I can always count on a Cazzo flick to be brimming with piggish attitude, but "HomoPunx" goes even further to become not only sexual dynamite, but colorful and campy too. Garish sets, costumes and even performers are all part of the pageantry, but somehow never overwhelm the sex. That's not easy considering how some of the trappings of "HomoPunx" are so out there, but this movie sizzles. The parade of pomp is fun window dressing for the slurpy sins of its sex.
Adorable Brice Farmer, scruffy and with a lovely French accent, checks into a German bed-and-breakfast (in English, just to add to the fun), and is told the only room available in his price range is a "very special room," one that he has to share with some others. His new flat mates certainly aren't prim about nudity!
From there, we head to a modeling shoot. Jay Roberts is the compact brunet being shot, and inked Jake Corwin, with earrings stretching his lobes, is the photographer. He wants to shoot Jay without pants, but Jay refuses and that pisses off Jake. He gets his revenge by slipping Jay a mickey, which causes Jay to lose all inhibitions and pose naked but for some hysterical props.
Jake's assistant, swarthy beefcake Milan Gamiani, is particularly entranced watching Jay pose in bunny ears and a carrot in his ass. He replaces the carrot with his finger an then his tongue. Jay has a hot ass for rimming, but Milan wants to fuck it even more. Milan's scary huge boner is soon all the way up in Jay's ass as Milan fucks him with macho toughness. Milan definitely takes advantage of Jay's velvety hole, but he also varies his styles to keep the action constantly intriguing. Already good chemistry skyrockets when Jay takes it on his back, watching Milan as the latter races in and out.
Back at the apartment, Jake's assistant is on the hunt for sexy new models. They all decide Brice should do it, but he's nervous about posing nude. The roommates and the assistant have a little party of their own, where they smoke and costume each other in hysterical garb. Jan Amron is a lean guy with a face full of make-up that actually looks good on him, Jules is the assistant, a beefy guy with a body covered almost head to toe in tats and Daniel Dixxx has a smattering of hair on his chest. Their little costume party is a true hoot. However, with the pot, booze and testosterone of this trio makes sex wonderfully inevitable. Jules' dick is hard before Daniel, still in a boa, can even start sucking it. Since Jan is also erect, Daniel gets to blow him as well. The guys basically fight for space in his mouth, but he knows how to alternate and keep both pleased. As Jules rims Daniel and sucks Jan at the same time (it's scorching), Brice wanders by the door and jacks a bit. Jules fucks Daniel with total authority. He's one of those performers that it's hard not to watch. Jules then fucks eager Jan, whose make-up hasn't smeared at all. All three cum on Jan. Brice returns to his room in order to finish himself off.
The next day, Brice is escorted to the shoot by his friends, where they find models and assistants getting ready. Carlo Rivas and Yosvany Valero are first to be shot. These two are mammoth muscle guys, both smooth and bursting out of vinyl and leather costumes (among others). Once Carlo is hard, there's no reason for ultra-handsome bubble-butted Yosvany not to suck him. The surprise is how much of Carlo's giant piece he can gobble. Yosvany is so good it only takes his mouth to get Carlo blasting and then he has one of his own.
Paolo Lecker is an absolutely colossal black man, so good looking and built he simply has to show it off. He's the next to model, or perhaps I should label it a striptease. Milk is poured on him from overhead, wetting his body into a glow that is almost a distraction from the growing hardon barely held in by his pants. Luckily Carlo shows up to start licking the milk off Paolo. He positions himself under Paolo's uncut python dick, which he's soon sucking with abandon. It's not easily, especially since Paolo is big into face-fucking. They head back to the dressing room where Carlo continues, working his mouth to maximum stretch to virtually deep-throat Paolo. Paolo rims Carlo briefly and then makes his dick disappear into Carlo's ass. Someone get Carlo a pillow to sit on, because he's going to need it for days after the rabid fuck Paolo gives him. Not only does all of Paolo make it inside, but with terrifying speed and flashiness. It's positively raging! Carlo is all smiles when Paolo cums and they end with some kissing.
