WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Men of Odyssey | 2001 | 90 |
Description source: promotional material
Why don't food critics write about these services at cafes?
Spike thought he was having a nice, quiet dinner with his date, until everyone in the restaurant decided that he was on the menu. Are we really what we eat?
There is no way to describe a flick like this one other than to approach it from a stream of consciousness point of view. That's because it's almost pure gang bang from beginning to end -- no breaths taken, no cum-shots in between the opening scene and the final frame -- just one man after the other coming into the picture and latching on to the first cock he can find and plunging it down his throat. It's the kind of flick several producers do very well, but which increasingly is becoming the province of Chi Chi LaRue. Thank goodness.
Of course, there's a gimmick: Sunday brunch at Franzi's Café, and the endowed wonder Spike is sharing a bottle of wine with boyfriend Ryan Chandler, the boy-next-door brunet who looks so straight he can give head in public and Ma and Pa Kettle would admire his technique. The waiter asks if they're ready to order, and by the looks of it, anyone would want him to serve himself up -- it's Andy Hunter, a relative newbie whose wholesome college boy looks rival those of Ryan, and who will soon get ample opportunity to demonstrate his sexual skills. Spike and Ryan ask for more time, and Ryan proceeds to get the action underway by slipping off his shoe and running his toes against Spike's crotch under the table, then going alongside him, slipping under the tablecloth, and starting to suck that massive dick. When Andy comes back, Spike tells him to wait until Ryan comes back from the men's room -- little does Andy know that Ryan is halfway there by bringing Spike to near climax. Spike motions that they really should go inside, which they do, to the bar area where they choose a table next to another couple, and Ryan proceeds to sit on Spike's lap and work his way down to his crotch.
The other couple, the darkly masculine Antonio Majors and the palpitatingly handsome Joey Caruso, seem to take this in stride and soon have their cocks out of their slacks as they watch the action next to them. Ryan is by now deep-throating Spike who is eyeing the other two customers hungrily. Ryan spins around and notices another cock, Joey's, and trades off Spike for that guy while his boyfriend stands up and moves over to Antonio, shoving his pecker into his open mouth. This is an interesting quartet in that two of them, Ryan and Joey, resemble each other facially, though Joey is a bit younger looking, even though he is the largest guy in the room. (His face is quintessential Northern California Italian, a cross between porn stars Kurt Stefano and Gregg Rockwell -- I am impressed!) Kissing, sucking, back and forth between partners, until Andy the waiter comes back in the room and sees that he will have to hurry this along in order for him to get an order from each table. So, he joins in the action, moving to lay claim on Antonio's cock as the latter sits in his chair feeding on Spike, then taking a sample of Ryan and Joey and Spike as the opportunity presents itself. Soon Ryan bends over the table and latches his throat onto Andy's cock while opening his slim, inviting ass to Spike's bazooka, while Joey and Antonio continue to service and be serviced by each other and Andy.
Well, obviously someone is wondering why there are no orders going back to the kitchen and it turns out that it's the chef who comes out to check out the problems out front. Bedecked in a full chef's outfit, in walks the stupendously macho Colton Ford, who takes one look at the feast before him and decides it's time for him to bring out the appetizer -- his fat cock. One by one, the others kneel before him, beginning what the French refer to as "la ronde" -- a non-stop sequence of sexual positions in which that all members of the cast partake. After they have finished eating Colton's cock, the gang moves out to the alley behind the café where Spike first offers Colton his own massive meat and then kneels before him to take part of what is a stunningly delicious looking pucker and lifts his own butt high for his boyfriend Ryan to munch upon before Ryan moves up and plunges his cock into Colton's gullet. Soon, Joey and Andy come over to complete the daisy-chain, they soon move back, though, to play with Antonio on a bench as Spike spreads Ryan out against the wall and goes to work on his cock leaving Colton to survey the increasingly maddening scene.
Colton soon has a place to hang his jaw, however, as Michael Brandon and Steven Richards come into the alley, take one look around, and start unbuckling their belts. Colton is all too eager to invite them to the table, gets to his knees and starts pumping up Michael's legendary dork with his lips and throat as Steven, a tightly built daddy with a stunning ass and eager-for-sex look in his eye, kisses Michael and offers his meat up for the chef's inspection. Soon Michael is invited to take part in a tasting -- everyone else lines up against the wall and Brandon sticks his tongue up each ass as he works his way down the chain, licking, slurping and kissing puckering tulip petals as he goes. This is all a prelude to the finale -- the chain-fuck of Spike, the former exclusive top.
Other than cocks, I don't know what gets into exclusive tops when they decide to bottom on film, but Spike has certainly lived up to everyone's expectations so far. In this flick, he goes well beyond what most experienced screen bottoms would be expected to do as he is fucked doggy, missionary, sidesaddle, and even reverse doggy by every other man in the alley with Michael Brandon taking three swipes at him. It is the last Brandon fuck which brings this gang bang to a stunning conclusion -- Spike sits on Michael's pole and writhes, pumps and jumps as he sucks the bevy of cock around him and then bathes in the cum which flies from all over onto his chest and mostly onto his face in a climax which will make you want to go out and hire these guys to open up a sperm carwash. Finally Michael pulls out and slips his ass above Spike's face and then cums in buckets as Spike moves his head back and forth between Michael's balls and crack, spilling bountiful seed as he cleans off the sweat and ball-juice of the super impaler. Everyone then falls into an exhausted heap -- starving for food, no doubt.
Fuck the check, please.
A Video Review by Bo Champion
From Chi Chi LaRue, the director who brought us Caesar's Hard Hat Gang Bang , cums this worthy star-studded successor. And this one even has a plot - well, more like a delicious theme - centered around a café that serves more than just lunch.
Spike and his boyfriend, Ryan Chandler, sit down for lunch at an outdoor café, Pasticceria Franzi, but before they can order, Ryan decides to duck under the tablecloth for an appetizer. After a taste, the pair decide to take it indoors, where they continue to make out in front of handsome Australian hunk Joey Caruso and his friend Antonio Majors, who were innocently enjoying their meal at the next table. Before long, Chandler's back down on his knees in front of Spike, and Caruso and Majors aren't shy about grabbing their own tools as they watch.
Not content to stop with Spike, Chandler crawls over to enthusiastically service Caruso, leaving Spike to find Majors' eager mouth. Great camera work follows the action back and forth across the room. Hungry Spike lunches on Majors' uncut meat, doing a masterful job tonguing the hood like he wants to climb inside.
Inevitably, waiter Andy Hunter comes to check on the diners and finds a way to serve most of them, moving from Caruso to Majors to Spike. Just as a few friends might share a taste of their entrees, these five mix it up, with several great 2-on-1 and 1-on-2 tastings. Chandler is the hungriest of all, coming back for four servings of manmeat before taking it from both ends with Spike behind and Hunter and the others in front.
The action really cooks when hunky chef Colton Ford emerges from the kitchen ready to show off his talents. It only takes a few seconds before the crowd lines up for a taste of the chef's tasty sausage. Each of them gets at least two helpings, with Caruso exclaiming, "This is the best thing on the fucking menu!"
After their meal, the growing group takes it down a notch, heading for the back alley for some sleazy dessert. No one seems surprised when rough trade Michael Brandon and Steven Richards show up for some tag-team action with Ford. The jock-strapped Brandon shows off his talented tongue, lining up the other seven for expert rim jobs before the real gang bang begins.
As luck would have it, there's a mattress in the dirty alley, and sex with your socks on is raunchier than ever. Spike makes the most of the mattress as he takes each of the others in succession, with a surprising start by Chandler (remember the appetizer?). LaRue & Hue Wilde's superb camera work throughout shows us multiple couplings from creative angles. Chi Chi could have called this Spike's Gang Bang Café , but that would have spoiled the surprise (besides, Caesar he's not). After each of the team has at least two cracks at Spike's bangable butt, the group finishes off in grand and sweaty fashion, with Spike riding the noisy Brandon while the others unload on him. Yes, Spike fans, he delivers his usual juicy money shot.
If you like group fun, there's more than enough action here, though the video runs under 70 minutes. LaRue gets extra credit for a clever idea that's well executed and the attention-grabbing camera work. Bon appetit!
- Lance Powers