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Arpad Miklos
Arpad Miklos
Arpad Miklos
Arpad Miklos
Distributor | Released | Length |
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All Worlds Video | 2004 | 90 |
The garage milieu is ripe for all kinds of sexual double entendres, most of which have been used in gay porn already. In "Tune Up," though, director Doug Jeffries gives the theme a fresh angle with attention-grabber Arpad Miklos.
Arpad is an evil (well, somewhat, he does get to say, "Curses, foiled again!" at one point) owner of a garage. (Arpad has long made certain parts of my body flutter, and he looks better than ever -- his dark intense handsomeness and hairy muscular frame only improving with age.) Young Toby O'Connor is the fresh meat in the situation, a total loser who takes a job at the garage after his girl, Kylie Ireland, produces an eviction notice. Arpad checks him out in the interview and slaps his ass when he sends him off. Toby notices that the men who work at the garage seem to be overly friendly. He has NO idea.
One problem: Although Toby passes his interview with flying colors, he knows nothing about repairing cars. To his rescue, again, Kylie brings home Gil Cortez, who is supposed to help out. Kylie leaves, and immediately Toby is calling Gil "daddy" and begging him to "teach me what you know." Toby's fast tutoring includes slobbering over Gil's very nice uncut meat, and then giving Gil a juicy rim with gobs of saliva wetting down Gil's hole. The live-action sound here (and, for that matter, throughout) ramp up the heat. Gil bends Toby over and power-fucks him, the slaps echoing all over the room. No matter how much Gil can dish out, Toby is ready and willing to take it -- Toby's ass is thoroughly explored by Gil's thick cock, ending in the missionary position on a weight bench. Gil's cum literally explodes from the head of his dick, leaving rivulets of cum all over Toby's torso, then Toby jerks himself off.
One great thing about the garage setting is the costuming. Those coveralls come off easy and fast, and that is certainly the case with the "main slut" of the place. Tag Adams is feeling a little ignored now that there is a new guy on the scene. To retain his title, Tag puts on the performance of a lifetime, giving his all to satisfy workmates Michael Brandon, Alex Leon and Owen Hawk. Tag's hairy cub torso, beautifully shaped ass, and give-me-all-you've-got-and-I-still-want-more attitude make this four-way a real scorcher. Intense cock worshipping starts the action with Tag facing three big dicks and taking them all on with aplomb. The noises he makes are sensational, ranging from grunts to choking sounds as he tries to deep-throat each guy in turn. But the fucking is the best, Tag's ass so perfectly framed by his white jock, his erection straining at the pouch, and his legs spread wide apart made me get an immediate erection. It works for the three tops, too, as they sample Tag's butt with their dicks. Michael is the last to go in, and when he pulls out to take a break, he squats down to taste the juice that's running out of Tag before he plunges in again. Tag's defined torso is the target for all three loads from the tops, and then he adds his to the messiness. Arpad, who has been watching from his office window and jerking his dick, comes out and tells Tag that he needs a shower. And he gets one, although it's not with soap and water -- it's the golden kind. The cum on Tag's torso is sluiced off as the three piss on him. (Sorry, Toby, but I think that Tag deserves to retain his "main slut" title. Better luck next year.)
Arpad, now in greasy coveralls, returns to dress down a brown-uniformed delivery guy, Nick Savage, who is ten minutes late. To punish him, Arpad makes him suck his dick, and that's just for starters. This is punishment? If I were Nick, I'd make being late a habit. Nick with his spiky hair, smooth and muscular body, ass and low-hanging balls, makes an interesting playmate for Arpad. Arpad admires Nick's rounded pecs that are capped off with splendid ripe nipples, which also get lots of attention, first from Arpad as Nick is sucking his cock, then from Nick himself when Arpad sucks on him. Although the warm-up to the main event is a complete turn-on with Arpad parting Nick's buttcheeks to reveal a pink succulent hole, the fucking is even better. When Arpad growls, "I could fuck you all day," it's easy to believe that he means it. What Arpad should have said, however, was "I'm going to fuck you in as many ways as I can think of," because that's exactly what happens. Arpad's long and meaty cock looks great sliding between Nick's parted asscheeks, especially when Nick lowers himself onto it and rides it. Nick also gets to learn what exactly was in the package Arpad was so impatient to receive -- a huge black dildo. When Arpad opens the box, you can almost sense Nick's hole twitching in anticipation. Arpad holds the rubber dick in place as Nick sits on it. And his ass almost swallows the thing whole as Arpad looks on in amazement. Arpad reaches around, grabs Nick's huge balls, and tugs on them as Nick continues to slide up and down on the dildo. Arpad blows a rocket of cum all over the dildo as Nick watches, and then Nick shoots his load as he's getting plowed by yet another rubber dick, ending by far the most intense scene yet.
