It's an ages-old question, one that crops up every time the Powerball jackpot gets up over a certain figure: What would you do if you won the lottery and became a millionaire? Survivor winner Richard Hatch used part of his million to get a new body. I was pretty certain I knew the answer to this question myself, until this delightful treat from Falcon International showed up in my pile of tapes to review. (Thank you Big Daddy!) Now, all bets are off. Forget about the waxed pecs of P-Town or Boystown, or even Saugatuck for that matter. I'd take my million and stake out a claim in Eastern Europe, where it appears there is an endless supply of versatile pups eager and ready to please.
True to form, this video saves plot development for later on. We start with three machinists using their break time to polish their tools. Stefan Racz is wielding some sort of hydraulic drill with a dildo on the end, which pile-drives into Johan Reves' tight blonde hole. (Not available at the Home Depot, yet; sorry, I checked!)
In the meantime, Reves is paying careful attention to the uncut wiener of Losif Costea. I have to admit Costea was one of my favorite guys here. Costea is the beefy quarterback type, you know the one who got chest and pubic hair long before the others in gym class, with a thick uncut cock and furry thighs. (Apparently and refreshingly, it's not just the women from the Eastern Bloc who don't shave!) Reves and Racz prove to be quite versatile in this scene, as they both take turns licking Costea's pole and fucking each other. All three spew big wads, which they massage into cottage cheese inside of their thick foreskins.
It's after break time - busted up by the shop boss - that we get into a little story setup. As usual, the subtitles and the plot for the most part are unnecessary to anyone except the reviewer. If you'd like to skip the plot development, here's the gist of the story: Boss is mean. Marius Reves has lucky lottery ticket and wins a million. Cut to new millionaire Reves at car lot. Inside Emil Moldovan and Remus Orza get news of big car sale and celebrate... stop... hit play.
Moldovan and Orza, like many of the guys in this movie have almost soap-opera-quality good looks, tall, lithe bodies, chiseled features and nice hair. They kiss and then Moldovan works his tongue around Orza's hairy chest and armpits. While they are having their way with each other on the desk, Reve's wanders in and watches from the door, quietly stroking his own bone as Moldovan lowers himself on to Orza's fat rod. There are some nice shots here. I have to give my compliments to the camera guy who had to have as much time on his back making this movie as the actors did. There are some nice ass shots, here and throughout the video, that show ever inch of rod plowing deeply into a tight butt hole. Reve's blows his wad on the doorframe. Orza and Moldovan both shoot juicy jizz gloms.
It's nice that many of the bottoms in this video are pretty butch; granted it's a foreign-language video, but the tendencies for a queenie bottom to "squeal like a woman" when getting fucked can sometimes ruin an otherwise high-quality scene.
Next, in a scene that again could easily be an Eastern Bloc soap opera, beautiful Peter Krisztia is having his large boner serviced by equally handsome Serge Racz. In a lavish lodge-type setting, Krisztia lounges on the leather sofa, feeding his cock to Racz. Krisztia isn't one of those bossy "suck my dick" types; he takes his turn at Racz's silky pole. We get some nice camera shots of Krisztia plowing into Racz's hairy ass, from behind, so we can see Krisztia's own butt contracting with each thrust. The cast must have saved their loads during this shoot, because like the others, Racz and Krisztia blow nice wads. Reve's shows up afterwards, and it seems he's going to be buying the chalet.
Fast forward again. It's ok if you miss the subtitles about Reve's buying the house, buying his old machine shop, giving everyone a raise and two weeks of vacation and firing the "mean boss." But do not miss the house-warming surprise from co-workers Alexandru Cuza and Livius Rousso. Fans of blonds will like this scene as the boys get down to action. Rousso has the most chiseled body of the three, and Cuza and Reves enjoy working on it. These guys are really into it, and the camera doesn't miss a thing! Reves ends up in the middle of this boy-butt sandwich, with Rousso pounding into him and Cuza's ass swallowing his throbbing rod. Nobody was a disappointment in the jizz department, here or in the rest of this film.
I could yack at length about the production quality of this video, something I only save for people who upon hearing my profession ask, "But aren't they all the same?" But let's give credit where credit is due: given the quality of the shots on screen, A big round of applause to the director, crew and editor for keeping the pacing at just the right speed. And let's hear it for a cast who, in order to get those shots, must stand on one foot, with the other leg behind their ear, with a large penis in a small tight place, while their partner stands on tip toe, so he doesn't block the light or the camera. Oh yeah, and be sure to smile and have fun!
A million dollars probably doesn't buy much of a lifestyle here in America anymore, so, I wouldn't mind taking my winnings, grabbing Reves and his buddies and taking up residence in stylish digs in the mountains of Eastern Europe. And that's my final answer.
- Harry Bayer