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Distributor | Released | Length |
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Titan Media | 2000 | 130 |
Description source: promotional material
Joe Hix wears the overalls in this garage... until tattooed Eddie Moreno wants it delivered fast and hard. Joe decides a tune-up is in order and works Eddie's tits with a pair of pliers. When When Steve Carlisle clocks in for work, Joe demands a blowjob, then piston fucks his hairy blond hole. In the garage latrine, Mitch Ryder pisses a river everywhere but in the urinal while Ross Taylor drains his hose in the sink. Bruce Jennings, a snotty kid with a cell phone stuck to his ear, complains his car isn't ready. Rolio Vizzarro ties him up to the pit rack with his own tie, then beats him with his own belt. Both Steve and Joe get down on big black Jack Simmons' crank shaft. But wait! The fun has just begun.
Joe Hix wears the overalls in this garage, at least until his first customer asks for service. Tattooed Eddie Moreno wants it delivered fast and hard and Joe whips it out with the raw power of one of the over-stoked cars he works on. Eddie gets his tits worked over with a pair of pliers and his cock and balls tuned precisely with a wrench hung by a cord strapped so tight around his balls that they turn red and sweaty: just the way Joe likes them. That's only appetizers for Joe.
Jack Simmons gets hot and starts fucking Steve's furry butt. He slams Steve's mouth on his dick while Joe rams a wrist-thick black dildo up Steve's hungry butt so fast and hard that he blasts a load on his hairy chest. Down on the garage floor, Rolio Vizarro has Bruce Jennings tied up to the rack with his own tie and found the perfect tool to beat the smart-ass out of pretty boy Bruce -- his own belt. Whipped and slapped, Bruce's vulnerable body writhes. Jack slams Steve's mouth on his dick while Joe rams a wrist-thick black dildo up Steve's hungry butt so fast and hard that he blasts a load on his hairy chest. In the bathroom it's a hot scene ending with Ross Taylor splayed out on the tile floor with cum dripping from his goatee and Mitch Ryder's boot grinding down hard into his hairy chest. Once he's got Bruce's valves wide open and well lubed, Rolio pulls his big dark cock out of his overalls and plows Bruce's lilly-white ass. A few well-aimed slaps make Bruce know who's in control of his butt.
Back in the office, hungry Eddie needs more service and gets it from Joe, Jack and Bruce. Tongue to butt, dick to mouth, cock to ass -- it's a four way fuck-stack. On the garage floor, Ross is getting it from both ends. Mitch is up his ass and Rolio down his throat. Bruce is at work down below, sucking and licking anything he can get his mouth on. He finally gets his lips around to cleaning Mitch's ass-wet dick like the good boy he is. Once Jack shoots his load, they rally around and launch cum jets over Jack's brown mountain chest. Clean-up time. Nasty Eddie is all smiles.
"Jacked Up" proves at least one thing. If you were to remake director Rip Colt's 70s porn classic "Grease Monkies," musclestud Big Max would have a run for his money with newcomers like Steve Carlisle, Joe Hix and Ross Taylor. Although this production borrows elements, it is more like an echo than a remake. What comes through loud and clear here from that era, though, is the gruff, no-holes-barred approach to documenting men having inspired sex with men, and, "Jacked Up" is decidedly manly, and for the most part very raunchy.
Tattooed and humpy Eddie Moreno is waiting for his car to be repaired and grease monkey Joe Hix -- a tall, lean and muscular fellow -- offers his long cock to Eddie to make the time go faster (better than the dog-eared magazines on the table) and Eddie eagerly swallows Joe's cock with aplomb, over and over until it's nice and hard. Then Joe takes a few licks on Eddie's uncut slab before preparing his compact customer for a bit of cock-and-ball torture. Joe twists a long bootlace around Eddie's balls, cock and waist and then suspends a big-ass red wrench from Eddie's aching nuts. Now grimacing, silver pliers are clamped onto Eddie’s tits. Ouch! Joe is turned on by the excruciating looks on Eddie's face and removes the pliers and jerks out a huge load of cum from his big low-hangers. Eddie follows suit.
Joe, still horny, meets up with another mechanic, Steve Carlisle, in the office. Joe unzips his coveralls and Steve, a sensationally built man with thick muscles and a gorgeous bubble butt, lunges into his crotch. The scene then switches to the bathroom where Ross Taylor (muscular, scruffy beard) is taking a piss in the urinal while Rolio Vizarro is taking a piss in the sink. Rolio leaves and bumps into head mechanic Jack Simmons who explains that a difficult customer has arrived. The difficult customer is cellphone-yakking yuppie Bruce Jennings (tall, swimmer's build). Bruce gets quite huffy with Rolio when he learns that his car is not ready and an angered Rolio retaliates by attacking Bruce, ripping off his khakis and stringing him up for a flogging with a strap. Apparently, the customer isn't always right.
We cut back to Steve on his knees -- and in hog-heaven -- sucking Joe. Jack Simmons enters and joins the gathering. Jack, seated, pulls out that famous black prick and cock-hungry Steve pounces with delight. Joe and Jack kiss and then Joe dives for Jack's big curvy cock, too. Steve and Joe take turns handling the monster before Steve kneels on a chair and sticks his ass in Jack's face and buries his face in Joe's crotch. As Jack licks and munches into the mountainous cheeks as best he can, Joe reaches over and pulls the big globes apart for better access for Jack's tongue. Jack then finger-fucks the moist hole for a bit and then shoves his cock in. (Back in the garage, Rolio is still roughing Bruce up and then treats Mr. Smarty Pants to a golden shower.) Following Jack's pummeling, Joe fucks a spread-eagled Steve on a desk before shoving a big black dildo into him, which makes Steve cum while the dildo is still firmly lodged up his tunnel.
Ross, still hanging out in the bathroom, spies humpy Mitch Ryder's cock as he's pissing (Ross is "washing his hands" and peering over the divider). Ross gets caught looking. Mitch orders him to his knees to suck what he's been staring at. Guilty as charged, he promptly plops down and goes cock-mad in two seconds flat. Mitch has a nice hard cock and big muscular thighs that help him with his powerful hip-thrusts nearly choking poor Ross. Mitch eventually pulls out of the hot mouth and dumps his load on Ross' furry chest. He then knocks Ross back on the floor and makes him sniff his boot and Ross jerks off with Mitch's boot on his naked chest.
Back in the garage, Rolio is now fucking the daylights out of a strung-up Bruce. Rolio is slamming in and out of the whimpering know-it-all and smacking his backside with his hand and barking out demeaning phrases before fucking him atop a stack of tires. Rolio then proceeds to shove the handle of a screwdriver into Bruce's juicy hole. Mitch, having finished off Ross in the bathroom, approaches and sticks his cock down Bruce's throat as Rolio continues to jab and twist the screwdriver in his other end. Eventually, Ross emerges from the bathroom, too, and takes a liking to Rolio's thick cock as Bruce, from below, licks Ross' furry nuts as Mitch plays with Ross' tanned cheeks from behind. Mitch then bends Ross over and sticks his cock in and Rolio continues to feed him cock. As Mitch thrusts in and out of Ross, Rolio clamps pliers onto Ross' tits. Ross moans loudly before, during and after the clamping. Mitch pulls out, tosses his load on Ross' back and Rolio then squirts his chest full of goo.
The last scene is another hot four-way with Eddie Moreno, Jack Simmons, Joe Hix and Steve Carlisle. This time, however, Steve does not get any dick up his chute -- Eddie does. On his back, Jack serves up much black cock for Eddie's tight cheeks to enjoy. Eddie rocks back and forth all the while his hard cock flopping up and down on Jack's hard belly and Steve is sitting on Jack’s face and Joe is on the sidelines pawing at Eddie, Jack and Steve. Eddie and Steve yank out their loads first, followed by an amazing gusher from Jack and another thick load from Joe. I don't know if these guys are any good at fixing cars but they sure can suck and fuck!
Like "Grease Monkies," whose success it will probably duplicate, this video tells a story of sexual aggression against a backdrop of masculine craving. It suggests, not implausibly, that devotion to humiliating discipline and self-sacrificing duty -- in this case in a car garage -- can be a crucible of ecstasy. Well, actually, the video doesn't come right out and state any such thing but rather hammers its point home with a cascade of tool-aided sex scenes (screwdrivers, pliers, etc.). And, in the end, Rolio Vizarro, Eddie Moreno and Jack Simmons are the veterans of this ensemble effort who very effectively bring out the best -- and raunchiest! -- from newcomers Ross Taylor, Mitch Ryder, Joe Hix and Bruce Jennings.
Messrs. Mills and Creg offer "Jacked Up" as a raunchy reminder that TITAN videos don't have to be majestic visual displays to do the trick.
Sometimes all you need is a little grease.
Special DVD Features on DVD: Digitally remastered, slide-show gallery, stereo sound, chapter index, no regional coding, parental lock and a behind-the-scenes interview with porn star Eddie Moreno.
A DVD Review by Butch Harris
After watching Jacked Up, I wanted to speed to the local mechanic's shop for some needless repairs. I would if they had this crew of manpigs in heat. I can't tell a Midas muffler from a Nordstrom's scarf but - like the customers in this video - I'd be willing to be taken for a ride. Only this time, instead of getting billed for bogus work, the clients get lubed, rimmed and test driven. Though Titan specializes in masculine men, the casting in this video is exceptional, and the attention to detail is impressive. The mechanics are beefy, heart-pounding, big-donged brutes who swagger, swear, spit and piss, giving new meaning to "customer service." In this wonderfully rough, blue-collar fantasy fuck-fest, even the UPS man gets into the action, delivering his package in the rear, over and over. Who said getting the shaft was such a bad thing?
