Director Josh Eliot's "His Terrible Twin" is as plot-wise creepy and engaging as it is sexually ferocious. The sex is so thrilling and wildly paced that you wonder how the guys kept it going so full-tilt. Andy Hunter bursts forth into leading man status with a wonderfully apt performance -- a sexually explicit thespian like no other.
The credits are played over creepy music and eerie pictures of long-dead people. Oh, and a freshly dead body. But, more on that later. In Palm Springs, Ray Harley is playing the piano at Jack Van Dean's house when Jack's friend Andy Hunter arrives (Andy plays twins, and this is Jacob, the Good Twin). Ray is obviously interested, but he has a boyfriend, so he can't play with him. It seems that Andy is going out to Rhode Island to do a show with the world-famous actress Miranda Lake (in a non-sexual role only Sharon Kane could play) and he will be staying with Ray and his boyfriend. Andy is from nearby Connecticut, where his nefarious twin brother still lives.
After they lunch, hairy beefy Jack with the sterling blue eyes gets drunk and hits on Ray, who is worried that if he plays around with Jack, Andy will see and tell his boyfriend. Ray spends a lot of time protesting, but how can you refuse a babe like Jack Van Dean? Ray can't, ultimately. Ray takes sweet time working his way down Jack's hairy chest until he gets to the undies, ripping them off and chomping down on the ultimate prize. As Jack proves himself a wellspring of hot moans, Ray easily deep-throats him, leading of course with his trademark bushy mustache. Ray is totally unstoppable, gulping to the absolute fullest until he lets Jack return the suck, which he does with the same manic energy. Jack is all over the cock, nearly foaming at the mouth as light piano music wrongly suggests this is anything romantic! The superb suck gets Ray to unload a very impressed cum-shot. Jack certainly isn't done, so he loudly eats Ray's ass, a total tongue-fuck, the tongue as hard as his cock a few feet below. As the music becomes more intense, Ray holds onto a bedpost and has Jack fuck the daylights out of him. Jack couldn't be more active and wanton in his scene, certainly following through in his harsh cascade of eager thrusts at Ray's inviting ass. His abs as erect as his cock, he just sails into Ray repeatedly. Hair lovers rejoice, not an inch of these men is shaved and close-ups prove it. Jack has a fun load from his uncut cock at the end.
Three weeks later, we've traveled 3000 miles to the old money of Newport, Rhode Island. Being a swooping big Catalina production, director Josh Eliot allows us a peek at rehearsals, where Andy is to sing the big love duet with Sharon Kane, written of course by Sharon Kane. Actually, the melody is a bold love song, delivered by the pair (though I'm not so sure it's Andy singing) in their best 1980s pop voices. One wonders where all the instruments heard in the song are placed, considering they are nowhere to be seen. At any rate, I'm intrigued. I'd love to see this show they are working on. Oh, and meanwhile, a nefarious head is watching them rehearse.
That nefarious head belongs to Bad Twin Richard, also played by Andy Hunter in his best cracked thuggish demeanor. Bad Twin calls Dr. Maxime Cannon, a tall shaved-headed hottie. The discussion is filled with open threats, as Bad Twin wants Good Twin to "pay for what he did to me." Naturally, Dr. Maxime took this call in the middle of his session with Carter Rhodes, who is obsessed with "getting off with a guy." Carter is a friendly looking chap with wavy hair and big brown eyes. He's convinced that if he performs "the act" just once, he'll get it out of a system and when Carter hits on Maxime for a partner, he eventually relents, saying, "I am your doctor. I'll do what I can to cure you." If I had a shrink who looked like Maxime, I'd put the moves on him, too. Anyway, Maxime pushes Carter down to his knees, his giant cock evident in his undies. In a flick filled with massive cocks, Maxime's is easily the biggest and tastiest. It's as opulently thick as long and Carter has to work very hard to even get it into his mouth. Maxime takes over the oral by face-fucking, asking "is that helping you," to which Carter moans an affirmative. The hottest moment comes when Carter wraps both hands around the cock to get the foreskin working and nibbles there with his mouth. Maxime wields his cock with total power and Carter is a slave to it. After some truly exquisite cockwork, Maxime cums. Maxime then blows Carter, who also has a wickedly big dick. Maxime is a generous oral performer and it's no wonder that Carter wanted sex with him so badly. Maxime tosses off an absolutely rabid blowjob and gets Carter to cum right onto the lens of the camera.
