Chi Chi LaRue has the wackiest sense of humor. I mean, who else could have dreamed up such a zany story?
Here's the premise: Sexy daddy Clint Cooper is in a horrible accident where his hand is chopped off. Through a bizarre string of coincidences (none of which are explained, of course), Haus Weston has died and has donated his body. So the doctors, instead of prosthetics, decide to attach Weston's hand to Cooper's body.
I told you it was weird.
Weston, it turns out, was a big sex-pig, and Cooper is sexually repressed. Weston watches over his hand - because watching over a kidney is probably not as much fun - and, in the hospital bed as Cooper sleeps, gets the hand to move on its own. Soon, the hand is stroking Cooper's meaty dick to orgasm, the shocked patient awakening as a stream of spooge paints his chest. This hand has a mind of its own!
Cooper gets out of the hospital and hooks up with oversexed buddy Peter Wilder. (I can't picture Wilder playing anything but oversexed.) Wilder thinks that the dilemma Cooper is having is cool: "It's kinda hot not having control over a part of your body," he says. Soon, the hand acts on Wilder's thoughts and reaches for the bulge in his bud's jeans. What ensues is a hot little oral encounter where the two boys trade blow, then rim jobs (Cooper needs some help with his rimming technique) before simultaneously exploding. Cooper has a terrific explosive cumshot, complete with growls and vocals and everything.
As Cooper sleeps, Weston appears and tells his sleeping host of the good times that hand has had. (I know, it's bizarre!) In a scene that really doesn't fit in the context of the video - and most likely was just a showcase for the AWV exclusives, Weston has a relatively lackluster foursome that includes Bryce London (ultra-cutie), Leo Lyons (who is still just a fuckin-hunk-and-a-half in my humble opinion) and the return of Jake Cannon. Cannon had been out of the blue video market for a couple of years and decided to make a one-shot return. Lyons and London are the tops here, plowing Weston and Cannon's fields. The boys stay hard but don't look all that enthusiastic.
Cooper works out and heads to the shower where Scott Matthews, Chad Savage and Nino Bacci gawk at him. "That's the freak," one of them mutters. They taunt him by dropping all three towels and pointing their boners at him. At the mercy of his hand, Cooper can only watch in horror as his hand reaches for the nearest dick. It's a terrific scene, Matthews the one receiving dick in all orifices. However, the best chemistry in the entire scene is that of Chad Savage (who is an adorable cutie) and Nino Bacci (one of my future boyfriends). They attack each other's dicks and asses and can't keep their mouths off one another. LaRue would be smart to pair these two dynamos up in an upcoming video. Sadly, poor Matthews and Cooper are almost overshadowed by Bacci and Savage's interactions. Only annoyance with this scene was the way it was shot - like The Poseidon Adventure (you know, the movie where the ship is hit by the tidal wave and capsizes). Just be careful viewing - whiplash, you know.
Final scene pairs up Cooper (who basically dominates this video) and supersexy Tanner Hayes, who is just a terrific power bottom. Hayes wants the relationship to go further (this is the first time we hear about this "relationship," by the way) but Cooper is never interested. However, thanks to his new horny hand, Cooper dives right in to little Hayes' butt. Some terrific 69-ing and great oral work before Cooper briefly plows Hayes' succulent ass. Cooper, in turn, lets loose his explosive wad. It's a great capper to a fine scene.
Overall, a funny video. Fine direction from LaRue, as is expected. Good performances, sexual and otherwise, from the cast.
Honestly, wouldn't we all like a helping hand in the sex department? Instead of thinking twice about grabbing some guys' dick, you can always blame the hand.
Hey ? LaRue may have just given me my next excuse. Try calling the cops on me THIS time, guys!
- Jeremy Spencer