Toby returns for the finale, a three-way with janitor Dallas Foster and co-worker Andrew Rubio. In the garage bathroom, the stalls of which are handily equipped with glory holes, Dallas gets in the middle stall and has a go at both dicks through the holes, then the three get together and Dallas takes both dicks on again before Andrew and Toby take turns on Dallas. Dallas is a rather compactly built guy, but he is definitely packing -- his cock is huge. Toby then rims Andrew and Dallas, while they bend over the sinks, and Dallas fingers Andrew's hole as Toby is busy rimming him. The highlight is a three-way fuck in which Andrew slides into Toby's ass as Dallas takes Andrew from behind. All three produce voluminous cum in the end.
There's a nice surprise ending, delivered by Kylie, and a bit more to the story, but that's where the sex ends. Great production values, especially direction by Mr. Jeffries, and hot men all around make this one a must-see.
DVD features: Chapter selections; bonus scene (a solo of Arpad jerking off); behind-the-scenes footage; bloopers; gallery; trailers ("Butthole Buffet" and "Rear Factor"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
When I was in seventh grade, my town newspaper held a writing contest. We were supposed to profile someone who had grown up in our town. I interviewed old Werner, the owner of the local gas station. I had spent many a paperboy dollar buying Reggie bars and soda pop at his establishment and had a soft place in my heart for him. I, lovingly, researched the history of his establishment and, faithfully, learned of the highs and lows of his business. I was sure I had a shot at winning. Well, of course, Tim Beach, the newspaper's owner and editor's son, won the grand prize with -- of all things -- a story about his paternal grandmother. Ohhh, how did he ever win with that? So, eternally damned and disappointed, my story about Werner gathered dust and faded from my mind -- until this week, when I witnessed the pulse-pounding garage antics of All Worlds Video's out of control and very erotic Tune Up.
Gil Cotez is as outrageous and unpredictable as a WWII Kamikaze pilot. He plows into the eager and willing Toby O'Conner with his gorgeous, perfect, uncut bronze dick like a plane on fire. His immense wood flopping out of a taut black jockstrap is the best fashion statement the fall season has to offer, and O'Conner makes perfect use of it. Cotez jabs and taunts the willing bottom boy with that thick, strong oak before offering up his perfect ass to be worshipped like a lamb at the tongue slaughter. Milk, bread, fruits and ass of Cotez -- a balanced diet without a doubt! Our lucky O'Conner then gets the whooping of a lifetime! But who needs a switch when Cotez's hot meat would work just fine! Yum!
Michael Brandon and crew practically rape the zealous Tag Adams in a rip-snorting, pulse-pounding, brain-shrieking four-way sex scene that is sure to blow your mind! (This is one of the noisiest sex scenes I have viewed -- to be sure!) Brandon, as always, is rightfully so in love with his dick. While other partners are pounding away inside Adams' bruised butt hole, he positions that plump Ballpark frank on Adams' side, like a meaty measuring yard, as proof that his is the fattest club in the ball house. He grunts sexily about the others prepping Adams ass for his intrusion, and it is admittedly sexy as hell and fun to watch. Alex Leon and Owen Hawke display mightily on their own in this scene also. They each take very verbal and violent assaults upon Adams, and Leon has a beautifully chunky tube steak of his own. The scene ends with a highly enjoyable act of kink -- the boys piss all over Adams, who moans and groans in gleeful ecstasy and joy!
My friends often tell me that I run on "Christian" time -- either five minutes early or 20 minutes too late. Too bad I've never run into gorgeous Arpad Miklos on those days that I am traveling way behind. Miklos teaches the blond Nick Savage an important lesson about tardiness -- one that I would be happy to learn any day, anywhere, any time! In a pair of yellow overalls that complement his beautiful skin texture, Miklos gets the blow-job of a lifetime. Savage worships that thick beast of a monster wiener like it was free day at the local delicatessen. Miklos then dives into Savage's fine ass like a Rottweiler barges into the water at the doggie beach. He devours those worthy golden globes! Then in three heavenly positions, Miklos literally pumps the crème out of the contrite and understandably joyful Savage. If that is punishment, then I plan to be bad every single day for the rest of my life! But, as always, the best is saved for last, with Savage torturing himself upon a huge black dildo. This is an extreme and pleasurable activity to watch -- and it is brought up another level when Savage lovingly licks and caresses the dark probe when he is through with it. Rough!
O'Conner returns to prove versatility as he fucks Italiano Mambo stud Andrew Rubio in the final scene. Of course, he is soon flipped over, with Rubio going all Schroeder with his Grand Piano in O'Conner's ass! Then blondie Dallas Foster adds his Chex to the mix by screwing Rubio while he puts it to O'Conner. This scene is fun and not a disappointment exactly, but it is nowhere near as hot as the three scenes that preceded it, in my lil' horny black book.
All in all, Tune Up, is amazing red hot porn and much sweeter and nastier than all the candy old Werner could hold in his humble and crumbling down store.
- Christian James