Backstage at rehearsal, we find the always-foxxy Dante Foxx in a polka-dotted robe and when fellow performer Sean Storm, looking so buffed here, brings Andy in, they decide it's time for an initiation. To join a company that includes Dante, Sean, bald tattooed goateed Ulizes Carpelli and sturdy hairy Edwyn Wolf, I'd happily be hazed. Ulizes takes on Andy's straight long cock and Sean attacks Dante's thick meat. Sean and Dante ratchet up the fire power here, absolutely dusting the others with their work, and the others are amazingly energetic themselves. Sean gives Dante a truly great blowjob, and Dante twitches and moans in complete ardor. Edwyn joins them, to deep-throat Dante (which impresses even Dante) while Sean licks all over Edwyn's back. A less exciting performer would merely wait his turn for Edwyn to take a break from blowing Dante, but not Sean. He finds something to keep his mouth occupied no matter what. Sean then rips off Edwyn's pants so he can eat out of his ass with wild abandon, using his tongue for deep puncture and his whole face for total wetting. Edwyn continues sucking Dante as ably as before, and Ulizes gets better and better on Andy. The fucking starts with Sean riding on Dante while Andy fucks Ulizes, the latter blowing Edwyn. Andy is all sizzle, bounding in and out with his sleek cock fitting just perfectly in Ulizes' ass. But, the power couple of the scene is still Dante and Sean, the latter bouncing up and down with scary height and equally mind-blowing speed. The bottoms here are out of control. Sean beats off to furious conclusion for a break, but Dante isn't finished with him, taking him doggy and turning in a great fuck. Meanwhile, Andy is working nearly as hard on Edwyn, just pulsing his raging cock at him with jaw-dropping energy. The tops take over near the end and everyone has a big angry spray to show for it.
Sharon leaves her script in the dressing room and has to go back to retrieve it. But, Bad Twin is there to scare her, convinced that after watching his brother and Sharon in their love scene that they are actually in love. Luckily, the director shows up to save Sharon just as Bad Twin was about to pull a knife. Meanwhile, Good Twin Andy meets Brad McGuire, Ray's boyfriend. There is a lot of sexual tension until Andy pisses Brad off by remarking on the couple's relationship. Bad Twin Andy goes over to Dr. Maxime and flashes a gun at him. "I've got your session right here!" he bellows and in a display of good special effects, Maxime is killed.
All that plot!
Oh, the intricacies!
But, bring back the sex!
Ray and Brad go off to the beach where Sir Hunk-for-Days Brad apologizes to Ray and wants sex. "Will that finally put a smile on your face," Ray asks. Brad hits the sand on his knees and peels off Ray's shorts. He then blows him with the gusto that is now absolutely mandatory in making every scene crackle. He takes Ray's veined piece all the way down with his backless throat in a scorching hot deep-throat. As always, Brad gives the blowjob all he has, and the camerawork here is so exciting as to jump all over the place noting how good Brad really is. Ray finally pops a winner on Brad's cheek and then they continue with Ray downing Brad's enormous cock. Ray Harley isn't Ray Harley for nothing and he chews the stuffing out of this dick. Ray seems to like playing with the foreskin in his mustache and chews it until Brad cums.
