"Bear Patrol" features a treasure trove of hairy beasts, most of whom sport goatees. And like "Bear Chested," also from Catalina, the sex and production values are above average, with lots of directorial emphasis on the sucking and fucking. The five sex scenes are individually introduced in black-and-white -- with the actual sex scenes in color -- by a man in uniform.
Clint Taylor, a corrections officer, tells us he's often inspired by his inmates sexually, and his lover, Jake Marshall, never knows what he's in for as a result. Clint is a big burly ball of fur with a big bushy goatee, and Jake is a compact ball of fur with a less bushy (but still bushy) goatee (Jake looks like he could be porn star Ray Harley's brother). As Jake emerges from the shower, Clint moves in and drops to his knees to suck Jake's spry dick. It's always nice to see the bigger man so eager to please. Jake vigorously face-fucks the big guy -- thrusting his hips this way and that. Jake then plops down to return the favor on Clint's fat pole before bending over for a fuck. After the butt-fucking, Jake face-fucks Clint again, this time jerking himself off to a big climax below. Jake then shoots his creamy load onto Clint's bushy goatee.
Steve Parker is up next, a forest ranger, and he explains in his intro that he often stops by a buddy's bar, Steven Richards, for a closing-time blowjob. Steve is a muscular daddy with a big pretty dick with a full mushroom head, balding gray hair and a closely cropped goatee. Steven Richards is a tall, fair-skinned man with a long dick and five-o'-clock-shadow. Steven drops down and immediately wets the head of Steve's dong with his mouth and continues on for a while before Steve does the same to Steven's long dick. Two expert cocksuckers, mind you, both enjoying themselves immensely it seems. Steven cums on Steve's chin as he jerks himself off below.
Dakota Phillips is a highway patrolman in the next clip. He needs to use a phone to request help (problem with his motorcycle) and encounters Good Samaritan Zach Falconer. But Zach tells him the call will have to wait. Dakota is a redhead with pink skin and a nice muscular build, and Zach is the man-next-door with a massive cock. Zach pulls out the aforementioned dong, and Dakota goes to work immediately trying his best to shove as much of the long piece into his jaws as possible. Zach then twists him around and shoves his goateed face into Dakota's lightly-furred crack. After a nice rim, Zach gives Dakota a nice doggy-fuck. Sliding his prick all the way up there with no trouble. Both end with nice cum-shots.
Lance is a tough-talking policeman who responds to an emergency at Luke Bronson's home -- but, this being a porn flick, the emergency turns out to be under Luke's towel. Lance, the box cover model, is a tall goateed hairy fellow with a thick cock, and Luke is a smaller man with a dark tan and severe crew-cut (and a whisper of a goatee). Lance begins by talking shit and twisting Luke's dick and balls. Eventually he goes down on Luke and gives him a greedy blowjob -- deep-throating Luke's hard dick with ease. Luke then sucks Lance before shoving a big black dildo up the officer's chute. This results in a big cum-shot from Lance (no cum-shot from Luke, though).
Ranger Steve Parker is back for the final scene, this time with Robert Black as the happy camper. There is a silly exchange about pissing on a blueberry bush before the men trade blows and then Robert fucks Steve standing-doggy and then missionary on a blanket -- Steve's big muscular asscheeks heaving up and down with each thrust from Robert. Big cum-shots from both to end the flick.
A Video Review by Butch Harris
According to a recent article in the New York Times , a year ago, nearly 30 percent of men 18-34 reported regularly shaving their chests. Later, in the same article, we are told that hairy, more masculine men are appearing on the fashion runways and in the ad campaigns of top designers. So, it's only natural - or is that "au naturel" - that this latest video from Catalina's Furry Features series brings us some of the hottest and furriest beasts this side of the Epilady.
To compound the fantasy, Catalina ties all this fur together with the tan polyester uniform that CHiP s patrolmen Jon Baker and Francis "Ponch" Poncherello wore while they zoomed around on police-issued Harleys and fueled my prepubescent jack sessions.
Corrections officer Clint Taylor uses work as a fantasy for his sex life with onscreen partner Jake Marshall. "I look at [work] as a learning experience," Taylor chirps to the camera.
Each scene is set up with an "interview" that sets the tone. Here Taylor comes in on Marshall showering but quickly pulls him out and demands a strip search. This is no "Honey, I'm home moment," although Taylor's tough talk and Marshall's plaintiff whines distract at times from the job at hand. Taylor stays in full uniform as he eats Marshall's hole and plows Marshall over the banister. Taylor disrobes, exposing his fat, cock-ringed schlong just in time for a juicy jack-and-squirt with Marshall.
Forest ranger Steve Parker hooks up with bartender Steven Richards at a local watering hole. Parker is very hairy, with a cut seven-and-a-half-inch dick that Richards is eager to service. Parker gets a turn sucking on Richards' dick, and we get lots of oral action here, ending with Richards' load on Parker's goatee and a solid gob of self-induced jizz from Parker onto the bar floor.
Homeowner Zach Falconer has ulterior motives for highway patrolman Dakota Phillips when he seeks assistance for his downed bike.
Saying supportive things like, "You're sweating, let's get that shirt unbuttoned and get you some air," proves that good citizen Falconer isn't just a supporter of the policeman's balls. Phillips has a youthful fuzz to his chest, and it's Falconer that gets to utter stuff like "Hungry little pig, take it down, that's it. "Ponch uh I can't wait to stick this dick up your ass." Falconer has an ass carpet that we get to see several times as he pokes Officer Phillips and then spills his load on Phillips' ass. Phillips straddles Falconer and plops his jizz onto his chest berber.
Sheriff's deputy Lance Hancock claims to have seen just about everything and clearly has the upper hand when he busts in on Luke Bronson, a homeowner with a penchant for being naked and luring the police with false alarms. And what does Hancock do with that power? He says stuff like, "I'm the one writing the police report here. If you shut the fuck up, I'll get down on my hands and knees and suck that dick." Say what? Bronson has a big, black dildo to work over the six-foot Hancock. Hancock finishes with a muti-camera squirt, but Bronson is just gone from the scene without coming, probably in search of a meter maid with a strap-on.
Robert Black said in an interview once that he wanted to work with Steve Parker. In this final scene, forest ranger Parker is back with Black, who is a hapless camper caught pissing on the bushes. Black has an "aw, shucks" quality in his overalls, as he vocally gags on Parker's posey as punishment. Black's eight-by-five rod is wrapped tight at the base with a cockstrap as Parker gulps it, but the tables are turned as Black is commanded to "fuck that ass give it to me." And that he does, in a rousing stand-up fuck and then doggie-style outside the tent. Parker blows all over his own trim, thickly carpeted tummy. Black pumps a load onto his own belly.
Director Josh Eliot helped Robert Black realize one of his fantasies in this "furry feature," and I hope fans of bear videos will show their support for the excellent productions values here. As for me, it is still with great trepidation that I approach the live incarnations of my boyhood jack sessions. When you growl into a six-foot-something daddy bear's ear, "Man I want someone to fuck me silly," the last thing you want him to say in return is, "Oh me too."
- Harry Bayer