The sexy boys of Eurocreme never disappoint. Directors Simon Booth and Marc Reardon have lined up a bevy of hotties for a simple exercise in lovely Euro-sex. There is no evidence that the models are actually enrolled in any sort of school, as the title might suggest, but they sure are able to give lessons in what looks like darn fine sex.
First up is a solo scene with delicious Philippe Delvaux. Sitting by himself on a leather couch, he has a head of full untamed hair, a nice twinky body and a very big cock poking through his white boxers. Philippe certainly knows how to work it for the camera. Once he pulls out the uncut piece and gets rid of the boxers, he beats off handily, making lots of eye contact with the camera. The fat cock is great to watch, but the camera swirls around Philippe since he's sexy all over! He sucks a finger and then sticks it in his ass while still beating off, now looking doubly pleased with himself. He can actually get more fingers in there, the spunky multitasker! When it's time to cum, he sprinkles a load over his hairless stomach.
There's a battle of the beauties in a bed when Will Jamieson, a muscular lad with a buzz-cut, plays around with black-haired Nathan Cox. The two first lick around each other's chests and mouths with aplomb. They are awfully passionate, a nice intro for the scene. Will hunkers down to suck Will's veiny dick, which he can deep-throat pretty easily. Then it's Will's turn to gobble dick and he manages Nathan nicely. Back and forth blowjobs soon turn into a 69. Will then eats Nathan's ass sweetly. The fucking comes when Nathan sits down on Will's dick, crouching while Will fucks him from below and makes sure all of his fat piece gets tucked inside, while also reaching around to grab Nathan's dick and tug at it. Will does Nathan missionary, crunching his abs as he builds up speed. This gets Nathan to cum and then Will pulls out to do the same. They go back to kissing as the scene fades out.
In the same bed as the previous scene, we find another pair of lusty young guys, Johan Volny and Dominik Trojan. The latter, a welcome Eurocreme regular, has dark eyes and strong features, while Johan has a dimpled chin and is so ridiculously handsome. They strip and kiss at the same time, paying and licking up and down each other's chests in lusty foreplay. Johan takes his time getting into Dominik's boxer briefs, but when he does, he provides Dominik with a decent blowjob, using his hand to cover what his mouth cannot. Then it's Dominik's turn to work on Johan's thin long stiffy. Johan wears a face of adoring pleasure while Dominik uses his hand and mouth in a fancy neck-twisting display. They can't seem to decide who should do more sucking, so they go back and forth, though I would give more kudos to Johan, who is so earnest in his blowing. Dominik turns his focus to Johan's ass, and soon enough, he's fucking it. With Johan bent over on all-fours on the bed, Dominik provides him with a hearty pounding, trying his best to fit his whole piece into Johan's rear. Both guys work quite hard. Johan then takes it on his back, a better position for both so they can watch each other and even kiss here and there. Dominik literally fucks the cream right out of Johan and then splatters his own load on Johan, who wears cum on his six-pack abs lusciously.
It's time for a second solo and this one belongs to Jordan B, a thin intense lad with spikey hair. He seems awfully serious as he grabs at his dick through his undies. Even when he pulls out his meat, he maintains that demeanor, which isn't exactly the best idea for a solo. He definitely knows how to self-pump, but his off-putting visage is a hindrance. His uncut dick releases a bountiful load rather quickly, which is all for the best.
Back in the bedroom, we have Jake Adams, a balding light-featured hottie, and Steven Tyler, a spikey haired wisp of a guy. They do kiss, but Steven is happily impatient and wants to get down to business on Jake's cock. He doesn't even undress Jake before starting to blow him. His eager blowjob has Jake terrifically hard. Jake returns the favor with the same lust, getting Steven's erection to grow in his mouth. Jake's dick is the real prize and after Steven has swallowed it again, he lets his ass play with it. Jake fucks Steven sideways, pushing in every inch and kissing his bottom as he plugs him. When Steve sits on Jake, it's the top who does all of the work from below, still cramming all of himself in there, and still macking with his partner. Jake also does Steven missionary, their chemistry still giving the scene an extra shot. Steven cums with Jake still nailing him and then Jake dumps his load onto Steven's chest. After Steven licks a bit off Jake's dick, they go back to their beloved kissing.
Saved for last is the somewhat more dangerous pair of Niall Patrick and Markus King. Both are fully clothed and sitting on the couch when introduced. They wear matching jumpsuits, though the tops are instantly shirked. Niall, tanned and tattooed on his neck, looks very comfortable, while pale ultra-thin Markus, sporting shaved patterns in his hair, takes more time to relax. They do eventually get naked, though for a while they simply sit next to each other and beat off. Niall has a mongo uncut piece and soon enough Markus is trying to suck it. He's not entirely successful, mainly because he focuses way too much on just the head. Lickety split, Niall lowers himself onto Markus' dick and gingerly bounces on about half of it. Now Markus looks completely uncomfortable again, and Niall stares off into space as if he would rather be anywhere but here. Such lack of chemistry is rather dooming. Niall doesn't really try to get all of Markus in his hole, though he does use some impressive speed. After a while, Markus goes at him from underneath and forces his whole piece inside. That helps when Niall is bent over to be fucked, because the close-ups demand full penetration. They return to sitting on the couch to finish themselves off, though even this doesn't get either guy all that excited. Niall has the movie's best cum blast, at least ending it on a high note.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Recommended ***