It's time for Brice, who looks delicious with his long lashes, big lips and tight body in a sailor suit. Jake knows he's found a great model as he snaps away. It still takes some convincing to get Brice naked, but he eventually gives in. Brice tries to draw the line at getting hard, but once Dirk Berger shows up, wearing angel wings, Brice is erect in a flash. Blond rugged Dirk, with a dreamy boner, is certainly well-cast as living Viagra. When Dirk falls momentarily flaccid, Brice, eyes a-twinkle, volunteers to get him hard again.
Done shooting, Dirk and Brice go to a quiet room filled with sexy mannequins and have some quiet time together. Brice returns to blowing Dirk, doing notably good work at the cockhead. Dirk then bends over to deep-throat Brice. Wings finally gone, Dirk bends over to Brice can lick around his butthole. The fuck is a guaranteed winner because Brice isn't hung to the point of distraction and Dirk certainly looks experienced. This lets Brice show off his ab-led gyrating style while Dirk massages his own piece. Brice is breathless as he keeps up a strong rhythm. Dirk cums being hammered and then Brice pulls out to shoot his goo.
In the studio, Yosvany is still in his leather chaps and after only a few snapped photos, he's being fucked by ... well, I'm not sure yet. The model is wearing a giant lion mask and the guy Yosvany is blowing has a matching white wolf mask. This means Yosvany is the centerpiece here, and his rounded ass cheeks are my favorite in the movie. As they allow in every bit of cock forced between them, he's able to deep-throat the enormous prick offered to his mouth. He gets royally punished from both ends, and even though his buddies are comically masked, it's still supremely hot because of all Yosvany can manage. The lion and the wolf switch places and Yosvany proves this change does not affect his oral or anal abilities at all. The tops go back and forth in him until everyone cums. The lion has a blast so massive I almost wondered if perhaps he wasn't all human.
Brice is now one of the guys as far as the models go, moving to a shoot where he and Deni Rakic, a tight-bodied guy with an intense stare, show off leather shorts, vinyl shorts, sparkling shorts, tight ripped undies and other assorted pieces of frillerly that pass giggly time. An on-set pillow fight fills the red room with feathers, into which they collapse and start kissing. There's a sweetness here that hasn't been required before and is a welcome touch. Deni sucks Brice first, added to the movie's swelling list of ace blowers. Brice goes instead right for Deni's ass, which he rims briefly but hotly. He then fucks panting Deni standing up on the bed. Brice displays the same focused attack he did earlier, and Deni's pulsating body and hard cock ripple in pleasure among all those feathers (some of which are in his ass because they follow Brice's cock). Deni is twisted into some very gymnastic positions. He cums with Brice at full speed and then Brice has a ripping geyser.
Jake also gets to photograph Ludovic Canot, a brunet sexpot with a dangerous smile and an outrageously giant cock. When Jake stands over Ludovic to capture it, Ludovic grabs at the hardness in Jake's pants and gets to blowing it. Jake stops him just as he's building steam so they can go back to taking pictures.
And then comes the movie's most insane scene, but also its guiltiest pleasure. Jan, Ludovic and two others, one in a black ski mask and the other in a pig mask, find their way into a kitchen with birthday cakes. Jan takes one to the face and then slams one at Ludovic. Dirk is revealed to be under the ski mask just in time to get dirty and then the four toss icing and cake at each other like gleeful children. Jake tries to stop them, but once they toss a cake at him, he's joins the merriment. The five guys are very turned on by each other's moistened sweetened bodies and decide to lick off any cake not stuck in a crack somewhere. Ludovic licks it all off Jake's bald head! It's dirty, tasty and beautifully sexy. The action is fleet: Ludovic, in vinyl gloves, gulping Jake and Dirk together while the pig and Jan trade blowjobs (the pig mask is very realistic and actually looks like an animal doing it!). Ludovic is bent over a cart and fucked by Jake, Dirk and the pig, usually getting either cock or cake stuffed down his gullet. Ludovic is a game bottom, tight but willing, as his tops jostle for time in his butt. Ludovic's shot at the end is the most impressive, and also the only one that doesn't look like more icing!
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Pure," "Sex Pigs," "Smokin' Pistons," "Dangerous Island" and "Escape in Chains"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***