Sharon quizzes Good Twin Andy about Bad Twin Andy. Good Twin Andy is a lot upset that Bad Twin Andy has been to visit Sharon. In a flashback, the twins meet (another great special effect) and Good Twin Andy tells Bad Twin Andy to "stay away from Miranda and the theater" with the gusto of a 1940s movie vixen. However, as good brother Andy is telling the story, Sharon picks out a detail that makes her nervous and then suddenly bad brother Andy is there as well, but only in Good Twin Andy's mind! Ah, another layer! "You see how difficult it is to control him?" "I don't know if you're Richard or Jacob. Just go!" yells Sharon, giving one of her best performances ever. Bad Andy stabs her, with the classic line "Final act, bitch. Fade to black." Nothing beats a Josh Eliot script.
Brad comes home one day with some information for Ray about Andy's past and they trot off to a cemetery where they go in search of the defining head stone. Brad finds it, but it's too late. When Ray finds his dead body, it's pointing to the headstone, but just as Ray puts all the pieces, he gets clocked over the head. But, WAIT! He's not dead! Andy has him tied up, brandishing a knife. Ray desperately tries to free himself as Andy runs into security guard Derek Downs, a husky very attractive man with a pointed chin, shaved head and goatee, not to mention stunning blue eyes. Andy flirts with him to throw him off the scent and Derek soon enough finds himself deep-throating Andy's luscious cock, fully able to take all of this so-so long piece into his mouth. Like so many of the wowing performers here, he goes ape for cock and this rugged tattooed stud earns his place with the other greats. Andy fucks Derek, who has a piercing just below his asshole. Andy is incessant and ceaseless, as if the psycho character is truly taking over this character. Andy's energy is unstoppable and Derek is a lucky beneficiary. "You can break into this house anytime," coos Derek at one point. Andy unleashes a giant spray that flies past Derek's face, and then shoots him dead.
Ray hasn't exactly figured out exactly what the deal is with all of Andy's mind-jumbles, but he knows enough to taunt him into revealing the rest. Apparently, when the twins were young, Good Twin saw an orgy of men and really enjoyed it. In a wonderful, if rather unnecessary plot-wise, second orgy scene, we see what got Andy so excited. Steve Rambo is there, so we know the blowing will be intense, and it is. Sal Correlli is there, handsome as ever. So are Carlo Cox, Chris Holland, Bill Magnum and the intensely handsome and hung Jerek. It's Jerek's long dick that is being so beautifully blown by Steve when the action starts. Sal begs to be gagged with cock and puffs his cheeks out as he sucks hard to get to that point. There is great teasing from the guys getting sucked and perfect blowing from the guys doing the sucking. Director Josh Eliot really keeps every performer totally in line with the requisite high energy. Jerek doesn't wait long at all to spew for Steve, a fun popper that comes nicely out of his mushroom-headed cock. Steve then finds himself in the middle of a fuck-and-suck combo, managing to do both with his unique talent. In another group, Jerek rides a cock and sucks Sal's incredibly thick cock aggressively. After some action in these positions, two of the performers break off into a nice hearty fuck pair as the other four coagulate into a beautiful quartet. Jerek watches Carlo Cox fuck Steve hard, every once in a while licking at his ass, and of course Steve takes the harsh pound in strides, never letting Sal's dick out of his mouth. Carlo then missionary-fucks Sal. After absolutely everyone has cum buckets, Andy tells Ray exactly what happened next between the twins. It's not fair for me to reveal it, but it's fair to say that Ray has the last word. Well, two of them, actually.
Yes, "His Terrible Twin" is beautifully plot-heavy and not all of the sex fits in nicely with the story (the two orgy scenes, gorgeous as they are, are more diversions than anything), but director Josh Eliot has crafted one of his masterpieces here. Everything, plot and sex, starts from the focal point of boundless energy. That means the sex is impossible to beat, while it also helps spin the detailed plot off and gets the actors all in line. Andy Hunter gives a star performance of the highest degree, appropriately scary in his acting and just as scarily focused in all he does sexually. All of the other performers are chosen with care and turn in sexually dramatic performances. There literally isn't a flagging sexual moment to be found.
Just keep the moral in mind:
Never do community theater in Rhode Island with a twin!
A Video Review by Brent Blue