Every once in awhile I get a craving for some dark chocolate meat and Dark Journeys 5 filled that need. Don't ask what the title has to do with the video, I don't know. I don't know any of the performers names either because the video box and the film itself don't indicate who is who. So I'm muddling through here.
We open with a sofa and two black men fighting to see who can shove their tongue deeper down the other ones throat. (All black men are sexy kissers, if you ask me - black men and Rod Barry) Both sport big ole dicks which they both sample before the bald guy gets fucked. Some great, creamy loads top the scene.
Next, we're in a bedroom where a client is being massage by a masseur and his assistant. Soon, the clothing is gone and everybody's oiling everybody up. They all taste various pieces and crevices of each other before the client fucks both men (with some troublesome erection problems) to gooey climax. A word of warning - some of the fucking done in this scene is bareback. It's hot - but dangerous.
Now we move to a futon, where the assistant reappears paired with the bald guy from the first scene. This is the hottest scene in the film - the assistant licks the bald guy's body up and down which culminates in one of the hottest rim sequences I've ever seen. Watching his pink tongue burrow its way into the dark hole of his partner will definitely have you rewinding. The assistant fucks his bald friend (Warning! Another bareback scene!) and both simultaneously spooge.
The final scene is the only one with any dialogue and none of it made sense. Basically, the masseur and his lover are having a spat, the masseur feels ignored so he coerces his lover to come over and pay some attention to him. Once his lover drops his pants, I was wondering why the masseur wasn't begging more - his lover is HUGE. The masseur attempts to swallow his man (virtually impossible), then rims him, then throws his legs up in the air and takes every inch up his screaming hole.
The men are hot and really get into what they're doing with each other. But what loses a ton of points is the amateurish direction and rotten camera technique. There was so much shaking in this video I thought Charo had swallowed her maracas. Director Christopher Ford is obviously a one-man-band but the video suffers for it. His was a plate that had just too much food on it.
- Jeremy Spencer