corbin paid $200 for the fantasy, but I'm not sure why he looks so disappointed after it's over. He sure as hell got his money's worth out of that one!
Cleft-chinned young brunet Alex Bana is the gardener and hairy bearded Nathan York is the owner of the garden in a scene set-up that is as old as porn. Even Nathan notes it when, after one of Alex's hoary lines, he says it sounds like "something from a cheap porno." But then something odd happens to show the bad pun-infested dialogue was used on purpose. Alex goes to respond and his response starts to skip, like a CD that has hit a snag, repeating over and over. Nathan notices it, but Alex moves on, wanting to chomp down on Nathan's cock, so Nathan brushes it aside and they head inside. It's only then that Nathan is seen using the glasses and it's another fantasy from the "Men.ace" program that Corbin had used. With a long edible cock ready for him, Alex hits his knees and starts sucking nicely on Nathan's dick. He's not a stylized deep-throater like the guys in the previous scene, but he works hard to fulfill Nathan's garden-boy fantasy. He sucks solidly as Nathan controls the scene with a friendly face-fuck, swinging his hips around so he can fill as much of Alex's face as possible. The face-fucking continues with Alex prone until the sucker himself releases a good shot form his uncut cock and Nathan dots the good-looking boy's face and neck with his. Nathan pauses the scene right there and calls his buddy Steve Rambo about the "trip" he's just taken. Nathan rhapsodizes about his experience, offering to let Steve take over the scene right where he left off. "What about getting out of this dream world?" Steve asks somewhat ominously, though he agrees to do it.
Delicious Caleb Cross, with spikey hair and a nice toned twinky body, has just gotten the set-up and is eager to use it. "I've been waiting for weeks for this to come!" he says before entering his fantasy, one about a gardener seducing the owner's son. "Where else can a virgin get plowed and still be a virgin when it's done," he asks himself as he suns on a chair by the pool of his fantasy Miami Beach manse. The gardener here is cover model Zackary Pierce, a tall handsome guy with big ears and lips who comes over to ask for Caleb's help in applying sunscreen to his lean body. Zackary keeps telling Caleb to put it on lower and lower until he has fully seduced Caleb (as ordered) into sucking his cock. Zackary has a luscious heavily-veined dick and Caleb sucks it wantonly, improving as he goes along to show how the seduction fantasy is taking hold of him. In no time, he's expert enough to go nibbling Zackary's balls and letting Zackary slap him in the face with his hardness. Zackary has Caleb eat his ass, and Caleb proves himself a natural wiz here, using a big lapping tongue to thoroughly wet the butt. Both men cum, with Caleb delivering particularly well and then the fantasy continues with Caleb riding Zackary like a pro. His boyish ass rides very fast on the full length of Zackary, swallowing further even than his mouth did. Caleb is quite eager and zesty here, hitting his stride while riding Zackary. He takes the upward thrusting from Zackary with professional ease and even bends down to kiss his top without breaking his stride. Zackary then gets to do Caleb doggy and it's a nice forceful fast-paced fuck from the top. Domineering Zackary orders Caleb on his back for another position, where he tops with the same lusty ease. Caleb cums an even bigger shot being fucked and then Zackary gets to shoot again.
With some shadow on his face and tattoos all down one arm, dark Brandon James is impatient to use his "Men.Ace." He has a fantasy about a hairy man at the gym, and there happens to be a guy who looks like him available for his virtual pleasure. But Brandon wants a three-way, so he gets not only Arpad Miklos, the standard-setter for strapping hairy men, but also Rik Jammer, the intense tightly muscled bald hottie. "Nice chest," Brandon snorts to Arpad, as if there is a greater one he can think of? Brandon is mad for Arpad's enormous uncut cock and Rik gets busy in Arpad's hairy ass with his usual ferocity. The camera wonderfully keeps both active men in view lots of the time, and since Rik is manic in Arpad's ass, it's every bit as exciting as Brandon's showy blowjob. Rik blows his load in the heavy grass with his head all but up Arpad's butt. The fantasy continues with Brandon feeding his cock to Arpad, Rik now doing a sinfully hot job deep-throating Arpad. Brandon tries his best to control Arpad with a face-fuck, but Arpad is clearly in charge of the sucking. Rik extends his talents to taking both cocks, alternately gagging himself by inhaling them to the balls. He gets Arpad to cum and then Brandon drops a load on the camera lens. Rik finds himself in the middle of the boys, sucking Arpad with growling fever as Brandon fucks his well-trained ass. Rik can take anything any top has to offer and Brandon works at him with good fury. Rick seems barely to notice, enjoying Arpad's face-filler far more. Rik then gets a big-time workout when he's on his back for topman extraordinaire Arpad. Arpad is merciless in fucking Rik, who is clearly delighted, but with enough steam to still blow and rim Brandon. As Arpad roars a fuck into Rik, he greedily keeps his mouth planted in Brandon's ass to keep both of his men pleased. Rik cums with Arpad still in him, followed by Brandon and then a whopper of a release from Arpad. Another very satisfied "Men.Ace" customer, I should think.
