"Country Bares" is porn with a moral: when lost in the country, knock on the door of the most remote scary-looking house, as you're sure to find the horniest men. In this case, four city slickers get a lesson in country hospitality from five men with hair on their chests and sex on their minds.
In the first scene, brave Joey Torres, a handsome Latino with a few tattoos, lets himself into the house. He finds scruffy blond Marck Cirriano asleep on the couch, and then Atom Masters accosts him. Atom offers to help him find his way, with sex as the payment. Joe works his way around Atom's nearly hairless nipples and this is when Marck wakes up. He has a massive long dick to match his big lips, and Joe switches over to his body. He blows the cock with some nice work on the head and a hand firmly planted on the base of it. Joe then moves to sucking Atom, with Marck blowing Joe, all in decent action. The fucking comes with Marck taking Atom, who now sucks Joe. Though all are a tad sleepy, Marck gives Atom a fine fuck, taking full advantage of his long cock going all in and out. The position changes to Atom sitting and riding on Marck, still sucking Joe. This is peppier. Soon enough, everyone is cumming on Atom.
Sensationally beautiful Danny Rhymes, a smooth very muscular lean sort, goes to pee, when he's stopped by rugged hairy Christian Luke, the hunkiest bear of this story. Instead of forcing Danny to do anything, Christian is the one to do the blowing. Danny isn't hard, so it's not the easiest blowjob for Christian to manage, but he has a much better time rimming Danny's perfectly smooth ass. Christian is a monster of facial movement, making a great feast out of the butt. Christian finally shirks the shirt to reveal gorgeous chest hair, clipped to full yumminess over these gargantuan pecs. Danny's blowjob isn't any easier than Christian's, so they move soon enough to the fucking. In a nice surprise, it's Danny who tops the bigger Christian. With Danny's own butt clenching to the thrusts, he pushes his way hard into burly Christian. After a rather standard start, Danny starts with some sprinting energy. "My dick looks good goin' in your ass," he even remarks, and he's not at all wrong. Danny fucks Christian missionary (that didn't sound right, did it?) and the results are lots of fun. Christian cums being fucked and then Danny unloads his big dick after that.
Dyed-blond hottie Alan Gregory is found by the house's owner, intense and very pretty dark Ryan Foxx (who looks anything but country with his tinted hair and manicured chest hair). Ryan says he's heard that when it come to city boys, their "assholes are pretty enough to lick and smell better than womenfolk." Alan doesn't flinch before offering to let him find out and drops his shorts. Damn it if it isn't the most delicious smooth ass (the hairy ones are on a different scale). Ryan eats Alan's ass with total abandon, throwing his face in deep and doing all the wetting with a greedy tongue. There is some tongue-fucking and more tender licking, but it's all hot. Talented Alan blows Ryan next, the latter having exposed his delicious chest and fat cock. Alan is fierce sucker and this scene, the story's best, is shot from a series of wonderful camera angles to show off his hardworking mouth. Ryan then goes to blow, proving himself as hungry in the front as he was in the back. He is able to deep-throat impressively. Ryan fucks Alan, with the latter bent over. Ryan has fun with him, more intent than the other tops, and from underneath, we get to see four juicy hard balls slapping against each other. Ryan doesn't need more than this one position to get Alan to cum.
In the final scene, Kyle Richards finds Bo Kingsley attending to his outdoor chores. Can you guess what Bo wants just for letting Kyle use the phone? Dark seductive Bo, with a clipped goatee and a great tan. He tears off his shirt to reveal a great body and then an equally wonderful mouth as he blows Kyle, just below a gargantuan upper body and belly piercing. They are both immediately hard, and Bo plows ahead with an effortless throat tickler of a blowjob. They switch places so that hairier Bo can get a sucking, which Kyle arranges with a great wetting and a hearty gulping all the way to the base. This scene has the best mutual blowing. Kyle is the top here, pushing into Bo with as much energy as Bo pushes back at him. Doing this, they achieve a nice rhythm, with Kyle working the full length of his shaft into his bottom. Bo then tears off on a ride of his top, eager and fast. Again, working the full length of the shaft if important to them, so the height of the bounce is valued over anything else. As they kiss side-by-side, both rattle off decent cum-shots.
There is one strange problem that runs through the first three scenes of "Country Bares" and that is a problem with wood. Strange in a story taking place in the forest, eh? But, it's very noticeable and it's hard for the models to overcome it. However, they forge ahead with game energy and by the fucking, they have all made it, so that the fucking is often the best part of each scene. No matter what, it's a pleasure to see the bare bears (and their smoother counterparts) and what they do in the woods is certainly fun to watch.
DVD features: Dolby sound; the full-length feature; interactive menus (with a scene-by-scene chapter breakdown, and oral, anal and cum-shot sub-menu -- where the selected footage is grouped together for immediate viewing); slide-show gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue