Oh, to be a director of male erotica -- the challenges, the responsibilities, and the little bags of peanuts you have to endure while jetting around the world in search of beautiful men to photograph naked. Who'd want to do that? Casting seems to be no problem, however, for director (and star in this case), Steve Jerome, who turns up gorgeous specimens of manhood wherever he goes, from England to New Mexico. And now, of course, with the Internet, casting is even easier -- who needs to jet around so much when guys have live Web cams?
That's just how Jerome encounters contestant No. 1, Dave Cody, a gorgeous African-American stud whose V-shaped torso, six-pack abs and thick dick pop up when Jerome logs on. Cody is a "10" from every angle, as he shows off his well-sculpted body in bed, taking on and off his jeans, and in various other erotic poses.
Next up in Jerome's star-search is none other than Tuck Johnson, and if ever any guy deserved the star treatment, it's Tuck. With his creamy, smooth skin, his Antonio Sabato-like looks, and his thick, long dick, he is definitely ready for his close-up. But that doesn't come until later. Anyway, Johnson raises his erection perpen-dick-ular, until it looks like it's just about ready to pop off in his photo shoot.
Johnson returns later for one of the video's outdoor shoots, and as he romps along the riverbank nude it's easy to see why he was chosen for one of the "nature-boy" scenes -- he looks like something out of an artist's sketchbook, his perfect male anatomy a natural blend with the woodland surroundings. It would be amazing to go camping with this guy -- as long as he promised to stay naked the whole time.
Also worth mentioning is dark-haired, cutie-pie Hans Ebson, who gets his chance for Jerome's cameras and makes the most of it -- his uncut beauty of a dick reaching for the skies.
There are others, but two scenes stand out as vividly as Johnson's in the woods. The first is with Prince Bolero, a "young, Spanish prince," or so he is referred to in the narration. Bolero can do the amazing levitating dick trick (his erection rises seemingly on its own, without aid of hands, mouth, or Sabrina the Teenage Witch -- I used to have a boyfriend who could do this, but that's another story). Bolero is part-time horse rancher, part-time fireman -- the scenes with him riding bareback (in the most literal way) are great, and the dissolves of him in his fireman uniform, from dressed to undressed and back again, will satisfy the fireman fantasy for many.
In many ways, Bolero's scenes are the most erotic in the video, as he seems to be a real guy who just enjoys being an exhibitionist (in addition to a fireman and a rancher). Note to fireman fans: there's another fireman, Patrick Wade, with heart-melting eyes, who romps around a fire station in and out of his uniform, too.
The other really fun, standout scene is with bodybuilder Kerry Kristian, as the camera follows his assignment as a greeting card model. We get to watch, as Kristian is body-painted for the shoot, which he does, fully nude, and then we get to follow him to the shower as he washes off the paint.
The final scene brings back Dave Cody and pairs him with Chris Woods, a white guy with a really, really big dick. Cody and Woods do a sort of hokey "Blair Witch" thing in the woods, but they redeem themselves when they get back to the lake, where they both get naked and sun themselves. Both guys are hot and eminently watchable as they cavort naked in the water and the sun.
Overall, "Blue Velvet 2" is not quite as much fun as the first -- the sense of finding something new is missing. Casting guys like Johnson and Ebson, who are no doubt more popular and well-known than the models in the first "Blue Velvet," makes this less like a find, and more like a typical body-worship video. However, the quality of production, the models, and the direction are first-rate, and the material is lengthy, like the guys' dicks. For those reasons alone, "Natural Men: Blue Velvet 2" is well worth your time.
A Video Review by Martin Cox