Another new user of "Men.Ace" is Tony Fontana, who just wants to be a voyeur. It's then that Steve Rambo battles a giant Southwestern rainstorm to finish off Nathan's fantasy. "Oh, you're back. Don't disappear again. When my cock is ready for a hole, it's ready for a hole," Alex says, as if Steve were still Nathan. Alex then aggressively feeds his dick to Steve, who of course has no problem downing it. It's a zip-fast blowjob, because Alex is more intent on fucking Steve up against a tree. Naturally, Catalina's favorite performer takes the fuck with his usual professional glee, letting Alex hit him hard without any complaint. Alex wears a look of intensity and at times actually smacks Steve with power, but most of the time it's not quite up to the high bar set by the other scenes. Steve rides on Alex for a while, going down so far his ass might ingest Alex's balls at any time. Steve has one of his patented extra large loads and just then there is a power surge. "That was realistic," a sated Steve chirps.
Hearing a sound, Steve goes to check it out, thinking it's his pal Nathan. Instead, he finds Drew Sumrok squeezes into boxer briefs, looking unbelievably hot, making out with cape-clad mustached daddy Andreas Stern. They don't respond when Steve calls to them, and then Tony Fontana appears, the voyeur who initiated this trip. Somehow, the electrical storm must have crossed wires and Steve has ended up in Tony's trip. "I didn't request you. I don't want to hear you," Tony barks at him and has Drew resume sucking Andreas. Naturally, Steve stays to watch. The superbly gorgeous Drew, with a tattooed body to match his face, does wonders with Andreas' sizey uncut cock. Slapping it around when he's not sucking it, he's a grand tease, but he sure delivers when it's in his mouth. It's a welcome addition to this film's insistence on the best in deep-throating suckjobs. Drew gets a huge amount of sucking screen time, which is blissfully worth it, and Andreas pumps out a cum-shot to show his appreciation. Andreas then fucks Drew, whose ass is every bit as delectable as the rest of him. Beefy Andreas goes at his untanned ass with lots of heft, though he often stands solid and lets Drew skewer himself backwards on it, which he does with total abandon. His push-back bottoming is one of the flick's highlights and its most creative moment. Andreas takes back control by flattening his bottom and fucking him that way before turning him over for a potent missionary pound. Strong Andreas keeps his energy going while the demanding Drew (who now shows off an amazing set of tattooed abs), cums in the middle of begging for it. Andreas cums again and they disappear in front of Steve's eyes.
Tony's trip has ended, but Steve is still stuck in it. Even worse, he goes back into the computer room and sees himself sitting at the computer screen! When he steps out of the color house set, he's in a black-and-white wasteland of decaying buildings and overgrown weeds. However, the Steve still at the computer stops the trip and finds himself with a bill totaling nearly $12,500! Looking at the glasses on the desk, he sees the Steve in the black-and-white world and decides to pull out the computer's plug. "I've set things straight," Steve says. "Computer's no match for a human," he snidely says, but the computer plugs itself back in!
I don't know, but maybe the point of "Cute Enough to Eat" is screw technology and just go for real sex (hell, getting an escort for a few hours might be financially more responsible). Though many of the guys in the story have to content themselves with virtual sex, all are yummy enough to get it on their own and once the plot disappears and they hunker down for sex, it's blissfully good. The opening four-way starts things off with a huge storm force that is hard to beat, but the guys in the latter scenes try very hard to keep things at the same high level.
DVD features (two discs): Chapters; cum-shot review; gallery; trailers (more than two dozen on the second disc); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
After 14 years, I am back in school and have found it to be a world of online courses, e-mail discussion groups and Power Point presentations. I am not now -- nor have ever been -- electronics friendly! Consequently, I am as frustrated as the cast members of Catalina's highly enjoyable porn romp, Cute Enough to Eat. These studs have to navigate their way through intricate computer terminals and manage the tricky world of cyber-sex -- often with complicated and, frequently, light hearted results. Of course, unlike me, these guys are rewarded for their efforts with super-hot sex. Hell, most of them even get to cum twice before the scene's end! Actually, that is something that these hot scenes might inspire you to do before evening's close also.
