"Hollywood Live" reporter Bruce Boxxxer (Chi Chi LaRue in another hysterical performance) has an exclusive for the fans! Get this: the Owen twins (both played by Ryan Alexander) have a reality show called "[2] of a Kind." It's going to expose everything! You see, the twins have grown up in the spotlight, having alternated a role as babies on a sitcom called "Big House." It seems the twins have opposite personalities and don't get along so well. That can only lead to trouble, but trouble in porn means sex and that's no trouble at all if you ask me. With director Doug Jeffries' ever-potent ability to keep things light and sexy at the same time, this romp cooks.
During the interviews, the "nice one" drops a bombshell in that he's played the other in a re-enactment of a particularly salacious episode in their lives. The less-good twin had allowed a buddy to use a room in this house. The buddy is Tommy Blade, a performer I adore watching. He's at his most muscular here, with those dark good looks and all that interesting body art. However, if you think you're seeing double as he starts his scene with Damian Rios, you're not so off. Damian is about the same height, with similar coloring and similar tats, though bigger and a bit more varied. The two make out and there is instant chemistry. Their hands and tongues don't stop. Damian starts the blowing, easily taking all of Tommy's thickness. Damian tosses a lot of passion into this blowjob. Camera shots from underneath are wonderfully close to the action. Damian's wet deep-throat is unstoppable, but when he adds some ass-licking to it, it gets even better. He twitches his tongue at the hole and slides a finger in, not forgetting to suck as well. Things scorch when Damian feeds his fingers to Tommy, fresh from the latter's asshole. As good as he is, Damian can't do all the work, so he soon sits on Tommy's face to get his own ass chewed. His long tongue is all over the smooth as at once as Damian gyrates on Tommy's face. Tommy delivers a wet slurp of a blowjob to Damian, returning the deep-throat with gracious power. After a beautifully long oral session, these two still have enough energy for fucking. Tommy bends over and pushes out his muscular ass for Damian to fuck. Damian snaps his hips at Tommy and delivers a potent smacking fuck. Damian likes to stay buried deep, and it's great then that Tommy can accommodate him. The guys jack off side-by-side on the bed. Damian tells someone on his cellphone that he's just hooked up at the twins' house, which no doubt is how this scandalous news came to light.
Naturally, the boys are divided on the merits of their manager, Scott Tanner. The nicer twin likes him for "keeping us out of trouble," but the less-nice twin doesn't quite see it that way. But, enterprising Chi Chi has a clip for the viewers, an outtake from the reality show that Scott probably wouldn't have wanted on the air. It starts with lightly bearded blondish Scott giving shaved-headed Christian Owen a gobbling blowjob at the side of a Jacuzzi. Christian's long cock is a perfect toy for Scott's devouring mouth. Ryan, playing the less savory twin, comes home and spies the scene, no doubt adoring the insanely hot blowjob Scott is delivering with such awing consistency. Ryan is soon nodded over to join the action and fiery brunet finds himself in the middle of the guys, blowing Christian as he gets his ass chewed by Scott. Ryan continues pleasing Christian's cock with great style, his big eyes looking up at Christian for approval as Scott spits water into his ass and chases it with his scratchy beard. I don't think Scott could get any deeper into Ryan's ass with his tongue. Scott shows off his sucking skills again by handling both Ryan and Christian together, as adept with two as he was with one. Fucking comes with Christian finally does some sucking, taking Ryan's long dick in his mouth as grizzly Scott fucks Christian. Christian's perfectly untanned hide gets a strong set of pushes from zesty Scott, slamming Christian down Ryan's cock with every thrust. Scott gets in so deep his balls meet Christian's balls with nearly every thrust. The churning hot tub benefits from the three loads they guys eagerly dump there.
You know what else Chi Chi just happens to have a clip of? The less-nice ... okay, I'm calling him the slut twin from now on ... the slut twin's personal trainer, who apparently has quite a workout routine and no gag reflex. The trainer is short-haired ripped Jeremy Hall, in the sauna with spikey-haired Joey Austin. Joey rubs the sweat around his body and grabs for his own cock. Jeremy follows suit and soon the terry towels are history. Jeremy stands up majestically to have his enormous cock worshipped by Joey, who has no chance of taking it all, but who tries damn hard. Following so many awesome blowjobs, Joey's lacks some power. However, Jeremy has fun pushing Joey, either with his hips or by gently keeping Joey's head in place. They then head to a tub where rose petals and bubbles make it more romantic so Jeremy can slip Joey's cock down his gullet. Jeremy is strangely tentative, but playful camerawork keeps things looking very hot. From the start, it seemed Jeremy would be the designated topper, and he is, with Joey bent over the tub. Joey doesn't look exceptionally comfortable, but Jeremy forges ahead with a grand fuck anyway. Now their scene is beginning to catch fire, mainly because Jeremy is intent on plowing his way into Joey's tight hole. He has a lot of power in his abs that make sure this happens. Before long, Joey is totally open to him and Jeremy picks up big time speed. With soapy water as lube, Joey sits on Jeremy, who is still in control and thrusting upwards as Joey gently rides. Joey has a creamy load with Jeremy still in him and then Jeremy drops his giant shot on Joey's shoulder.
Whatcha got now for us, Chi Chi? Slut twin wants to sell these hardcore outtakes for money, but Chi Chi wants to know if the nice twin gets any. He answers his own question with a clip showing nice twin losing his virginity to his longtime boyfriend, T.J. Young. This passionate scene starts with Ryan and T.J. making out sweetly in front of a roaring fire. Ryan tells long-lashed T.J. that two years has been enough time and that he is finally ready. Together now ... awwwwwww! Imagine being hot little brunet T.J.'s boyfriend for two years and not going all the way with him. It seems T.J. has the same feeling, because he dispenses with the kissing quickly in order to start sucking Ryan. His deep-throat is sensational, showing true determination. It doesn't look like he'll be able to do it, and then he does it over and over. It has Ryan squirming around in delight. Ryan isn't idle either, looking toward T.J.'s ass with hunger. Ryan, who really has a fantastic body with big thighs and arms, stands up to let T.J. have an easier sucking position, and the results are still fantastic. No matter the angle, T.J.'s blowjob is exciting to watch. Ryan's mouth works too, of course, and he does a fine scooping blowjob on his boyfriend. T.J. is the recipient of a deep suckjob as he lets his fingers move down to Ryan's ass. Ryan's nut-nibbling is particularly fun. Not every "first time" scene has to mean the star bottoms. In fact, it's T.J. who has his cherry popped here, sitting on Ryan like a total pro and taking the upwards grinding effortlessly. Ryan is more in charge when they stand up, now toying with different styles and speeds as he fucks T.J. He also gets in all the way in this position. Ryan creams on T.J.'s back and then gently touches T.J.'s chest as T.J. finishes. They couldn't be more adorable cuddling until ...
In truth, "[2] of a Kind" is really a very oral-minded video. The fucking is excellent, but the bulk of the scenes are given over to what this sterling cast can do with its mouths. Tommy and Damian, in my personal favorite scene, set the bar high and most of the guys live up to that oral power. Ryan Alexander is delightful playing twins, managing to hold his own with consummate scene-stealing Chi Chi LaRue. The mix of humor and sex is maintained perfectly with this cute homage to the troubles of famous twins.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Daddy's Boys," "Dirty Jobs," "Rein 'Em In" and "Dive in Deep"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue