Norman Desmond and the gang are back. This sex sequel offers a couple of thrills and chills when it is not too shrill with over-the-top melodrama. The storyline is fun to watch in a campy sort of way, and the more inspired sex sequences are pretty good. My buddy Chip even made a rare visit to the screening room to check out this one. He made it through a couple of scenes, anyway.
Max the chauffeur is now a pornographer. Played by Max Stone, the video opens with his character directing a three way. J.T. Sloan is the centerpiece, sporting a very edible boner as his costars' wienies are semi-swelled or hidden. After a while, a second guy shows some wood. Both Chip and I agree he resembles Richard Gere. Before the scene goes much farther, the director is paged away from the set. As the assistant director takes over, Sloan and the second guy pop solid cummers. "That Sloan guy has a nice dick," remarks Chip as the romp ends.
I won't get too entangled in the plot, as the twisting drama is a major part of the flick. The first leg features a brief prison J/O scene, a suicide and the always delightful Sharon Kane, playing a down-and-out trashy mom. Of further interest is her nerdy son, Rick Matthews, who we learn has been fathered by Norman Desmond.
After this overly long plot transition, we get back to the sex when Matthews spies two farm hands doing the nasty in the barn. A smooth cowboy has a big veiny dong, and he looks good fucking his hairy buddy's mouth. Chip adds, "I like the voyeuristic aspect to this." On the oral swap, the cowboy's boner is stronger than his partner who is getting sucked. But he ends up on the bottom for a decent corn holing session. They both clump out thick waddage. Noting that as a Sunset Boulevard fan, the vid is way far afield, Chip excuses himself and retires for the night.
Alone, I brave the next scene, which has Matthews deciding to infuriate his mom by becoming a porn star. L.A., here we come! There is a cute make-over scene where Matthews goes from geek to West Hollywood chic. After a long photo session, we get to the sex when the photographer makes the moves on the newcomer. Matthews looks good getting blown and rimmed. The photographer's dick is surprisingly big and rich when he has his turn to get sucked. Later, Matthews bends over for the full salami, and we get incredible cram action and big, sloppy pop shots.
The story takes a detour as Kane's character watches an old black-and-white porn tape, featuring Zack Spears and Chris Champion (talk about a blast from the past). The footage really does seem to authentically dated, but it delivers hot suck and ass slamming action. (Ending credits say the scene is from Too Damn Big). Later, Kane is sent into another marathon drama scene.
To make an unnecessarily long story short, Matthews ends up in a three-way with a cute blond private eye and his mentor Max Stone. The private dick has a big one, but it sort of hangs there as they perform a somewhat-aroused suck session. In a surprise move, Matthews is the first top man, putting it to Stone. Later, the cute blond detective gets his big schlong hard enough to enter Matthews, making it a three-way plug in. We get some nice views. Of course, it ends with them setting up separate J/O's. The detective and Matthews pop good jizzers, but Stone doesn't even cum.
If you like campy, over-the top porn acting, this is the video for you. Nobody does it better (or worse?) than this ensemble. Like Chip, fans of Sunset Boulevard won't find much to reminisce about here, unless they are familiar with Catalina's first installment of Sunsex Blvd. Though it stumbles a bit in the finale, the video's sex action builds nicely in the middle scenes, with the third one being a scorcher. Those in it for only the sex may rediscover why they invented the fast-forward button. For what it offers on these different levels, Return to Sunsex Blvd. may be worth the trip.
- Hank Ferguson