In the waiting room, butch beefcake Eddie Moreno meets with Joe Hix to discuss his chassis. Hix is either a genuine mechanic or a Hell's Angel - he's tall, rugged, muscular, tattooed, pony-tailed - and has grease under his fingernails. Instead of giving him a needed manicure, Moreno lets Hix force-feed him with a meaty dipstick. This scene has consensual, brutal play, including nipple work, cock and ball slapping, chokeholds and punching. Hix delivers his action and lines with the authenticity of a master. He binds Moreno's cock and balls and hangs a large wrench from the bundle. Then Moreno gets an industrial strength tit clamping. Hix really is the helpful hardware man. With the occasional siren blaring in the background, there is also some energetic rimming, sucking and fucking. Both cum, and a grateful-looking Moreno licks up his mess. Just what the customer ordered.
Hix joins fellow grease monkey Steve Carlisle in the office and proceeds to forcefully fuck his face - I sense a theme here. Carlisle is cute, blond, beefy and has a nice hairy butt. He might know how to drive a tow truck, but who the hell cares? Jack Simmons joins them. Simmons inspired the literary classics Black Beauty and Jack's Big Cock. The crew proceeds to show true office spirit by blowing each other and swapping rim jobs. Simmons is a pro cock sucker, but the other two can't quite deep throat his crankshaft. Not having this shit, Simmons proceeds to plow Carlisle's hairy grease pit. Hix then fucks the sweat-drenched Carlisle with a large dildo. Like coworkers everywhere, they encourage each other to blow hefty loads.
Through skillful videography and sound editing, Jacked Up deftly cuts between several ongoing scenes - creating the sense that pig sex permeates the walls of this garage. You sometimes hear the voices of the other actors in off-screen action, along with the random bursts of a hydraulic lug "put-er-on-er" (I failed auto shop).
By the car lift, swarthy, muscle daddy Rollo Vizarro briefly endures the bitching of lean, chiseled Bruce Jennings. Being a professional automotive technician, Vizarro recalls workshops about "dealing with difficult customers" and proceeds to spit in Jenning's face and forcibly tie him to the bumper of a hoisted car. Vizarro then whips Jennings with a belt and pisses on him. Why can't I ever get this kind of service? Later, Vizarro uses a truck grade lube gun to prime Jennings' butt - his hole is Chevy tough. Still in overalls, Vizarro pulls his dick out and fucks Jenning's ass. This scene comes very close to simulated rape - except that now Jennings is not tied up but holding the bumper. Resistance turned to willing submission. Now only clad in a stained jock, the grimy Vizaro shoves Jennings onto a pile of tires. Jennings' pants are tangled around his ankles but he manages to raise his legs so Vizarro can burn rubber. Vizarro cums amidst guttural grunts and groans.
Tired of waiting for his car, Mendoza joins Carlisle, Simmons and Hix in the office for some team cock sucking, rimming and fucking. It beats reading old magazines. Mendoza is an expert at deep throat and works on Hix's and Simmons' tubesteaks (he doesn't take all of Simmons' meat prong, but given more time, he could). Everyone is eating ass or dick - is this a garage or a diner?
While pissing in the sink, handsome, hairy, "Tom of Finland" look-alike Ross Taylor exchanges glances with cute, smooth delivery man Mitch Ryder. Ryder is delivering a hot load of meat and, while using the urinal, still manages to splay piss all over. A thoughtful professional who anticipates his customer's needs, Ryder pushes Taylor to the floor, spits in his face, and fucks his throat. There's plenty of piss, sweat and spit and Ryder spunks on Taylor's massive hairy chest. Ryder grinds his cum into Taylor's chest with his boot and the euphoric Taylor shoots too. As hot as this scene was, I'd hate to be the janitor.
Back in the garage, Vizarro makes Jennings' cum by fucking him with a large screwdriver (with the handle - they're pigs, not lunatics). They're joined by Ryder who fucks Jennings' face and then sits on it. Vizarro calls Jennings a "cock whore" and pisses on him again. Then the delectably submissive Taylor arrives and swallows Vizarro's pole while taking it up his hairy ass from Ryder. Jennings is on the bottom of this frenzy, licking everything his tongue can reach. Vizarro works Taylor's nipples with some clamps. Ryder rams it home and cums. Its one sloppy, wet, cum-and-piss drenched mass of man flesh. Does this garage take Visa?
Jacked Up showcases Titan Media's trademark beefy, hung, masculine hunks. This gem packs rough play, sweaty/grimy trade, and some piss play into a nonstop action rumble. (Videos with piss scenes might have to be special ordered.) Anyone who likes domination will have a continual hard-on. This is not for those who prefer vanilla sex or who are compulsive house cleaners. All of the scenes were standouts, but those with Vizarro are classic. Both he and Taylor can check my oil anytime.
- Anthony Peters