Did you ever wonder what a bored real estate agent might do during an open house? What if cute guys come to look at the house who are interested in not just square footage but inches too? "Lock Box Cocks" has the delightful aim of showing just how some real estate deals are put together. They don't all involve boring things like credit reports and mortgages.
The first vignette is called "Whatever It Takes to Make the Sale." Rugged beefy stud John Marcus is the agent selling a nice home in Palm Springs. Blond-tinted cutie Park Wiley and swarthy Latino Brad Slater come to see it. "I hope there's a Jacuzzi, we want to see that first," Park chirps. When John goes to make a call, Park and Brad take advantage of their alone time at the pool to test it for its true purpose. After making out heavily, Park sucks all of Brad's cock down with ease. John arrives to watch, also catching Brad's dedicated blowing of Park's veined dick, pulling out his uncut super-hung piece. The giddy lovers go inside for more water, turning on the shower to peals of "I want this house!" as they continue swapping sucks. They finally spy John watching them, so Park falls to his knees and sucks both John and Brad together, which is no easy task given the combined thickness. After Park and Brad share John, the young boys turn their asses to John, who delights in rimming them. Though Brad has a creamy pluckable ass, John doesn't play favorites. After everyone gets a chance to taste some ass, a fun three-way fuck ensues. Park is in the middle, taking a fast-paced sprint fuck from John, while Brad luckily bears the brunt of both tops. It's not a long time before Brad cums, followed instantly by Park and then John. "It's a done deal," Brad and Park chime in unison.
"Moving On" looks to be a rather sad story at the beginning. Lovers Jack Braun and Zach Nyhart are breaking up and splitting their possessions. Though they are going their separate ways, they can't resist one last sex session. After inhaling each other's tongues like two guys who will never seen each other again, the darker of the two licks the other's cock through his boxers, finally flopping out the large cock for a nice blowjob with good hand help. This sucker has a big cock himself and his soon-to-be ex really knows his way around it. Hitting the floor, they 69, nicely matched in desire until both are ready to cum. Needless to say, love conquers all and the document splitting them up is torn apart.
Insatiable John Marcus has another house to show in "Seal the Deal." His buyer this time is Ty Smith, a rather sweet looking guy with a hairy chest and a nipple piercing. "I want it, I want it, I want it bad!" Ty says enthusiastically, but just then into the room bounds rival agent Mark Cirrianno, a robust brunet, and the incredibly adorable petite Andy Kirra. It seems Andy wants the house just as badly. John darts off to make a call, but Ty decides on another topic and pulls out his dick. Mark and Andy show their, well, matching offers. Ty slithers over and sucks off both the guys, one hand pumping whichever one he's not sucking. Andy and Mark share Ty until John returns, and an over-the-shoulder camera catches the heat of the side-by-side blowjobs along with the fun noises of all four. Fairly, everyone slurps cock, and the camera is sure to notice Andy's delectable ass. They foursome moves into the kitchen where Andy blows John and Ty takes care of Mark. Ty then rims Mark while John has Andy's ass for his pleasure. Unable to be idle, Andy blows Mark while getting that perky ass chewed. After the oral is done, the agents fuck their clients. Ty turns out to have a great butt as well and powerhouse John plows right through it. Mark then works on Ty's ass while Andy bounces gleefully on John's cock. All cum-shots are good, but Mark's is extra special. Unfortunately, someone has to lose out on the house, and it's poor little Andy.
However, in "Try Try Again," Andy gets a second crack at a house. Daniel Marcus, a nice looking guy with an interesting hair cut, is house-sitting for his cousin, and horny as hell. He calls a friend, but gets turned down, so he switches to porn and a dildo. As it's sliding in and out of his ass, Andy and his new agent, Josh Williams, come in, assuming no one is there. Andy wants this one, noting, "I was literally screwed out of the last one." Josh goes to make a call, telling Andy to roam around. But, it's Josh who opens a bedroom door to find Daniel and his trusty dildo. Forgetting about Andy (which is hard, because he's so damn hot), Josh opens up his pants for a hungry blowjob from Daniel. Andy soon wanders in, helping with the sucking. He and Daniel are a good team, working on cock and balls together. Andy then has Josh suck him, with Daniel still working on Josh, still with the dildo in his butt. Randy Daniel does a fine blowjob of Andy and Josh together and then Daniel rims Andy, who now sucks Josh. Josh's rim on Andy's tasty hole is nice and feisty. Echoing the first scene, these three tear into a man-in-the-middle scene with Josh the outside top and Andy superbly handling double duty by taking him and also fucking Daniel. Andy turns out to be the hero of the scene with his sensational power, and they cum in the same order as the first scene: Daniel, Andy and then Josh. "I better damn well get this place," Andy wryly hopes. "Consider it done," Josh assures him.
Andy Kirra is really the sensation of "Lock Box Cocks." Looking unassuming, he opens up when having sex and steals the final two scenes. In both scenes, however, he's grouped with some performers lacking his considerable energy, which makes it that much easier for him. But, in each of the scenes, the new home owners are the ones who have worked the hardest to get there!
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("A Current Affair," "City Heat, Country Passion" and "Arouse!"); interviews (Josh Williams, Ty Smith, Andy Kirra and John Marcus); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue