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What happens when you move a group of young, horny California studs into a loft and turn on the cameras 24/7? You get The Dude Show: Reality Sucks! Tune into this season's hottest reality TV series where the cast confides their innermost secrets before fucking everyone in sight!
In the premiere of The Dude Show: Reality Sucks! we're introduced to housemates Brandon Lewis and Tucker Vaughn. Brandon, a Southern charmer with a killer smile, has a secret; he loves kinky sex. All-American Tucker joins Brandon for lunch in the loft kitchen and immediately begins flirting. It turns out that Tucker loves to get fucked. Brandon is down for that – and more! Once he sees Tucker's big cock he decides to take it for a ride!
The guys get creative in the game room when Phillip Aubrey challenges Gavin Waters to a game of strip ping pong. According to the rules if you miss two in a row you have to remove a piece of clothing. Once both guys are naked they decide to up the ante; the next guy out gets fucked. Despite his claims that he's the ping pong master Gavin ends up on the table with his ass in the air. Phillip fucks and sucks Gavin at the same time, then like any good match, the game changes and Phillip gets his ass fucked too!
Brandon Bangs tells us that he's tired of sitting around horny, hot, and jacking off. He's been taking out his frustrations on the punching bag but it's not enough; he's going to find Trent Locke, the new guy, who he's heard is a hot fuck. Brandon busts into Trent's room and introduces himself by whipping out his fat uncut cock for Trent to suck. Brandon loves the head job but it's Trent's furry tight hole that gets his attention. Brandon pushes his housemate on all fours and eats his ass then plows him hard. Brandon takes a break long enough to suck Trent's cock but goes right back to fucking him until they both shoot their loads!
The stakes are high in a game of darts between Brandon Lewis and Kennedy Carter: the winner tops the loser! We can't say much for their dart skills but both young, hung studs are excellent at sucking cock and eating ass. Such good sports, they take turns swallowing each other's cocks and rimming each other; it's a pretty even match until Phenix Saint joins the game. Since Brandon lost the dart game he finds himself in the middle of his two housemates getting both holes filled. Kennedy decides that being in the middle looks more like a prize so he pushes Brandon out of the way so he can get fucked on both ends.
While tossing a football around the game room Mark Talon tells Phenix Saint that he wrestled and played football in high school because he has a lot of testosterone. Phenix knocks the football out of Mark's hands and the two beefy hunks start to wrestle. Before you know it Phenix has his fat cock down Mark's throat and orders housemate Trent Locke to come in and fuck Mark's huge bubble-butt. Mark may have the testosterone but Phenix has the balls – he shouts orders and dominates the action – making sure both young hunks get their turn in the middle. Trent ends up on his knees covered in loads of cum!
I've always thought there was something inherently phony about trying to do "reality porn" because porn is so meticulously sculpted and completely unspontaneous by nature, but when it comes from the mind of genius Steven Scarborough, it makes me a believer. "The Dude Show" makes a good case for "reality porn" by not actually spoofing the genre. It goes no deeper than some taped interviews and guys supposedly living in a house together. There is no "Jersey Shore" drunkenness or "Real Housewives" extension-pulling drama, so calling it "reality" is merely a framing device, nothing more. It's honestly just nine guys with good personalities who use the "living together" idea as a reason to have sex, which is the focus of the movie. It never strays from that (well, one scene intro takes a bit of liberty). This is where Scarborough once again distances himself from everyone else. Call it "reality porn" or whatever you want but it all comes down to sweat-soaked guns-blazing sex of the kind few do as well as this master.
Doing "confessionals" for the camera, a mainstay of reality TV, are petit Tucker Vaughn and everyone's favorite strapping Southerner, Brandon Lewis. They discuss separately what they feel the scene will be like. Tucker is excited because he's never topped in a movie, yet also thinks he'll be a better bottom than Brandon, while Brandon is relying on his cockiness and muscles to shine. Their scene starts in the kitchen where they eat phallic foods and pretend the camera isn't there. Tucker clears the plates, leaving their area clean. "Takes like Twinkie," Brandon says as they kiss, a pun on Tucker's status and the fact that he's just eaten one of the cream-filled delicacies. Using so far just a little booth, the two manage to undress and make out, which Brandon dumping Tucker on the table so he can suck him. It's not so much the blowjob that has Tucker ginning broadly, but the fingering he's also getting. Tucker than sucks Brandon upside down and manages to deep-throat the hefty piece. The difficult space is mastered by these two in a fraught 69, where Brandon starts up with the fingering again. The "reality" house is rigged for sex any time, so Brandon finds a nearby condom and fucks Tucker missionary on the dinner table. Brandon goes at his prey with sexy jerks that threaten to unhinge the table from the floor. Watching Brandon slip his whole meat into Tucker's tight hole behind Tucker is magic, as great an insertion shot as can be imagined. The big flip flop comes with Brandon, his impossibly hard cock wagging all over the place, rides Tucker. He looks mighty comfortable going up and down until unloads. Tucker drops his cream on Brandon's shoulder and the two seem quite pleased.
Gavin Waters introduces himself to us naked on a ping pong table upside down! Sublimely handsome Gavin plays "strip ping pong" with blond Phillip Aubrey. Luckily, Phillip is a lousy ping pong player and his shirt is gone quickly, but Gavin's isn't far behind. Gavin has no clothes left to take off and still they play, since Phillip still has his underwear on. "Loser gets fucked first," they declare, and Phillip accuses Gavin of losing on purpose for that reason. Losing also means getting smacked on the ass by the paddle, which they enjoy for just a tad before Gavin mounts the table on all-fours and Phillip gives him an excited rimming, still smiling. These two are jokesters, but never at the expense of the sex. Phillip has a great time playing with Gavin's cock and ass, showing off his own gaping hole as he plays with Gavin's. Phillip then crouches over Gavin (on the ping pong table!) to fuck him. Phillip's strong fuck has a lot of determination in it and he hits Gavin darn hard and fast. Phillip is even better in an easier missionary position, really able to unravel a pounding fuck into Gavin. He starts putting a condom on Gavin before he stops fucking him so that the second he pulls out, he can go sit on Gavin's dick and bounce with his always-lively talent. He turns around on Gavin's dick without pulling off, a fun feat to watch. Phillip shoots while riding and then plays with Gavin's nipple until Gavin is done.
The epitome of brunet cuteness is Trent Locke, who is rather shy talking to the camera. He's going to be paired with Brandon Bangs, tattooed and wearing thick glasses. However, don't mistake Brandon for some nerd, because the way he handles a punching bag is all man! This scene has a fun little hook. Brandon is tired of having to wait his turn, so with a camera following him, he decides to find Trent and do it already. No more jacking off for him! He barges into Trent's room, where he finds Trent just sitting on the bed. Brandon tugs at his dick as Trent keeps up the aw-shucks newcomer attitude. When Brandon grabs Trent's dick, the latter is surprised, but Brandon says, "it's The Dude Show!" as if that means anything goes. After making sure Trent has filled in all the correct paperwork, he unleashes his cock and lets Trent go wild sucking it. Forget the retiring Trent, now the animal comes out and he gives Brandon a world-class deep-throat. On all-fours with his ass poked out and his mouth full of Brandon, Trent couldn't be sexier and Brandon fully appreciates it, pulling Trent's head down on him to receive the fantastic blowjob. Brandon, minus his glasses, starts licking at Trent's hole with a frisky tongue-flapping rimjob. He then takes Trent from behind, shoving in his thick cock and blasting away at Trent, who also backs up on Brandon to give it even more zest. Trent has clearly reached his favorite part and he bottoms beautifully. Neither guy lets up at all, turning in a fantastic fuck. Brandon sucks hairy-chested Trent's dick for a moment before nailing him again, this time with the bottom on his back. The burden is now squarely on Brandon since here is no way for Trent to help with the momentum, but Brandon is up to the task, screwing his furry partner until they both cum.
Not that this cast has been lacking in pizzazz, but it certainly gets a huge jolt from ginger-colored Brit Kennedy Carter. He introduces himself as "the baby of the house" and "a little chubby." The first may be true, the second not at all! He spends his time working out with Brandon Lewis, who has trouble keeping it non-sexual. The two heavily-accented guys play darts. Brandon flips Kennedy over his shoulder and deposits him on the ping pong table (which somehow survived one fuck intact already) so they can kiss and paw each other. Brandon's slow drawl is only a mask for his huge sexual appetite and before long, he's sucking Kennedy's uncut cock. It's not in the same league as what his housemates can do, but it's earnest. Kennedy's thickness is very imposing, but Brandon finds creative ways of pleasing it. Then it's Kennedy's turn and he goes ape shit on Brandon, giving his partner a fierce deep-throat that just doesn't quit; he's completely insatiable. With Brandon balanced on a big exercise ball, Kennedy then attacks his ass with the same fury, spitting and chasing. Brandon also eats Kennedy's ass, politely parting the pale white cheeks and tongue fucking the hairless hole. They go back and forth on each other's dicks and asses until Phenix Saint enters, pissed that "you guys started without me!" The tall inked brunet is hard and fees his cock to willing Brandon while Kennedy keeps his mouth working on Brandon's ass. Initially, Phenix doesn't add much to the scene except a cock for Brandon to suck while Kennedy tops Brandon. But, that's not Phenix's fault. It's no one's fault and all to Kennedy's credit. Kennedy gives Brandon the best fuck in the movie, a single-minded ball-smacking series of thrusts that show no sing of ever flagging. He doesn't care that Brandon is twice his size, that big fat dick of his is a weapon to be unleashed and he tears into Brandon with such delicious force. Kennedy then kneels on the floor and blows both guys, going past his gag point as Phenix forces him to deep-throat them both. There is no stopping Kennedy from stealing not just this scene, but the whole damn movie with his skills! Brandon takes his revenge on Kennedy by fucking him from behind while Kennedy continues to orally worship Phenix. After Kennedy's master class in sublime topping, not even dependable Brandon Lewis can equal what he did and he doesn't try, instead providing Kennedy with a facile and professional fuck. Then it's Phenix's turn to invade Kennedy's butt and he does so with grinding hips that smack his body against Kennedy's ass merrily. Kennedy grinds wickedly while kissing, licking and sucking Brandon. Phenix gets lots of points for animalistic nasty topping, with the sounds left in as proof (although not always matching up). Brandon cums into Kennedy's hand, followed by a blast from Kennedy on the trusty ping pong table and then a fun splash from Phenix.
The last cast member we meet is Mark Talon, laying it on a little thick while working the punching bag. He's a bit too eager to get fucked by Phenix, who finally gets to introduce himself, delighted by his new "older guy" look (he looks about 25, when did that become "older?"). They guys are sporty as they throw around a football, actually both sounding like they know the game. Football turns to wrestling and finally Mark can chow down on the hardon that has been growing obviously in Phenix's shorts. Burly Mark tries to give the blowjob of Phenix's ample cock some style, and Phenix insists on watching Mark's untanned asscheeks as gets sucked. In fact, it's Mark's working of his own ass that is the focal point here, not the good-enough-to-pass sucking. Who should appear with a hardon ready to go but the quietest member of the gang, Trent Locke. Phenix gives him orders at first, but once he has his dick firmly planted in Mark's ass, he knows what to do. It's hard to follow Kennedy Carter's three-way blaster, but Trent is agile. It's Mark who doesn't seem to register it too much as he keeps Phenix's dick in his mouth. Shown from underneath, there is proof of Trent's dominating abilities. Off to the ping pong table (which must be triply reinforced) again for Phenix to get his chance inside Mark. He breezes through the topping session, going again for a fast and furious routine. Mark begs for more, and gets it, but there's never an overwhelming feeling that he's enjoying himself. Mark tops Trent, starting off slowly and obviously far more comfortable with this change. Trent is the perfect bottom, so every top looks good doing him. As pushy as Mark gets, it's Trent's sucking of Phenix that grabs attention. Trent takes his place kneeling between the others so everyone can coat him in jism.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shot compilation; fuck compilation; trailers ("Sanctuary," "Sanctuary 2," "Major Asshole" and "Backroom Exclusive Videos: Volume 19"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
I've always thought there was something inherently phony about trying to do "reality porn" because porn is so meticulously sculpted and completely unspontaneous by nature, but when it comes from the mind of genius Steven Scarborough, it makes me a believer. "The Dude Show" makes a good case for "reality porn" by not actually spoofing the genre. It goes no deeper than some taped interviews and guys supposedly living in a house together. There is no "Jersey Shore" drunkenness or "Real Housewives" extension-pulling drama, so calling it "reality" is merely a framing device, nothing more. It's honestly just nine guys with good personalities who use the "living together" idea as a reason to have sex, which is the focus of the movie. It never strays from that (well, one scene intro takes a bit of liberty). This is where Scarborough once again distances himself from everyone else. Call it "reality porn" or whatever you want but it all comes down to sweat-soaked guns-blazing sex of the kind few do as well as this master.
Doing "confessionals" for the camera, a mainstay of reality TV, are petit Tucker Vaughn and everyone's favorite strapping Southerner, Brandon Lewis. They discuss separately what they feel the scene will be like. Tucker is excited because he's never topped in a movie, yet also thinks he'll be a better bottom than Brandon, while Brandon is relying on his cockiness and muscles to shine. Their scene starts in the kitchen where they eat phallic foods and pretend the camera isn't there. Tucker clears the plates, leaving their area clean. "Takes like Twinkie," Brandon says as they kiss, a pun on Tucker's status and the fact that he's just eaten one of the cream-filled delicacies. Using so far just a little booth, the two manage to undress and make out, which Brandon dumping Tucker on the table so he can suck him. It's not so much the blowjob that has Tucker ginning broadly, but the fingering he's also getting. Tucker than sucks Brandon upside down and manages to deep-throat the hefty piece. The difficult space is mastered by these two in a fraught 69, where Brandon starts up with the fingering again. The "reality" house is rigged for sex any time, so Brandon finds a nearby condom and fucks Tucker missionary on the dinner table. Brandon goes at his prey with sexy jerks that threaten to unhinge the table from the floor. Watching Brandon slip his whole meat into Tucker's tight hole behind Tucker is magic, as great an insertion shot as can be imagined. The big flip flop comes with Brandon, his impossibly hard cock wagging all over the place, rides Tucker. He looks mighty comfortable going up and down until unloads. Tucker drops his cream on Brandon's shoulder and the two seem quite pleased.
Gavin Waters introduces himself to us naked on a ping pong table upside down! Sublimely handsome Gavin plays "strip ping pong" with blond Phillip Aubrey. Luckily, Phillip is a lousy ping pong player and his shirt is gone quickly, but Gavin's isn't far behind. Gavin has no clothes left to take off and still they play, since Phillip still has his underwear on. "Loser gets fucked first," they declare, and Phillip accuses Gavin of losing on purpose for that reason. Losing also means getting smacked on the ass by the paddle, which they enjoy for just a tad before Gavin mounts the table on all-fours and Phillip gives him an excited rimming, still smiling. These two are jokesters, but never at the expense of the sex. Phillip has a great time playing with Gavin's cock and ass, showing off his own gaping hole as he plays with Gavin's. Phillip then crouches over Gavin (on the ping pong table!) to fuck him. Phillip's strong fuck has a lot of determination in it and he hits Gavin darn hard and fast. Phillip is even better in an easier missionary position, really able to unravel a pounding fuck into Gavin. He starts putting a condom on Gavin before he stops fucking him so that the second he pulls out, he can go sit on Gavin's dick and bounce with his always-lively talent. He turns around on Gavin's dick without pulling off, a fun feat to watch. Phillip shoots while riding and then plays with Gavin's nipple until Gavin is done.
The epitome of brunet cuteness is Trent Locke, who is rather shy talking to the camera. He's going to be paired with Brandon Bangs, tattooed and wearing thick glasses. However, don't mistake Brandon for some nerd, because the way he handles a punching bag is all man! This scene has a fun little hook. Brandon is tired of having to wait his turn, so with a camera following him, he decides to find Trent and do it already. No more jacking off for him! He barges into Trent's room, where he finds Trent just sitting on the bed. Brandon tugs at his dick as Trent keeps up the aw-shucks newcomer attitude. When Brandon grabs Trent's dick, the latter is surprised, but Brandon says, "it's The Dude Show!" as if that means anything goes. After making sure Trent has filled in all the correct paperwork, he unleashes his cock and lets Trent go wild sucking it. Forget the retiring Trent, now the animal comes out and he gives Brandon a world-class deep-throat. On all-fours with his ass poked out and his mouth full of Brandon, Trent couldn't be sexier and Brandon fully appreciates it, pulling Trent's head down on him to receive the fantastic blowjob. Brandon, minus his glasses, starts licking at Trent's hole with a frisky tongue-flapping rimjob. He then takes Trent from behind, shoving in his thick cock and blasting away at Trent, who also backs up on Brandon to give it even more zest. Trent has clearly reached his favorite part and he bottoms beautifully. Neither guy lets up at all, turning in a fantastic fuck. Brandon sucks hairy-chested Trent's dick for a moment before nailing him again, this time with the bottom on his back. The burden is now squarely on Brandon since here is no way for Trent to help with the momentum, but Brandon is up to the task, screwing his furry partner until they both cum.
Not that this cast has been lacking in pizzazz, but it certainly gets a huge jolt from ginger-colored Brit Kennedy Carter. He introduces himself as "the baby of the house" and "a little chubby." The first may be true, the second not at all! He spends his time working out with Brandon Lewis, who has trouble keeping it non-sexual. The two heavily-accented guys play darts. Brandon flips Kennedy over his shoulder and deposits him on the ping pong table (which somehow survived one fuck intact already) so they can kiss and paw each other. Brandon's slow drawl is only a mask for his huge sexual appetite and before long, he's sucking Kennedy's uncut cock. It's not in the same league as what his housemates can do, but it's earnest. Kennedy's thickness is very imposing, but Brandon finds creative ways of pleasing it. Then it's Kennedy's turn and he goes ape shit on Brandon, giving his partner a fierce deep-throat that just doesn't quit; he's completely insatiable. With Brandon balanced on a big exercise ball, Kennedy then attacks his ass with the same fury, spitting and chasing. Brandon also eats Kennedy's ass, politely parting the pale white cheeks and tongue fucking the hairless hole. They go back and forth on each other's dicks and asses until Phenix Saint enters, pissed that "you guys started without me!" The tall inked brunet is hard and fees his cock to willing Brandon while Kennedy keeps his mouth working on Brandon's ass. Initially, Phenix doesn't add much to the scene except a cock for Brandon to suck while Kennedy tops Brandon. But, that's not Phenix's fault. It's no one's fault and all to Kennedy's credit. Kennedy gives Brandon the best fuck in the movie, a single-minded ball-smacking series of thrusts that show no sing of ever flagging. He doesn't care that Brandon is twice his size, that big fat dick of his is a weapon to be unleashed and he tears into Brandon with such delicious force. Kennedy then kneels on the floor and blows both guys, going past his gag point as Phenix forces him to deep-throat them both. There is no stopping Kennedy from stealing not just this scene, but the whole damn movie with his skills! Brandon takes his revenge on Kennedy by fucking him from behind while Kennedy continues to orally worship Phenix. After Kennedy's master class in sublime topping, not even dependable Brandon Lewis can equal what he did and he doesn't try, instead providing Kennedy with a facile and professional fuck. Then it's Phenix's turn to invade Kennedy's butt and he does so with grinding hips that smack his body against Kennedy's ass merrily. Kennedy grinds wickedly while kissing, licking and sucking Brandon. Phenix gets lots of points for animalistic nasty topping, with the sounds left in as proof (although not always matching up). Brandon cums into Kennedy's hand, followed by a blast from Kennedy on the trusty ping pong table and then a fun splash from Phenix.
The last cast member we meet is Mark Talon, laying it on a little thick while working the punching bag. He's a bit too eager to get fucked by Phenix, who finally gets to introduce himself, delighted by his new "older guy" look (he looks about 25, when did that become "older?"). They guys are sporty as they throw around a football, actually both sounding like they know the game. Football turns to wrestling and finally Mark can chow down on the hardon that has been growing obviously in Phenix's shorts. Burly Mark tries to give the blowjob of Phenix's ample cock some style, and Phenix insists on watching Mark's untanned asscheeks as gets sucked. In fact, it's Mark's working of his own ass that is the focal point here, not the good-enough-to-pass sucking. Who should appear with a hardon ready to go but the quietest member of the gang, Trent Locke. Phenix gives him orders at first, but once he has his dick firmly planted in Mark's ass, he knows what to do. It's hard to follow Kennedy Carter's three-way blaster, but Trent is agile. It's Mark who doesn't seem to register it too much as he keeps Phenix's dick in his mouth. Shown from underneath, there is proof of Trent's dominating abilities. Off to the ping pong table (which must be triply reinforced) again for Phenix to get his chance inside Mark. He breezes through the topping session, going again for a fast and furious routine. Mark begs for more, and gets it, but there's never an overwhelming feeling that he's enjoying himself. Mark tops Trent, starting off slowly and obviously far more comfortable with this change. Trent is the perfect bottom, so every top looks good doing him. As pushy as Mark gets, it's Trent's sucking of Phenix that grabs attention. Trent takes his place kneeling between the others so everyone can coat him in jism.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shot compilation; fuck compilation; trailers ("Sanctuary," "Sanctuary 2," "Major Asshole" and "Backroom Exclusive Videos: Volume 19"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***