Corbin Michaels is back with his hot, chunky, nicely headed piece to give you food for thought in the first segment. In the recent Road to Temptation he played a lost soul discovering his sexuality, and his performance here is akin to that one. He is paired up with the amazingly hot Rick Gonzalez, who, after a dripping mutual suck fest, fucks the passionate Michaels with hotheaded fervor. Gonzalez keeps muttering about how beautiful Michaels' ass feels as he slams his massive mounting stick into that tightened hole. Ivan Andros and Vicktor Perseo also add some hot moments to this opening sequence, but in my book, Gonzalez and Michaels truly steal the show.
Eager and cute, gap-toothed Alex Bana happens upon prematurely grayed and bearded daddy type Nathan York. York soon has Bana sucking his elongating phallus with slurping enthusiasm. York "boy" talks Bana a mile a minute, which truly makes this scene scintillating. He urges Bana on throughout the entire encounter with a stream of tough talk that is hot enough to make every hungry bottom in the room cum like a faucet dripping heavy. York has a thick, slinking dick that he, occasionally, bounces across Bana's face for good measure, and my only disappointment with this encounter is that he doesn't use that grand thing to fuck the stuffing out of Bana's sweet Thanksgiving turkey.
Zachary Pierce is Caleb Cross' dream encounter and my new fantasy. Pierce is a dark, lean fucking machine, and every pretty baby wants a ride! Pierce plays a moaning, sweet-talking gardener who takes care of the hedges and Cross' untapped cherry bud. The two costars act out this virgin encounter to the hilt -- and let me tell ya', even Mother Mary would be proud. Pierce keeps on asking Cross if it hurts, and Cross replies in the affirmative while, of course, begging for more. Cross licks out Pierce's clean, white, tight asshole (on prominent display on the box cover), and art writer Francine Prose could write a book about the piece of visual poetry on display when that happens! Later, Pierce drives his rigid rod into Cross' buttery buttocks, and, of course, everything comes up cream. Pierce has a nice masculine intensity and had me wishing that I was a newbie once again just to be able to reexperience all the pleasure that Cross' character derives in this encounter.
Brandon James is construction worker-street punk hot, and his beefy, slightly love-handled build mixes well with his costars Rik Jammer and my newly honored "wonder fuck" Arpad Miklos. Miklos is incredibly hung, toned and moderately hairy, while everything about Jammer is smooth -- including his head. The three look and work well together, with Jammer receiving a beating at the end of both James' and Miklos' lumpy phalluses. James and Miklos also both get wonderful ass eatings from Jammer, and much attention is paid to Miklos' amazing cock from James and Jammer. The final moments find these three molded together in a fleshy triangle, with Jammer taking Miklos' dick while drowning in James' ass. Miklos lays into Jammer with all his might and force while James, tenderly and passionately, clutches him from above. This is probably one of the hottest and most artistically rendered moments in the film and is something that bears repeated viewings from all true lovers of porn.
If you are a regular viewer of gay porn, there are things that you are certain to encounter -- cum, cocks and eventually, Steve Rambo. Rambo, who I first discovered on tape in 1998 is billed as Catalina's "Leading Man" here, and he shows enough chutzpah to deserve the title. With eyes bulging from the effort, he swallows returning Bana's bobbing, chunky monkey with skill and energy. Rambo grunts with pleasure during this activity, but his responses grow truly forceful when Bana bends him over and begins to fuck him with twisted passion. At first, Rambo grinds his well-honed buttocks onto Bana's banana, but with an artful move, Bana stops him and is soon controlling the eager Rambo with his powerful and forceful strokes. Bana is slighter in form than Rambo, and it is a very hot sight to watch him take his beefier costar to the ejaculatory mat!
Sometimes it pays to be a bad boy. Now, admittedly, I have no idea what kind of trouble beautifully tattooed Drew Sumrock got himself into, but it must have been something extreme, considering the delicious comeuppance he gets at the hands of beefy 'n' hairy Andreas Stern. Stern has a flopping, foreskinned monster dick of destruction that Sumrock, upon beckoned knee, administers to with juicy passion. At one point in time, Sumrock even slaps that chunky force of nature back and forth with fervor -- but just like Rambo -- Stern's prize simply comes back for more! Of course, Stern gets the final say in the matter. With sweat glistening down his fevered brow, Stern fucks Sumrock in a massive variety of positions. At one point in time, he actually lays down, full force, upon Sumrock's back and lets that purple piston fly! It's quite a way to end this flick! In fact, I must find out Sumrock's secret for bad behavior, so I can be punished just like that!
So, in closing, don't worry, one does not need a graduate degree or advanced technological training to enjoy this delicious romp. These beautiful Cute Enough to Eat guys lay it out for you plain and sexy simple -- and for all of you that have joined the neo Gretchen Wilson country music wave -- there is a corny, heartfelt twanging theme song to help ease you into that fucking mood. With that -- besides a Dolly Parton T-shirt - what more could you ask for?
- Christian James